Coronation of the Wilds

Target creature you control becomes a legendary Noble in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Draw a card.

Keeper of the Crown

({L} can be paid with one mana from a legendary source.)
Other legendary creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.

Keeper of the Crown // Coronation of the Wilds

Khod, Etlan Shiis Envoy

All lands are Islands in addition to their other types.
Other Homarids, Camarids, Cephalids, Nautilids, and Merfolk you control get +1/+1.

Wild Ogre Bupkis

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4

_____ _____ _____ Trespasser

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
{3}{U}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.

Interplanar Brushwagg

Interplanar (This creature enters onto the interplanar battlefield. Players can't control creatures on the interplanar battlefield.)
Vigilance, haste
Whenever a player attacks with a creature with power 4 or greater, Interplanar Brushwagg also attacks the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

Ordinary Pony

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Vedalken Aethermage

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When this creature enters, return target Sliver to its owner's hand.
Wizardcycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Wizard card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Wall of Fortune

Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

Concession Stand

Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Truth or Dare

Target opponent chooses one —
• Truth — That player plays with their hand revealed for the rest of the game.
• Dare — Mill all but the bottom ten cards of that player's library. (To mill, put the top card of that library into its owner's graveyard.)

The Colossal Dreadmaw

Trample
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Colossal Dreadmaw. (They become Colossal Dreadmaws.)

Heart of a Duelist

You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.)
When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Infernal Spawn of Evil

Flying, first strike
{1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Unstable Robot Dragon

{TK}{TK} — {1}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/7

Baneslayer Aspirant

Baneslayer Aspirant gets +3/+3 and has flying, first strike, and lifelink as long as you have one or more emblems.

Taiga Stadium

Taiga Stadium enters tapped unless you control a white, blue, or black permanent.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Waste Land

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token. (It's a land with {T}: Add {C}.)

Goblin Airbrusher

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Mox Poison

{T}: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.

Fire

Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.

Start

Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.

Start // Fire

Circuits Act

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Hammer Jammer

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

Chicken Troupe

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Vuzzle Spaceship

Spaceship 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters. If it would be dealt damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters instead. Its abilities are active as long as it has at least that many +1/+1 counters.)
Thrusters [6] → Flying
Lasers [3] → Whenever Vuzzle Spaceship attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Knight of the Kitchen Sink

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Smart Ass

Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Ral's Vanguard

Requirement — Your starting deck contains only instant, sorcery, and land cards.
Starting hand size +1 Starting life total -5
If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would cause you to draw one or more cards, draw an additional card. If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals 1 additional damage to that permanent or player.

Look at Me, I'm the DCI

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Custodi Peacekeeper

Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
{W}, {T}: Tap target creature with power less than or equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Custodi Peacekeeper.

Tarox Bladewing

Flying, haste
Grandeur — Discard another card named Tarox Bladewing: Tarox Bladewing gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.

Line Cutter

When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.

Emcee

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip {2}

Garbage Elemental

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Non-Human Cannonball

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Hammerfest Boomtacular

Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Chicken Egg

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

The Warrior

{T}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Lumbering Falls

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
{2}{G}{U}: This land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof until end of turn. It's still a land.

Urza's Hot Tub

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Chivalrous Chevalier

Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

Stiltstrider

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Amateur Auteur

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Spooky Clown Mox

{TK}{TK} — Vigilance
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Weird Angel Flame

{TK}{TK} — Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from even mana values
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/8

Fully-Grown Treefolk

(You can't cast this face unless it's been transformed by the front face.)
Fully-Grown Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Plant a Sapling

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle this spell into its owner's library transformed. (For playtesting purposes, put it into its sleeve upside down.)

Plant a Sapling // Fully-Grown Treefolk

Main Event Horizon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.

The Warmonger

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Archdemon of Paliano

Draft this card face up.
As long as this card is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn this card face down. (You may look at cards as you draft them.)
Flying

Second City

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast your second spell in a turn. When that mana is spent, create a Deep Dish Pizza token. (It's a Food artifact with "{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life and draw a card.")

Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Common Iguana

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Chaos Confetti

{4}, {T}: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Snap Judgment

The player who wins this game also wins the match. (A player may concede the game at any time. If the game ends while this spell is on the stack, it never resolves.)
Cycling {1}

Push Your Luck

Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

Phyrexian Seedling

Phyrexian Seedling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Proliferatelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to proliferate that many times. You proliferate before checking for lethal damage on creatures.)

Bad Ass

Zzzyxas's Abyss

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.

Hidden Volcano

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Mons's Goblin Waiters

Katerina of Myra's Marvels

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Croakid Amphibonaut

This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Knight of the Hokey Pokey

First strike
{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

Unhinged Beast Hunt

{TK}{TK} — {T}: You gain 1 life.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

The Scholar of Seas

Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
When The Scholar of Seas enters the battlefield, choose one of the following cards at random and create a token that's a copy of it:
• Judge of Currents
• Merrow Reejerey
• Lord of Atlantis
• Merfolk Sovereign
• Sygg, River Guide
• Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca

Far Out

Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.

Scampire

When Scampire enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard.
{3}{B}: Return target creature card with a sticker on it from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Impatient Iguana

If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.
Haste

Snake Cult Initiation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has poisonous 3. (Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, that player gets three poison counters. A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Frenemy of the Guildpact

Protection from enemy-colored multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything that's two enemy colors, such as blue and green.)

Abraded Bluffs

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Pick-a-Beeble

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Insufferable Syphon

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.

Pippa, Duchess of Dice

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
{2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

Steamflogger of the Month

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Wizards of the _____

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Animus of Predation

Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)
If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.

Muraganda Petroglyphs

Sanguine Sipper

This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Pithing Spyglass

As Pithing Spyglass enters, name a keyword ability or ability word.
All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.

Serum Powder

{T}: Add {C}.
Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards. (You can do this in addition to taking mulligans.)

Lila, Hospitality Hostess

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.

Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro

First strike, vigilance
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.

Memory Bank

Draw a card.
Bank (If you cast Memory Bank from your hand, exile it until the end of the match. You may cast it from exile during another game this match. It still counts toward your deck minimum.)

The Fifth Alias

Before the game begins, if The Fifth Alias is your commander or in your deck, secretly make a list of five nonland cards in your deck. (Don't forget to do this!)
As you draw a card on your list, you may reveal it, show it was on the list, and exclaim its name. If you do, cast it without paying its mana cost.

Bumbling Pangolin

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Magus of the Chains

If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.

Carnival Carnivore

Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Down for Repairs

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)

Mother of Goons

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Lazier Goblin

Motivate {3}{R} (This creature can't attack or block unless you have paid its motivate cost once. Motivate only as a sorcery.)
When Lazier Goblin enters, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Dual Doomsuits

Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Grusilda, Monster Masher

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
{3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)

Discourtesy Clerk

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Togglodyte

This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.

Log Flume

Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)

Spy Kit

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.
Equip {2}

Park Re-Entry

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

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