Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.

Offspring {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Defender Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}: Add {U}. {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on this artifact. At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on this artifact. When the twelfth hour counter is put on this artifact, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile this artifact.