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Est deck cost: $528.20
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Commander

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Marina Vendrell

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Marina Vendrell (dsk) 360

Commander

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Land

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Arcane Lighthouse

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, creatures your opponents control lose hexproof and shroud and can't have hexproof or shroud.

Land
Arcane Lighthouse (c14) 59
Arid Mesa

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Arid Mesa (mh2) 436
Crosis's Catacombs

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land
Crosis's Catacombs (pls) 136
Darigaaz's Caldera

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Land
Darigaaz's Caldera (pls) 137
Dromar's Cavern

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.

Land
Dromar's Cavern (pls) 138
Flooded Strand

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Flooded Strand (mh3) 436
Indatha Triome

({T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Indatha Triome (iko) 248
Jetmir's Garden

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Jetmir's Garden (snc) 250
Polluted Delta

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Polluted Delta (mh3) 438
Rith's Grove

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Land
Rith's Grove (pls) 141
Snow-Covered Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Forest (ice) 383
Snow-Covered Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Island (ice) 371
Snow-Covered Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Mountain (ice) 379
Snow-Covered Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Plains (ice) 367
Snow-Covered Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Swamp (ice) 372
Spara's Headquarters

({T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Spara's Headquarters (snc) 257
Treva's Ruins

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Land
Treva's Ruins (pls) 143
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Land
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (tsr) 287
Urza's Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Urza's Cave (mh3) 234
Vault of the Archangel

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Land
Vault of the Archangel (dka) 158
Verdant Catacombs

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Verdant Catacombs (mh2) 440
Wooded Foothills

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Wooded Foothills (mh3) 441
Xander's Lounge

({T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Xander's Lounge (snc) 260
Zagoth Triome

({T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Zagoth Triome (iko) 259
Ziatora's Proving Ground

({T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Ziatora's Proving Ground (snc) 261

Land

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Artifact

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (cmm) 653
Conjurer's Closet

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Artifact
Conjurer's Closet (inr) 441
Expedition Map

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Expedition Map (zen) 201
Heirloom Epic

{4}, {T}: Draw a card. For each mana in this ability's activation cost, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay that mana. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Heirloom Epic (blb) 246
Maskwood Nexus

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Artifact
Maskwood Nexus (khm) 240
Quicksilver Amulet

{4}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact
Quicksilver Amulet (ulg) 130
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (cmm) 703
Thornbite Staff

Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature." Whenever a Shaman creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {4}

Artifact Kindred
Thornbite Staff (mor) 145
Viridian Longbow

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Viridian Longbow (mrd) 270

Artifact

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Sorcery

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Bygone Marvels

Descend 8 — When you cast this spell, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, copy this spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bygone Marvels.

Sorcery
Bygone Marvels (lcc) 89
Can't Stay Away

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would die, exile it instead." Flashback {3}{W}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Can't Stay Away (mid) 213
Disentomb

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Disentomb (m20) 322
Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Farseek (rvr) 138
Fortuitous Find

Choose one or both — • Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Fortuitous Find (kld) 81
Reviving Melody

Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Reviving Melody (jou) 138
Sylvan Scrying

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Sylvan Scrying (bfz) 192
Treasured Find

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Treasured Find.

Sorcery
Treasured Find (ddm) 70

Sorcery

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Creature

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Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos

Trample Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos (acr) 134
Blood Cultist

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Blood Cultist (ala) 157
Brotherhood Outcast

When this creature enters, choose one — • Return target Aura or Equipment card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. • Put a shield counter on target creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Creature
Brotherhood Outcast (pip) 12
Charnelhoard Wurm

Trample Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Charnelhoard Wurm (con) 100
Cuombajj Witches

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

Creature
Cuombajj Witches (arn) 23
Cynical Loner

This creature can't be blocked by Glimmers. Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature
Cynical Loner (dsk) 89
Dowsing Shaman

{2}{G}, {T}: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Dowsing Shaman (rav) 159
Elvish Piper

{G}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Elvish Piper (uds) 104
Endbringer

Untap this creature during each other player's untap step. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. {C}, {T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn. {C}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.

Creature
Endbringer (j22) 748
Eternal Witness

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Eternal Witness (5dn) 86
Frostwielder

If a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn would die, exile it instead. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Frostwielder (chk) 167
Gangrenous Zombies

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. If you control a snow Swamp, this creature deals 2 damage to each creature and each player instead.

Creature
Gangrenous Zombies (ice) 127
Granger Guildmage

{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you. {W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature
Granger Guildmage (mir) 220
Hanna, Ship's Navigator

{1}{W}{U}, {T}: Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Hanna, Ship's Navigator (inv) 249
Izzet Staticaster

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Haste {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.

Creature
Izzet Staticaster (rtr) 173
Kona, Rescue Beastie

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Kona is tapped, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Kona, Rescue Beastie (dsk) 358
Prodigal Sorcerer

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Prodigal Sorcerer (3ed) 75
Riftsweeper

When this creature enters, choose target face-up exiled card. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Creature
Riftsweeper (fut) 136
Samite Archer

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Samite Archer (inv) 269
Shelob, Child of Ungoliant

Deathtouch, ward {2} Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.

Creature
Shelob, Child of Ungoliant (ltr) 230
Vulshok Sorcerer

Haste {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Vulshok Sorcerer (5dn) 80
Yenna, Redtooth Regent

{2}, {T}: Choose target enchantment you control that doesn't have the same name as another permanent you control. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary. If the token is an Aura, untap Yenna, then scry 2. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Yenna, Redtooth Regent (woe) 219
Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. Flying, deathtouch, haste Other creatures you control have deathtouch. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker.

Creature
Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats (znr) 241

Creature

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Enchantment

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Artifact Possession

Enchant artifact Whenever enchanted artifact becomes tapped or a player activates an ability of enchanted artifact without {T} in its activation cost, this Aura deals 2 damage to that artifact's controller.

Enchantment
Artifact Possession (atq) 15
Bigger on the Inside

Enchant artifact or land Enchanted permanent has "{T}: Target player adds two mana of any one color. The next spell they cast this turn has cascade." (When they cast their next spell, they exile cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card that costs less. They may cast it without paying its mana cost. They put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment
Bigger on the Inside (who) 115
Bottomless Pool

Enchantment
Bottomless Pool // Locker Room (dsk) 43
Conspiracy

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control are the chosen type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Enchantment
Conspiracy (mmq) 127
Curse Artifact

Enchant artifact At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted artifact's controller, this Aura deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice that artifact.

Enchantment
Curse Artifact (drk) 43
Derelict Attic

Enchantment
Derelict Attic // Widow's Walk (dsk) 93
Funeral Room

Enchantment
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall (dsk) 100
Gremlin Infestation

Enchant artifact At the beginning of your end step, this Aura deals 2 damage to enchanted artifact's controller. When enchanted artifact is put into a graveyard, create a 2/2 red Gremlin creature token.

Enchantment
Gremlin Infestation (aer) 83
Meat Locker

Enchantment
Meat Locker // Drowned Diner (dsk) 65
Omen of the Dead

Flash When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.

Enchantment
Omen of the Dead (thb) 110
Quicksilver Dagger

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You draw a card."

Enchantment
Quicksilver Dagger (apc) 118
Relic Bane

Enchant artifact Enchanted artifact has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life."

Enchantment
Relic Bane (mrd) 76
Relic Ward

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. Enchant artifact Enchanted artifact has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Enchantment
Relic Ward (vis) 16
Strands of Night

{B}{B}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a Swamp: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment
Strands of Night (wth) 82
Teferi's Curse

Enchant artifact or creature Enchanted permanent has phasing. (It phases in or out before its controller untaps during each of their untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

Enchantment
Teferi's Curse (mir) 96
Warp Artifact

Enchant artifact At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted artifact's controller, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Warp Artifact (3ed) 135

Enchantment

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Instant

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Argivian Find

Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Argivian Find (wth) 6
Crop Rotation

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Crop Rotation (ulg) 98
Entomb

Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Instant
Entomb (pd3) 14
Grim Harvest

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Recover {2}{B} (When a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, exile this card.)

Instant
Grim Harvest (csp) 58
Peerless Recycling

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If the gift was promised, instead return two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Peerless Recycling (blb) 188
Season of Renewal

Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Season of Renewal (neo) 205
Smuggler's Surprise

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Mill four cards. You may put up to two creature and/or land cards from among the milled cards into your hand. + {4}{G} — You may put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. + {1} — Creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Smuggler's Surprise (otj) 180
Soulless Revival

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Splice onto Arcane {1}{B} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Soulless Revival (chk) 144

Instant

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Deck Info

Deck stats

8 pips - 8 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
12 pips - 9 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
34 pips - 24 cards
12 mana - 12 cards
13 pips - 11 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
22 pips - 20 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
1 pip - 1 card
5 mana - 4 cards
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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"I have come to the realisation that this is my peak as a Jank Nonsense brewer. It's my Cursed Mona Lisa, my Magnum Opus Abominatus. I'm proud, yet also a little sad.\n\nNo, I don't think this deck is ever going to win a game (unless my opponents feel really sorry for me), but that's not the point. The point is to confuse and amuse. And, to a degree, to make people have questions about my sanity.\n\nThis is a SUPERIOR variation of the absurdity I brewed originally as a Coram deck. The only plan this deck has is to get Alexios and Shelob on the board as quicky as possible, equip Shelob with Thornbite Staff or Viridian Longbow (or use one of the pingers; Conspiracy [naming Spiders] and Maskwood Nexus are here for that) then kill Alexios to turn him into Food token that passes from player to player each turn. Get that Food token loaded up with the Aura cards then sit back and enjoy. Every other card in this deck exists to either get the \"Cursed Potato\" (as I have taken to calling the Alexios Snack) into play as quickly as possible, or bring the pieces back and start all over again.\n\nDo enjoy the list, I don't think I'll brew something this bonkers again (but I will live with hope).\n"}]}
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