Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis

When you encounter Human—Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Unyaro

At the beginning of your end step, if you planeswalked to Unyaro this turn, untap all creatures. They phase out until a player planeswalks. (Treat them and anything attached to them as though they didn't exist.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 white and blue Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

Bowie Base One

At the beginning of your end step, goad target creature controlled by the player to your left. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Goldmeadow

Whenever a land enters, that land's controller creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Grixis

Blue, black, and/or red creature cards in your graveyard have unearth. The unearth cost is equal to the card's mana cost. (Pay the card's mana cost: Return it to the battlefield. The creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

The Dark Barony

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player's graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

Feeding Grounds

Red spells cost {1} less to cast.
Green spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

Onakke Catacomb

All creatures are black and have deathtouch.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Jund

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5. (As that creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with five times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Temple of Atropos

At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase. (The beginning phase includes the untap, upkeep, and draw steps.)
When chaos ensues, reverse the game's turn order. Then planeswalk. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise.)

The Golden City of Orazca

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Antarctic Research Base

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Academy at Tolaria West

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand.

Hedron Fields of Agadeem

Creatures with power 7 or greater can't attack or block.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 7/7 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 1. (Whenever it attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.)

Grand Ossuary

Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.

Panopticon

When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card.

Orzhova

When you planeswalk away from Orzhova, each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard.

Aretopolis

When you planeswalk to Aretopolis and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then you gain life equal to the number of scroll counters on it.
When Aretopolis has ten or more scroll counters on it, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters on it.

Immersturm

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Norn's Dominion

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Naya

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

The Fourth Sphere

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Enigma Ridges

When you planeswalk to Enigma Ridges, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, reveals them, puts them into their hand, then shuffles.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Edge of Malacol

If a creature you control would untap during your untap step, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap each creature you control.

Inys Haen

When you planeswalk to Inys Haen and at the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards.
When you planeswalk away from Inys Haen, each player returns all land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

Murasa

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

Bad Wolf Bay

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

Izzet Steam Maze

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, that player copies it. The player may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever chaos ensues, instant and sorcery spells you cast this turn cost {3} less to cast.

New Argive

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Naktamun

Each creature card in your graveyard has embalm. Its embalm cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its embalm cost: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie in addition to its other types with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Quicksilver Sea

When you planeswalk to Quicksilver Sea and at the beginning of your upkeep, scry 4. (Look at the top four cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your library. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

Hotel of Fears

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.
Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

The Zephyr Maze

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Raven's Run

All creatures have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, two -1/-1 counters on another target creature, and three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature.

North Pole Research Base

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Mirrored Depths

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If the player loses the flip, counter that spell.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Kerblam! Warehouse

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, until your next turn, noncreature artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to any target."

The Lux Foundation Library

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a shadow counter on target creature. (A creature with shadow can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Llanowar

All creatures have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures you control.

Velis Vel

Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it. (For example, if two Elemental Shamans and an Elemental Spirit are on the battlefield, each gets +2/+2.)
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

Fields of Summer

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may gain 2 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may gain 10 life.

Talon Gates

Any time you could cast a sorcery, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with X time counters on it, where X is its mana value. If the exiled card doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of its owner's upkeep, they remove a time counter. When the last is removed, the player may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)
Whenever chaos ensues, remove two time counters from each suspended card you own.

Tazeem

Creatures can't block.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Two Streams Facility

Whenever you planeswalk to Two Streams Facility and at the beginning of the first upkeep of the game, each player chooses green anchor or red waterfall.
Each player who last chose green anchor may play an additional land during each of their turns.
Creatures controlled by players who last chose red waterfall get +2/+0 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player who last chose green anchor chooses red waterfall, and vice versa.

Strixhaven

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate. (Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, they may copy it. If they do, they choose an opponent to also copy it. Players may choose new targets for their copies.)
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Riptide Island

When you planeswalk to Riptide Island and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, Slivers you control gain haste and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Slivers you control.

Krosa

All creatures get +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Prime Minister's Cabinet Room

At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature you control becomes a copy of target creature an opponent controls.
Will of the council — Whenever chaos ensues, starting with you, each player votes for a creature you don't control. Exile each creature with the most votes or tied for most votes.

Unleash the Flux

When you encounter Unleash the Flux, each player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice, then you flip a coin. If you lose the flip, repeat this process. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

The Wilds

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

Otaria

Instant and sorcery cards in graveyards have flashback. The flashback cost is equal to the card's mana cost. (Its owner may cast the card from their graveyard for its mana cost. Then they exile it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, take an extra turn after this one.

Caught in a Parallel Universe

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Stormcage Containment Facility

Each creature card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast cards from your graveyard for their escape cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Stronghold Furnace

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Valor's Reach

Whenever your team attacks with exactly two creatures, those creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap up to two target creatures your team controls. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

City of the Daleks

Whenever you attack, target opponent loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, you create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace that attacks that opponent this turn if able. Those tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

The Drum, Mining Facility

Whenever you roll the planar die, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

Sea of Sand

Players reveal each card they draw.
Whenever a player draws a land card, that player gains 3 life.
Whenever a player draws a nonland card, that player loses 3 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, put target permanent on top of its owner's library.

Skybreen

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Spells that share a card type with the top card of a library can't be cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player loses life equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Megaflora Jungle

Each creature with mana value 2 or less gets +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with flying named Butterfly.

New New York

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain flying, haste, and crew 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Treasure token and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.

Pools of Becoming

At the beginning of your end step, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your planar deck. Each of the revealed cards' chaos abilities triggers. Then put the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Windriddle Palaces

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
You may play lands and cast spells from the top of any player's library.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player mills a card.

Kharasha Foothills

Whenever a creature you control attacks a player, for each other opponent, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature, tapped and attacking that opponent. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. If you do, Kharasha Foothills deals that much damage to target creature.

Minamo

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.

Ood Sphere

Song of the Ood — Noncreature spells have convoke. (A player's creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature they tap while casting a noncreature spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Red-Eye — Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, goad up to one target creature that opponent controls. Until your next turn, those creatures can't become tapped unless they're being declared as attackers.

The Dining Car

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Tember City

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice.

Nontoken creatures are enchantments in addition to their other types.
Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.

Ghirapur

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Lair of the Ashen Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

The Great Forest

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

The Great Aerie

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put three +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

Isle of Vesuva

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature.

Besieged Viking Village

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." (Activate only if that creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

The Hippodrome

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

The Pit

When you planeswalk to The Pit, each player creates their choice of a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying or a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this token deals 6 damage to you."
Whenever chaos ensues, each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature of their choice.

Stensia

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

Mount Keralia

At the beginning of your end step, put a pressure counter on Mount Keralia.
When you planeswalk away from Mount Keralia, it deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to each creature and each planeswalker.
Whenever chaos ensues, prevent all damage that planes named Mount Keralia would deal this game to permanents you control.

Stairs to Infinity

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you roll the planar die, draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your planar deck. You may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.

Celestine Reef

Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.
Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Esper

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Grove of the Dreampods

When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods and at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Furnace Layer

When you planeswalk to Furnace Layer and at the beginning of your upkeep, select target player at random. That player discards a card. If that player discards a land card this way, they lose 3 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

The Western Cloud

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Selesnya Loft Gardens

If an effect would create one or more tokens, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

The Fertile Lands of Saulvinia

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Chaos ensues on that plane. Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Pompeii

When you planeswalk to Pompeii and at the beginning of your upkeep, put an eruption counter on it.
Whenever you roll a blank on the planar die, scry 2. Then put an eruption counter on Pompeii.
When chaos ensues, Pompeii deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the number of eruption counters on Pompeii. Each player sacrifices a land of their choice. Then planeswalk.

Kilnspire District

When you planeswalk to Kilnspire District and at the beginning of your first main phase, put a charge counter on Kilnspire District, then add {R} for each charge counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may pay {X}. If you do, Kilnspire District deals X damage to any target.

Singing Towers of Darillium

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may cast a foretold card you own from exile without paying its mana cost this turn.

Cliffside Market

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.

Bloodhill Bastion

Whenever a creature enters, it gains double strike and haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target nontoken creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.

Towashi

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

The Pyramid of Mars

When you planeswalk to The Pyramid of Mars and at the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Glimmervoid Basin

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell with a single target, that player copies that spell for each other spell, permanent, card not on the battlefield, and/or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of them.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose target creature. Each player except that creature's controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.

The Eon Fog

Players skip their untap steps.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all permanents you control.

Shiv

All creatures have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Horizon Boughs

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Aplan Mortarium

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

Truga Jungle

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

The Cheetah Planet

When you planeswalk to The Cheetah Planet and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Cat creature you control. It becomes a Cat in addition to its other types.
Whenever chaos ensues, all Cats gain provoke until end of turn. (Whenever a Cat attacks, its controller may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)