Pearled Unicorn

Rupture Spire

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Shimmering Grotto

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Farrelite Priest

{1}: Add {W}. If this ability has been activated four or more times this turn, sacrifice this creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Audacious Infiltrator

This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures.

Shriekhorn

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target player mills two cards.

Tempered Steel

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.

Kjeldoran Royal Guard

{T}: All combat damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures this turn is dealt to this creature instead.

Knight Errant

Fountain of Cho

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {W} for each storage counter removed this way.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Pyromancer's Gauntlet

If a red instant or sorcery spell you control or a red planeswalker you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.

Unclaimed Territory

As this land enters, choose a creature type.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Samite Healer

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Veteran's Reflexes

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Dragon Arch

{2}, {T}: You may put a multicolored creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sunglasses of Urza

You may spend white mana as though it were red mana.

Squire

Glimmerpost

When this land enters, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.
{T}: Add {C}.

Hipparion

This creature can't block creatures with power 3 or greater unless you pay {1}.

Arcum's Weathervane

{2}, {T}: Target snow land is no longer snow.
{2}, {T}: Target nonsnow basic land becomes snow.

Aladdin's Lamp

{X}, {T}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead look at the top X cards of your library, put all but one of them on the bottom of your library in a random order, then draw a card. X can't be 0.

Losheel, Clockwork Scholar

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking artifact creatures you control.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sanctuary Cat

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Infantry Veteran

{T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Benalish Hero

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Loam Lion

This creature gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.

Equinox

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Counter target spell if it would destroy a land you control."

Terramorphic Expanse

Surge Node

This artifact enters with six charge counters on it.
{1}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Put a charge counter on target artifact.

Flood Plain

This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Mirror Gallery

Animate Wall

Enchant Wall
Enchanted Wall can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Holy Strength

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.

Emerald Medallion

Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Pledge of Loyalty

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from the colors of permanents you control. This effect doesn't remove this Aura.

Marble Chalice

Myr Reservoir

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast Myr spells or activate abilities of Myr.
{3}, {T}: Return target Myr card from your graveyard to your hand.

Shieldmage Advocate

{T}: Return target card from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to any target this turn by a source of your choice.

Thriving Heath

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than white.
{T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.

Basilisk Gate

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Assembly Hall

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Healing Grace

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn by a source of your choice. You gain 3 life.

Light of Sanction

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control by sources you control.

Alabaster Potion

Choose one —
• Target player gains X life.
• Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Kjeldoran Guard

{T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice this creature. Activate only during combat and only if defending player controls no snow lands.

Fountain of Youth

Serra Zealot

Sunstone

{2}, Sacrifice a snow land: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Alabaster Leech

White spells you cast cost {W} more to cast.

Esper Panorama

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Celestial Prism

Holdout Settlement

{T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.)
{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

New Benalia

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
{T}: Add {W}.

Parallax Inhibitor

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a fade counter on each permanent with fading you control.

Devoted Hero

Eager Cadet

Crystal Rod

Whenever a player casts a blue spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Horizon Seed

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, regenerate target creature.

Darksteel Relic

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)

Wooden Sphere

Whenever a player casts a green spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Secluded Steppe

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Plains

Snow Hound

{1}, {T}: Return this creature and target green or blue creature you control to their owner's hand.

Standing Troops

Ally Encampment

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Ally spell.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Ally you control to its owner's hand.

Heroes' Podium

Each legendary creature you control gets +1/+1 for each other legendary creature you control.
{X}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library. You may reveal a legendary creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Heliophial

Sunburst (This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.)
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it to any target.

Shield Bearer

Field of Ruin

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Mana Cylix

Relic Ward

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Chained to the Rocks

Enchant Mountain you control
When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

Spire of Industry

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control an artifact.

Steadfast Guard

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Tundra Wolves

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Ruins of Oran-Rief

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.)
{T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target colorless creature that entered this turn.

Samite Herbalist

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Armament Master

Other Kor creatures you control get +2/+2 for each Equipment attached to this creature.

Sandstone Bridge

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.
{T}: Add {W}.

Binding Mummy

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, you may tap target artifact or creature.

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