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Commander

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Edgar Markov

Eminence — Whenever you cast another Vampire spell, if Edgar is in the command zone or on the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token. First strike, haste Whenever Edgar attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature
Edgar Markov (inr) 234

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Anthem

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Legion Lieutenant

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Creature
Legion Lieutenant (lcc) 275
Markov Baron

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Lifelink Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature
Markov Baron (mat) 14

Anthem

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Artifact

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Talisman of Conviction

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (pip) 243
Talisman of Hierarchy

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Hierarchy (drc) 142
Talisman of Indulgence

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (dsc) 254

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Counters

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Blade of the Bloodchief

Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. If equipped creature is a Vampire, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead. Equip {1}

Artifact
Blade of the Bloodchief (lcc) 300
Bloodlord of Vaasgoth

Bloodthirst 3 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.) Flying Whenever you cast a Vampire creature spell, it gains bloodthirst 3.

Creature
Bloodlord of Vaasgoth (c17) 102
Cordial Vampire

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature
Cordial Vampire (lcc) 189
Havengul Vampire

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Havengul Vampire (cn2) 164

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Creature

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Bloodthirsty Conqueror

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature
Bloodthirsty Conqueror (fdn) 58
Dusk Legion Zealot

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature
Dusk Legion Zealot (plst) RIX-70
Enduring Tenacity

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. When Enduring Tenacity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Creature Enchantment
Enduring Tenacity (dsk) 95
Guul Draz Assassin

Level up {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.) LEVEL 2-3 2/2 {B}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. LEVEL 4+ 4/4 {B}, {T}: Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Creature
Guul Draz Assassin (plst) ROE-112
Sanctum Seeker

Whenever a Vampire you control attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Sanctum Seeker (j25) 485
Sanguine Syphoner

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Sanguine Syphoner (fdn) 68
Stromkirk Captain

First strike Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1 and have first strike.

Creature
Stromkirk Captain (dka) 143
Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. {3}{B}{B}: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature
Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose (j25) 71
Voldaren Duelist

Haste When this creature enters, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature
Voldaren Duelist (gn2) 44
Welcoming Vampire

Flying Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature
Welcoming Vampire (lcc) 140

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Discard

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Call the Bloodline

{1}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 black Vampire Knight creature token with lifelink. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment
Call the Bloodline (soi) 103

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Drain

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Bishop of the Bloodstained

When this creature enters, target opponent loses 1 life for each Vampire you control.

Creature
Bishop of the Bloodstained (xln) 91

Drain

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Draw

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Anje, Maid of Dishonor

Whenever Anje and/or one or more other Vampires you control enter, create a Blood token. This ability triggers only once each turn. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}, Sacrifice another creature or a Blood token: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature
Anje, Maid of Dishonor (vow) 231
Champion of Dusk

When this creature enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature
Champion of Dusk (rix) 64
Crossway Troublemakers

Attacking Vampires you control have deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage they deal to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by those creatures also causes their controller to gain that much life.) Whenever a Vampire you control dies, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Creature
Crossway Troublemakers (j25) 417
Neonate's Rush

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Vampire. Neonate's Rush deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller. Draw a card.

Instant
Neonate's Rush (mid) 151

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Enchantment

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Dazzling Theater

Enchantment
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room (dsk) 3
Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment
Phyrexian Arena (fdn) 180

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Instant

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Dark Ritual

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Instant
Dark Ritual (mb2) 179
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (j21) 779

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Land

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Blazemire Verge

{T}: Add {B}. {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

Land
Blazemire Verge (dsk) 256
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (drc) 60
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (cm2) 302
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (thb) 279
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (gn2) 59
Unclaimed Territory

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Land
Unclaimed Territory (lcc) 366

Land

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Lifegain

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Gluttonous Guest

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Gluttonous Guest (vow) 114
Markov Crusader

Lifelink This creature has haste as long as you control another Vampire.

Creature
Markov Crusader (emn) 95

Lifegain

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (who) 239
Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact
Jet Medallion (mh3) 292
Legion's Landing

Enchantment
Legion's Landing // Adanto, the First Fort (pxln) 22sLegion's Landing // Adanto, the First Fort (pxln) 22s
Master of Dark Rites

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Add {B}{B}{B}. Spend this mana only to cast Vampire, Cleric, and/or Demon spells.

Creature
Master of Dark Rites (lcc) 83
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (onc) 140
Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord

+1: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. +1: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. −3: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Planeswalker
Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord (inr) 133

Ramp

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Recursion

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Drana, the Last Bloodchief

Flying Whenever Drana attacks, defending player chooses a nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard. You return that card to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. The creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Creature
Drana, the Last Bloodchief (sld) 1684

Recursion

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Removal

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Bishop of Binding

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. Whenever this creature attacks, target Vampire gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

Creature
Bishop of Binding (rix) 2
Captivating Vampire

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Creature
Captivating Vampire (inr) 100
Dominating Vampire

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Dominating Vampire (pvow) 154p
Feast of Blood

Cast this spell only if you control two or more Vampires. Destroy target creature. You gain 4 life.

Sorcery
Feast of Blood (j22) 118
Markov Enforcer

Whenever this creature or another Vampire you control enters, this creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature
Markov Enforcer (j25) 575
Thraben Charm

Choose one — • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.

Instant
Thraben Charm (mh3) 45

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Sac Outlet

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Bloodthrone Vampire

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature
Bloodthrone Vampire (ddp) 46
Indulgent Aristocrat

Lifelink {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature
Indulgent Aristocrat (inr) 118

Sac Outlet

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Sorcery

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Farewell

Choose one or more — • Exile all artifacts. • Exile all creatures. • Exile all enchantments. • Exile all graveyards.

Sorcery
Farewell (mkc) 64
Merciless Eviction

Choose one — • Exile all artifacts. • Exile all creatures. • Exile all enchantments. • Exile all planeswalkers.

Sorcery
Merciless Eviction (onc) 120
New Blood

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Vampire you control. Gain control of target creature. Change the text of that creature by replacing all instances of one creature type with Vampire.

Sorcery
New Blood (lcc) 202
Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Sorcery
Night's Whisper (j25) 471
Olivia's Wrath

Each non-Vampire creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Sorcery
Olivia's Wrath (lcc) 205
Sign in Blood

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery
Sign in Blood (dsc) 156

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Tokens

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Baron Bertram Graywater

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

Creature
Baron Bertram Graywater (otj) 195
Bloodline Keeper

Creature
Bloodline Keeper // Lord of Lineage (inr) 98Bloodline Keeper // Lord of Lineage (inr) 98
Clavileño, First of the Blessed

Whenever you attack, target attacking Vampire that isn't a Demon becomes a Demon in addition to its other types. It gains "When this creature dies, draw a card and create a tapped 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying."

Creature
Clavileño, First of the Blessed (lcc) 2
Edgar, Charmed Groom

Creature
Edgar, Charmed Groom // Edgar Markov's Coffin (vow) 311Edgar, Charmed Groom // Edgar Markov's Coffin (vow) 311
Elenda's Hierophant

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is its power.

Creature
Elenda's Hierophant (lcc) 71
Elenda, the Dusk Rose

Lifelink Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Elenda. When Elenda dies, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is Elenda's power.

Creature
Elenda, the Dusk Rose (lcc) 268
Glass-Cast Heart

Whenever one or more Vampires you control attack, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink. {B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact and thirteen Blood tokens: Each opponent loses 13 life and you gain 13 life.

Artifact
Glass-Cast Heart (lcc) 199
March of the Canonized

When this enchantment enters, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink. At the beginning of your upkeep, if your devotion to white and black is seven or greater, create a 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying.

Enchantment
March of the Canonized (lcc) 73
Martyr of Dusk

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Creature
Martyr of Dusk (rix) 14
Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle

Whenever one or more nontoken Vampires you control attack, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Creature
Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle (lcc) 133

Tokens

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Tutor

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Forerunner of the Legion

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Vampire card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. Whenever another Vampire you control enters, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Forerunner of the Legion (rix) 9

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Maybeboard

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Anguished Unmaking

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Instant
Anguished Unmaking (pip) 209
Anointed Deacon

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target Vampire get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Anointed Deacon (xln) 89
Asylum Visitor

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Madness {1}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature
Asylum Visitor (inr) 96
Baron Sengir

Flying Whenever a creature dealt damage by Baron Sengir this turn dies, put a +2/+2 counter on Baron Sengir. {T}: Regenerate another target Vampire.

Creature
Baron Sengir (hml) 41
Blood Tribute

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control. (You may tap a Vampire you control in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery
Blood Tribute (zen) 81
Bloodline Necromancer

Lifelink When this creature enters, you may return target Vampire or Wizard creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
Bloodline Necromancer (lcc) 185
Boros Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Artifact
Boros Signet (blc) 128
Call to the Feast

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Sorcery
Call to the Feast (2x2) 190
Canonized in Blood

At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) {5}{B}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create a 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying.

Enchantment
Canonized in Blood (lci) 96
Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Artifact
Charcoal Diamond (clb) 305
Charismatic Conqueror

Vigilance Whenever an artifact or creature an opponent controls enters untapped, they may tap that permanent. If they don't, you create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Creature
Charismatic Conqueror (lcc) 70
Chosen of Markov

Creature
Chosen of Markov // Markov's Servant (dka) 55Chosen of Markov // Markov's Servant (dka) 55
Crossway Vampire

When this creature enters, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature
Crossway Vampire (isd) 135
Drana and Linvala

Flying, vigilance Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control can't be activated. Drana and Linvala has all activated abilities of all creatures your opponents control. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate those abilities.

Creature
Drana and Linvala (mom) 222
Dusk Legion Sergeant

Menace {1}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Each nontoken Vampire creature you control gains persist until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Creature
Dusk Legion Sergeant (lcc) 80
Edgar's Awakening

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you discard this card, you may pay {B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Edgar's Awakening (inr) 108
Falkenrath Pit Fighter

{1}{R}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a Vampire: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent lost life this turn.

Creature
Falkenrath Pit Fighter (mid) 137
Gift of Fangs

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Vampire. Otherwise, it gets -2/-2.

Enchantment
Gift of Fangs (vow) 113
Hungry for More

Create a 3/1 black and red Vampire creature token with trample, lifelink, and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Flashback {1}{B}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Hungry for More (mid) 228
Idol of Oblivion

{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. {8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.

Artifact
Idol of Oblivion (blc) 277
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet

{B}{B}{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, create a black Vampire creature token. Its power is equal to that creature's power and its toughness is equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet (zen) 99
Lunarch Mantle

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{1}, Sacrifice a permanent: This creature gains flying until end of turn."

Enchantment
Lunarch Mantle (inr) 31
Markov Retribution

Choose one or both — • Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. • Target Vampire you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature.

Sorcery
Markov Retribution (vow) 171
Midnight Arsonist

When this creature enters, destroy up to X target artifacts without mana abilities, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature
Midnight Arsonist (voc) 27
Oathsworn Vampire

This creature enters tapped. You may cast this card from your graveyard if you gained life this turn.

Creature
Oathsworn Vampire (rix) 80
Olivia's Bloodsworn

Flying This creature can't block. {R}: Target Vampire gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Olivia's Bloodsworn (soi) 127
Orzhov Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact
Orzhov Signet (drc) 134
Painful Truths

Converge — You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Sorcery
Painful Truths (otc) 146
Paladin of the Bloodstained

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Creature
Paladin of the Bloodstained (plst) XLN-25
Promise of Aclazotz

Enchantment
Promise of Aclazotz // Foul Rebirth (lcc) 84
Rakdos Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact
Rakdos Signet (dsc) 250
Rakish Heir

Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Rakish Heir (isd) 158
Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery
Read the Bones (j25) 479
Return to Dust

Exile target artifact or enchantment. If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may exile up to one other target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Return to Dust (dsc) 102
Stensia Masquerade

Attacking creatures you control have first strike. Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {2}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment
Stensia Masquerade (inr) 172
Vampire Nocturnus

Play with the top card of your library revealed. As long as the top card of your library is black, this creature and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.

Creature
Vampire Nocturnus (pm10) 118★
Vampire Socialite

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Vampire you control. As long as an opponent lost life this turn, each other Vampire you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Vampire Socialite (mid) 249
Vindicate

Destroy target permanent.

Sorcery
Vindicate (brc) 131
Voldaren Epicure

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature
Voldaren Epicure (inr) 182
Wear

Instant
Wear // Tear (pip) 222

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17 mana - 17 cards
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53 pips - 40 cards
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10 pips - 8 cards
16 mana - 16 cards
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