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Manly Bears
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
Legal
Est deck cost: $462.56
Salt sum: 32.6
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Commander

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Kudo, King Among Bears

Other creatures have base power and toughness 2/2 and are Bears in addition to their other types.

Creature
Kudo, King Among Bears (mh3) 192

Commander

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Evasion

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Odric, Master Tactician

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Whenever Odric, Master Tactician and at least three other creatures attack, you choose which creatures block this combat and how those creatures block.

Creature
Odric, Master Tactician (cmm) 46

Evasion

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Ramp

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Avacyn's Pilgrim

{T}: Add {W}.

Creature
Avacyn's Pilgrim (scd) 171
Biophagus

Genomic Enhancement — {T}: Add one mana of any color. If this mana is spent to cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Biophagus (40k) 87
Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (dsc) 174
Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Farseek (blc) 119
Herald's Horn

As Herald's Horn enters, choose a creature type. Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.

Artifact
Herald's Horn (lcc) 304
Knight of the White Orchid

First strike When Knight of the White Orchid enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Knight of the White Orchid (moc) 193
Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Kodama's Reach (otc) 196
Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Nature's Lore (mkc) 178
Patchwork Banner

As Patchwork Banner enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Patchwork Banner (blb) 247
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (j25) 704
Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Three Visits (otc) 209
Yavimaya Elder

When Yavimaya Elder dies, you may search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. {2}, Sacrifice Yavimaya Elder: Draw a card.

Creature
Yavimaya Elder (dsc) 208

Ramp

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Anthem

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Archetype of Courage

Creatures you control have first strike. Creatures your opponents control lose first strike and can't have or gain first strike.

Creature Enchantment
Archetype of Courage (bng) 4
Greymond, Avacyn's Stalwart

As Greymond, Avacyn's Stalwart enters, choose two abilities from among first strike, vigilance, and lifelink. Humans you control have each of the chosen abilities. As long as you control four or more Humans, Humans you control get +2/+2.

Creature
Greymond, Avacyn's Stalwart (slx) 18
Heron's Grace Champion

Flash Lifelink When Heron's Grace Champion enters, other Humans you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature
Heron's Grace Champion (mic) 152
Kyler, Sigardian Emissary

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Kyler, Sigardian Emissary. Other Humans you control get +1/+1 for each counter on Kyler.

Creature
Kyler, Sigardian Emissary (mic) 4

Anthem

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Land

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Arctic Treeline

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Arctic Treeline enters tapped.

Land
Arctic Treeline (khm) 249
Botanical Plaza

Botanical Plaza enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. {2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Botanical Plaza: Draw a card.

Land
Botanical Plaza (snc) 247
Brushland

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Brushland (blc) 295
Canopy Vista

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Canopy Vista enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Canopy Vista (blc) 296
Castle Ardenvale

Castle Ardenvale enters tapped unless you control a Plains. {T}: Add {W}. {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Land
Castle Ardenvale (blc) 298
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (cmm) 659
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (acr) 110
Fortified Village

As Fortified Village enters, you may reveal a Forest or Plains card from your hand. If you don't, Fortified Village enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Fortified Village (mkc) 262
Gavony Township

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Land
Gavony Township (moc) 406
Lush Portico

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Lush Portico enters tapped. When Lush Portico enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Land
Lush Portico (mkm) 263
Minas Tirith

Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {W}. {1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.

Land
Minas Tirith (ltr) 256
Mutavault

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.

Land
Mutavault (clb) 903
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (fdn) 282
Radiant Grove

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Radiant Grove enters tapped.

Land
Radiant Grove (dmu) 253
Scattered Groves

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Scattered Groves enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Scattered Groves (otc) 315
Sunpetal Grove

Sunpetal Grove enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Sunpetal Grove (blc) 335
Temple Garden

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) As Temple Garden enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Temple Garden (rvr) 290
Three Tree City

As Three Tree City enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to the number of creatures you control of the chosen type.

Land
Three Tree City (blb) 260

Land

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Removal

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Austere Command

Choose two — • Destroy all artifacts. • Destroy all enchantments. • Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less. • Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Sorcery
Austere Command (pip) 156
Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant
Beast Within (dsc) 80
Cleansing Nova

Choose one — • Destroy all creatures. • Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

Sorcery
Cleansing Nova (cmm) 817
Fiend Hunter

When Fiend Hunter enters, you may exile another target creature. When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature
Fiend Hunter (isd) 15
Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Instant
Generous Gift (blc) 106
Krosan Grip

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Krosan Grip (c21) 198
Return to Nature

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile target card from a graveyard.

Instant
Return to Nature (moc) 309
Split Up

Choose one — • Destroy all tapped creatures. • Destroy all untapped creatures.

Sorcery
Split Up (dsk) 32
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (dsc) 106
Unwanted Remake

Destroy target creature. Its controller manifests dread. (That player looks at the top two cards of their library, then puts one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant
Unwanted Remake (dsk) 39

Removal

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Counters

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Black Panther, Wakandan King

First strike Survey the Realm — Whenever Black Panther or another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target land you control. Mine Vibranium — {3}: Move all +1/+1 counters from target land you control onto target creature. If one or more +1/+1 counters are moved this way, you gain that much life and draw a card.

Creature
Black Panther, Wakandan King (sld) 1747
Cathars' Crusade

Whenever a creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Enchantment
Cathars' Crusade (jmp) 95
Champion of the Parish

Whenever another Human enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Parish.

Creature
Champion of the Parish (plst) DDQ-4
Hamlet Vanguard

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Hamlet Vanguard enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Creature
Hamlet Vanguard (vow) 201
Juniper Order Ranger

Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter on Juniper Order Ranger.

Creature
Juniper Order Ranger (moc) 330
Mikaeus, the Lunarch

Mikaeus, the Lunarch enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mikaeus. {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Mikaeus: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature
Mikaeus, the Lunarch (j25) 225
Thalia's Lieutenant

When Thalia's Lieutenant enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Thalia's Lieutenant.

Creature
Thalia's Lieutenant (plst) SOI-43

Counters

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Protection

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And They Shall Know No Fear

Choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
And They Shall Know No Fear (40k) 9
Baird, Steward of Argive

Vigilance Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

Creature
Baird, Steward of Argive (blc) 135
Boromir, Warden of the Tower

Vigilance Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. Sacrifice Boromir, Warden of the Tower: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Creature
Boromir, Warden of the Tower (ltr) 4
Coppercoat Vanguard

Each other Human you control gets +1/+0 and has ward {1}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Creature
Coppercoat Vanguard (mat) 1
Dawn's Truce

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Dawn's Truce (blb) 9
Frontline Medic

Battalion — Whenever Frontline Medic and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Sacrifice Frontline Medic: Counter target spell with {X} in its mana cost unless its controller pays {3}.

Creature
Frontline Medic (gtc) 12
Grand Abolisher

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

Creature
Grand Abolisher (cmm) 27
Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Heroic Intervention (pip) 202
King Darien XLVIII

Other creatures you control get +1/+1. {3}{G}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on King Darien and create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Sacrifice King Darien: Creature tokens you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature
King Darien XLVIII (dmu) 204

Protection

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Tokens

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Basri's Lieutenant

Vigilance, protection from multicolored When Basri's Lieutenant enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever Basri's Lieutenant or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Creature
Basri's Lieutenant (j25) 171
Bearscape

{1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

Enchantment
Bearscape (sld) 1008
Horn of Gondor

When Horn of Gondor enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. {3}, {T}: Create X 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Humans you control.

Artifact
Horn of Gondor (ltr) 240
Increasing Devotion

Create five 1/1 white Human creature tokens. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, create ten of those tokens instead. Flashback {7}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Increasing Devotion (ltc) 171
Reverent Hoplite

When Reverent Hoplite enters, create a number of 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens equal to your devotion to white. (Each {W} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to white.)

Creature
Reverent Hoplite (plst) THB-33
Thraben Doomsayer

{T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Fateful hour — As long as you have 5 or less life, other creatures you control get +2/+2.

Creature
Thraben Doomsayer (c20) 104
Torens, Fist of the Angels

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Soldier creature token with training.

Creature
Torens, Fist of the Angels (vow) 249
Wyrm's Crossing Patrol

Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature
Wyrm's Crossing Patrol (clb) 51

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Draw

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Beast Whisperer

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Creature
Beast Whisperer (clu) 158
Cloaked Cadet

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on one or more Humans you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature
Cloaked Cadet (vow) 192
Durnan of the Yawning Portal

Whenever Durnan attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may exile a creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may cast it. That spell has undaunted. (It costs {1} less to cast for each opponent.) Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Durnan of the Yawning Portal (clb) 657
Esper Sentinel

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.

Creature Artifact
Esper Sentinel (mh2) 12
Guardian Project

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.

Enchantment
Guardian Project (pip) 199
Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Harmonize (dsc) 182
Laid to Rest

Whenever a Human you control dies, draw a card. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, you gain 2 life.

Enchantment
Laid to Rest (vow) 207
Mangara, the Diplomat

Lifelink Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, draw a card. Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card.

Creature
Mangara, the Diplomat (blc) 145
Realmwalker

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As Realmwalker enters, choose a creature type. You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast creature spells of the chosen type from the top of your library.

Creature
Realmwalker (lcc) 250
Vanquisher's Banner

As Vanquisher's Banner enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a creature spell of the chosen type, draw a card.

Artifact
Vanquisher's Banner (lcc) 316

Draw

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Pump

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Hamlet Captain

Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Hamlet Captain (plst) EMN-161

Pump

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Tutor

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Eladamri's Call

Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant
Eladamri's Call (mh1) 197
Time of Need

Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Time of Need (chk) 247

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Tokens & Extras

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Bear

Creature Token
Bear (teld) 8
Beast

Creature Token
Beast (t2xm) 13
Copy

(This token can be used to represent a token that's a copy of a permanent.)

Token
Copy (tpip) 1
Elephant

Creature Token
Elephant (tblc) 27
Human

Creature Token
Human (tvow) 1
Human Soldier

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature Token
Human Soldier (tvow) 15
Human Soldier

Creature Token
Human Soldier (tltr) 2

Tokens & Extras

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Deck Info

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50 pips - 37 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
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0 mana - 3 cards
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36 pips - 32 cards
21 mana - 21 cards
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4 mana - 4 cards
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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Ok look, I just really wanted to make a gay deck. I have looked all over for a deck of gay bears, and I find ACTUAL bear decks and it was driving me insane. There's no master plan here, there's no secret sauce, this deck is just VERY gay.\n\nAll of our humans are men (at least their art is, or it looks like it to me.) Kudo turns our men into Bears. We have general Human synergies because we're a joke human deck that needs SOMETHING. We didn't really create a legit gameplan, we went for the gay memes.\n\nHow do you win? HUMAN SPAM. ADVANCE THE GAY AGENDA. GET A GAY BEAR'S NUMBER AND EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY. I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THE FUNNY DECK.\n\nIf you have any suggestions for Bear Men in our deck, please leave a comment! I will gladly change the deck to make it more gay/funny.\n"}]}
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