Angelic Edict

Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Bygone Bishop

Flying
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Gnarled Professor

Trample
When Gnarled Professor enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Regent's Authority

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's an enchantment creature or legendary creature, instead put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Blazing Salvo

Blazing Salvo deals 3 damage to target creature unless that creature's controller has Blazing Salvo deal 5 damage to them.

Pilgrim's Eye

Flying
When Pilgrim's Eye enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sweep Away

Return target creature to its owner's hand. If that creature is attacking, you may put it on top of its owner's library instead.

Prophetic Prism

When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Lead by Example

Support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.)

Mimic

{T}, Sacrifice Mimic: Add one mana of any color.
{2}: Mimic becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.

Vines of the Recluse

Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Dire Fleet Daredevil

First strike
When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Elusive Spellfist

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Elusive Spellfist gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Plains

Angelic Page

Flying
{T}: Target attacking or blocking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Commander Liara Portyr

Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Organ Hoarder

When Organ Hoarder enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Stalking Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.)
{C}: Stalking Drone gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Codespell Cleric

Vigilance
When Codespell Cleric enters, if it was the second spell you cast this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Workshop Assistant

When Workshop Assistant dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Eldrazi Skyspawner

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying
When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Flow of Knowledge

Draw a card for each Island you control, then discard two cards.

Abstruse Interference

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. You create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Gods' Hall Guardian

Vigilance
Foretell {3}{W} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Angel of the Dawn

Flying
When Angel of the Dawn enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Introduction to Annihilation

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.

Secrets of the Key

Investigate. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, investigate twice instead. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
Flashback {3}{U}

Revival Experiment

For each permanent type, return up to one card of that type from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose 3 life for each card returned this way. Exile Revival Experiment.

Starnheim Courser

Flying
Artifact and enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Warded Battlements

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Umara Entangler

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Anointed Chorister

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
{4}{W}: Anointed Chorister gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Goldmaw Champion

Boast — {1}{W}: Tap target creature. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Arrogant Outlaw

When Arrogant Outlaw enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Pontiff of Blight

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Other creatures you control have extort. (If a creature has multiple instances of extort, each triggers separately.)

Stern Constable

{T}, Discard a card: Tap target creature.

Forest

Drownyard Amalgam

When Drownyard Amalgam enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)
{2}{U}: Drownyard Amalgam can't be blocked this turn.

Scion Summoner

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When Scion Summoner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Singing Bell Strike

Enchant creature
When Singing Bell Strike enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted creature has "{6}: Untap this creature."

Flip the Switch

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Candlegrove Witch

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, Candlegrove Witch gains flying until end of turn.

Chainflinger

{1}{R}, {T}: Chainflinger deals 1 damage to any target.
Threshold — {2}{R}, {T}: Chainflinger deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Jenara, Asura of War

Flying
{1}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Jenara, Asura of War.

Oakenform

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

Wings of the Cosmos

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.

Gleaming Barrier

Defender
When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Scroll of Avacyn

{1}, Sacrifice Scroll of Avacyn: Draw a card. If you control an Angel, you gain 5 life.

Doomskar Oracle

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you gain 2 life.
Foretell {W} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Naru Meha, Master Wizard

Flash
When Naru Meha, Master Wizard enters, copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Other Wizards you control get +1/+1.

Grapeshot

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Guardian Kirin

Flying
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Guardian Kirin.

Apprentice Sharpshooter

Reach
Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Ethereal Guidance

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Take Flight

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying and "Whenever this creature attacks, draw a card."

Practiced Tactics

Choose target attacking or blocking creature. Practiced Tactics deals damage to that creature equal to twice the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Eager First-Year

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Eager First-Year gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Strength of Arms

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an Equipment, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Lumbering Falls

Lumbering Falls enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
{2}{G}{U}: Lumbering Falls becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof until end of turn. It's still a land.

The Fair Basilica

The Fair Basilica enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice The Fair Basilica: Draw a card.

Weave Fate

Hamlet Vanguard

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Hamlet Vanguard enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Maelstrom Colossus

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Frantic Firebolt

Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Elemental Uprising

Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with haste until end of turn. It's still a land. It must be blocked this turn if able.

Fodder Tosser

{T}, Discard a card: Fodder Tosser deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Zephyr Sentinel

Flash
Flying
When Zephyr Sentinel enters, return up to one other target creature you control to its owner's hand. If it was a Soldier, put a +1/+1 counter on Zephyr Sentinel.

Repel the Vile

Choose one —
• Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Exile target enchantment.

Laboratory Drudge

At the beginning of each end step, draw a card if you've cast a spell from a graveyard or activated an ability of a card in a graveyard this turn.

Court Street Denizen

Whenever another white creature you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Sisay's Ring

Urza, Powerstone Prodigy

Vigilance
{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, create a tapped Powerstone token. This ability triggers only once each turn. (The token is an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Glacial Wall

Sultai Emissary

When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library. (Put that card onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Intercessor's Arrest

Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles. Its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Falcon Abomination

Flying
When Falcon Abomination enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

You're Ambushed on the Road

Choose one —
• Make a Retreat — Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.
• Stand and Fight — Target creature gets +1/+3 until end of turn.

Blossom-Clad Werewolf

{T}: Add two mana of any one color.
Nightbound (If a player casts at least two spells during their own turn, it becomes day next turn.)

Weaver of Blossoms

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)

Weaver of Blossoms // Blossom-Clad Werewolf

Bound in Gold

Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Heron-Blessed Geist

Flying
{3}{W}, Exile Heron-Blessed Geist from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Activate only if you control an enchantment and only as a sorcery.

Luminous Phantom

Flying
Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
If Luminous Phantom would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Lunarch Veteran

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Disturb {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)

Lunarch Veteran // Luminous Phantom

Unruly Mob

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.

Rakdos Guildgate

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Expanded Anatomy

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.

Nebelgast Beguiler

Cage of Hands

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{1}{W}: Return Cage of Hands to its owner's hand.