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How to Bomb Your Orphanage
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Commander

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Yurlok of Scorch Thrash

Vigilance A player losing unspent mana causes that player to lose that much life. {1}, {T}: Each player adds {B}{R}{G}.

Creature
Yurlok of Scorch Thrash (cmr) 293

Commander

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Land

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Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (blc) 130
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dsk) 285
Golgari Rot Farm

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Land
Golgari Rot Farm (blc) 308
Gruul Turf

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{G}.

Land
Gruul Turf (blc) 310
Jund Panorama

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Jund Panorama (ala) 225
Leechridden Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.) This land enters tapped. {B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.

Land
Leechridden Swamp (dsc) 286
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (blb) 375
Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Rakdos Carnarium (c17) 270
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (blc) 132
Savage Lands

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Land
Savage Lands (m3c) 371
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dsk) 281
Ziatora's Proving Ground

({T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Ziatora's Proving Ground (snc) 359

Land

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Artifact

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (blc) 127
Golgari Cluestone

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Golgari Cluestone (dgm) 139
Golgari Locket

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {B/G}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Golgari Locket (grn) 237
Gruul Cluestone

{T}: Add {R} or {G}. {R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Gruul Cluestone (dgm) 140
Gruul Locket

{T}: Add {R} or {G}. {R/G}{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Gruul Locket (rna) 234
Obelisk of Jund

{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Artifact
Obelisk of Jund (ala) 215
Rakdos Cluestone

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. {B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Rakdos Cluestone (dgm) 143
Rakdos Locket

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. {B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Rakdos Locket (rna) 237
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (c13) 259
Well of Discovery

At the beginning of your end step, if you control no untapped lands, draw a card.

Artifact
Well of Discovery (pcy) 140

Artifact

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Sorcery

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Choice of Damnations

Target opponent chooses a number. You may have that player lose that much life. If you don't, that player sacrifices all but that many permanents of their choice.

Sorcery
Choice of Damnations (sok) 62
Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (blc) 212
Drain the Well

Destroy target land. You gain 2 life.

Sorcery
Drain the Well (eve) 121
Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery
Harmless Offering (fdn) 625
Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Kodama's Reach (c15) 188
Lava Blister

Destroy target nonbasic land unless its controller has Lava Blister deal 6 damage to them.

Sorcery
Lava Blister (ody) 200
Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Nature's Lore (clb) 244
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (blc) 234
Sign in Blood

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery
Sign in Blood (gn3) 61

Sorcery

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Creature

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Accursed Witch

Creature
Accursed Witch // Infectious Curse (soi) 97Accursed Witch // Infectious Curse (soi) 97
Balor

Flying Whenever this creature attacks or dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. • Target opponent draws three cards, then discards three cards at random. • Target opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. • This creature deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Creature
Balor (pclb) 162p
Bazaar Trader

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature
Bazaar Trader (wwk) 72
Belbe, Corrupted Observer

At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature
Belbe, Corrupted Observer (cmr) 270
Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Creature
Blim, Comedic Genius (cmr) 272
Crypt Ghast

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.) Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

Creature
Crypt Ghast (dsc) 368
Fertilid

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Target player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles.

Creature
Fertilid (cmr) 226
Hulking Raptor

Ward {2} At the beginning of your first main phase, add {G}{G}.

Creature
Hulking Raptor (lci) 327
Ignoble Hierarch

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Creature
Ignoble Hierarch (m3c) 234
Immolation Shaman

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 1 damage to that player. {3}{R}{R}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature
Immolation Shaman (rna) 106
Indulgent Tormentor

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card unless target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice or pays 3 life.

Creature
Indulgent Tormentor (plst) IMA-94
Magus of the Vineyard

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.

Creature
Magus of the Vineyard (cmd) 166
Needletooth Raptor

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature
Needletooth Raptor (plst) RIX-107
Patron of the Orochi

Snake offering (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a Snake and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Snake. Mana cost includes color.) {T}: Untap all Forests and all green creatures. Activate only once each turn.

Creature
Patron of the Orochi (bok) 138
Scrawling Crawler

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact
Scrawling Crawler (fdn) 486
Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it. At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature
Sleeper Agent (10e) 178
Stoneshaker Shaman

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player sacrifices an untapped land of their choice.

Creature
Stoneshaker Shaman (rav) 145
Titan Hunter

At the beginning of each player's end step, if no creatures died this turn, this creature deals 4 damage to that player. {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 4 life.

Creature
Titan Hunter (scd) 112
Witch Engine

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) {T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}. Target opponent gains control of this creature. (Activate only as an instant.)

Creature
Witch Engine (plst) USG-169
Xira Arien

Flying {B}{R}{G}, {T}: Target player draws a card.

Creature
Xira Arien (dmr) 373
Zhur-Taa Druid

{T}: Add {G}. Whenever you tap this creature for mana, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Zhur-Taa Druid (dgm) 120

Creature

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Enchantment

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Blood Funnel

Noncreature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, counter that spell unless you sacrifice a creature.

Enchantment
Blood Funnel (rav) 77
Blood Moon

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Enchantment
Blood Moon (a25) 122
Citadel of Pain

At the beginning of each player's end step, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

Enchantment
Citadel of Pain (pcy) 86
Curse of Bloodletting

Enchant player If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Enchantment
Curse of Bloodletting (dka) 85
Dictate of Karametra

Flash Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment
Dictate of Karametra (jou) 121
Everlasting Torment

Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented. All damage is dealt as though its source had wither. (A source with wither deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Enchantment
Everlasting Torment (shm) 186
Heartbeat of Spring

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment
Heartbeat of Spring (chk) 212
Impatience

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't cast a spell this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Impatience (7ed) 197
Mana Flare

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment
Mana Flare (wot) 46
Manabarbs

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Manabarbs (cei) 164
Overabundance

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced, and this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player.

Enchantment
Overabundance (inv) 259
Price of Glory

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if it's not that player's turn, destroy that land.

Enchantment
Price of Glory (plst) ODY-214
Price of Knowledge

Players have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Enchantment
Price of Knowledge (c13) 89
Spiteful Visions

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. Whenever a player draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Spiteful Visions (dsc) 233

Enchantment

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Instant

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Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant
Beast Within (m3c) 223
Consuming Corruption

Consuming Corruption deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.

Instant
Consuming Corruption (mh3) 84
Fertilid's Favor

Target player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target artifact or creature.

Instant
Fertilid's Favor (mom) 186
Go for the Throat

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Instant
Go for the Throat (c17) 114
Jund Charm

Choose one — • Exile target player's graveyard. • Jund Charm deals 2 damage to each creature. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Instant
Jund Charm (c13) 195
Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant
Murder (acr) 92
Natural End

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Instant
Natural End (m20) 183
Pawpatch Formation

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw a card. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant
Pawpatch Formation (blb) 186
Putrefy

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Putrefy (blc) 257
Rakdos Charm

Choose one — • Exile target player's graveyard. • Destroy target artifact. • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant
Rakdos Charm (lcc) 284

Instant

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