Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Mental Note

Forest

Swamp

Fallaji Archaeologist

When Fallaji Archaeologist enters, mill three cards. You may put a noncreature, nonland card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on Fallaji Archaeologist. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Jungle Hollow

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Cast Down

Unexpected Fangs

Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on target creature.

Tolarian Winds

Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Utopia Sprawl

Enchant Forest
As Utopia Sprawl enters, choose a color.
Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Island

Foresight

Search your library for three cards, exile them, then shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Thought Scour

Target player mills two cards.
Draw a card.

Ram Through

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. If the creature you control has trample, excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.

Thornwood Falls

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.