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Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
Est deck cost: $55.05
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Commander

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Truss, Chief Engineer

Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss. {2}, {T}, Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.

Creature
Truss, Chief Engineer (unf) 272

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Drain

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Marauding Blight-Priest

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Marauding Blight-Priest (j22) 439
Vengeful Bloodwitch

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Vengeful Bloodwitch (fdn) 76

Drain

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Instant

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Scooch

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.

Instant
Scooch (unf) 91

Instant

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Recursion

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Raul, Trouble Shooter

Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from among cards in your graveyard that were milled this turn. {T}: Each player mills a card. (They each put the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature
Raul, Trouble Shooter (pip) 115

Recursion

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Bounce

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Keymaster Rogue

Keymaster Rogue can't be blocked. When Keymaster Rogue enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature
Keymaster Rogue (rvr) 47

Bounce

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Draw

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Arcanis the Omnipotent

{T}: Draw three cards. {2}{U}{U}: Return Arcanis to its owner's hand.

Creature
Arcanis the Omnipotent (dmr) 39
Kaito, Dancing Shadow

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may return one of them to its owner's hand. If you do, you may activate loyalty abilities of Kaito twice this turn rather than only once. +1: Up to one target creature can't attack or block until your next turn. 0: Draw a card. −2: Create a 2/2 colorless Drone artifact creature token with deathtouch and "When this creature leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life."

Planeswalker
Kaito, Dancing Shadow (one) 204
Waker of Waves

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0. {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature
Waker of Waves (j25) 383
Windfall

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

Sorcery
Windfall (otc) 123

Draw

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Land

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Dimir Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Dimir Guildgate (clu) 234
Dismal Backwater

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Dismal Backwater (dft) 254
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dft) 280
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dft) 283
Temple of Deceit

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Temple of Deceit (drc) 176

Land

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Removal

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Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Sorcery
Attempted Murder (plst) UNF-66
Blitz Leech

Flash When Blitz Leech enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Remove all counters from that creature.

Creature
Blitz Leech (iko) 74
Clawing Torment

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets -1/-1 and can't block. Enchanted permanent has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

Enchantment
Clawing Torment (neo) 91
Crypt Rats

{X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.

Creature
Crypt Rats (j22) 392
Drag Under

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Drag Under (j25) 105
Early Winter

Choose one — • Exile target creature. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

Instant
Early Winter (blb) 93
Essence Scatter

Counter target creature spell.

Instant
Essence Scatter (dmu) 49
Extract the Truth

Choose one — • Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature, enchantment, or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card. • Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.

Sorcery
Extract the Truth (snc) 78
Flashfreeze

Counter target red or green spell.

Instant
Flashfreeze (plst) MM2-45
Gatekeeper of Malakir

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature
Gatekeeper of Malakir (plst) ZEN-89
Harbinger of the Tides

You may cast this card as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, you may return target tapped creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Creature
Harbinger of the Tides (j22) 306
Hero's Downfall

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Hero's Downfall (dmc) 112
Locked in the Cemetery

Enchant creature When Locked in the Cemetery enters, if there are five or more cards in your graveyard, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Enchantment
Locked in the Cemetery (j25) 321
Mage Hunters' Onslaught

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller loses 1 life.

Sorcery
Mage Hunters' Onslaught (stx) 77
Massacre Wurm

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Creature
Massacre Wurm (dsc) 147
Mist Raven

Flying When Mist Raven enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature
Mist Raven (inr) 76
Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant
Murder (j25) 467
Out Cold

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Tap up to two target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them. Investigate. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Instant
Out Cold (mkm) 66
Run Away Together

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant
Run Away Together (fdn) 162
Rush of Dread

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Sorcery
Rush of Dread (otj) 104
Slice from the Shadows

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Instant
Slice from the Shadows (mkm) 103
Sly Instigator

{U}, {T}: Until your next turn, target creature an opponent controls can't be blocked. Goad that creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature
Sly Instigator (clb) 736
Spectral Deluge

Return each creature your opponents control with toughness X or less to its owner's hand, where X is the number of Islands you control. Foretell {1}{U}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Sorcery
Spectral Deluge (khc) 7
Tribute to Hunger

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Instant
Tribute to Hunger (ddq) 65
Witness Protection

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Enchantment
Witness Protection (snc) 66
You Are Already Dead

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.

Instant
You Are Already Dead (neo) 129

Removal

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Counters

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Brineborn Cutthroat

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Brineborn Cutthroat (j25) 291

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Enchantment

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Short Circuit

Flash Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets -3/-0 and loses flying.

Enchantment
Short Circuit (neo) 78
Starlight Snare

Enchant creature When Starlight Snare enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Enchantment
Starlight Snare (j25) 9

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Mill

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Consuming Aberration

Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Creature
Consuming Aberration (clb) 840
Draugr Thought-Thief

When Draugr Thought-Thief enters, look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card into their graveyard.

Creature
Draugr Thought-Thief (j25) 305
Dread Summons

Each player mills X cards. For each creature card put into a graveyard this way, you create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery
Dread Summons (drc) 90
Screaming Swarm

Flying Whenever you attack with one or more creatures, target player mills that many cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.) {2}{U}: Put Screaming Swarm from your graveyard into your library second from the top.

Creature
Screaming Swarm (j25) 351
Towering-Wave Mystic

Whenever Towering-Wave Mystic deals damage, target player mills that many cards.

Creature
Towering-Wave Mystic (j25) 378
Wall of Lost Thoughts

Defender (This creature can't attack.) When Wall of Lost Thoughts enters, target player mills four cards. (They put the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature
Wall of Lost Thoughts (j25) 384
Zulaport Duelist

Flash When Zulaport Duelist enters, up to one target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Its controller mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature
Zulaport Duelist (znr) 88

Mill

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Theft

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Diluvian Primordial

Flying When Diluvian Primordial enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature
Diluvian Primordial (otc) 96

Theft

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Creature

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Arbiter of Woe

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Flying When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. You draw a card and gain 2 life.

Creature
Arbiter of Woe (fdn) 55
Dreadwing Scavenger

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Dreadwing Scavenger (fdn) 118
Gearseeker Serpent

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control. {5}{U}: Gearseeker Serpent can't be blocked this turn.

Creature
Gearseeker Serpent (j25) 314
Sanguine Syphoner

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Sanguine Syphoner (fdn) 68

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Evasion

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Battlefly Swarm

Flying {B}: Battlefly Swarm gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Battlefly Swarm (dmu) 81

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Protection

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Battle-Rage Blessing

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Battle-Rage Blessing (dmu) 80
Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Fake Your Own Death (fdn) 174
Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Creature
Fog Bank (cmm) 848
Knight of Dusk's Shadow

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Your opponents can't gain life. {1}{B}: Knight of Dusk's Shadow gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Knight of Dusk's Shadow (dmu) 96
Necrogen Communion

Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature has toxic 2. (Players dealt combat damage by it also get two poison counters.) When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment
Necrogen Communion (one) 99

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Tokens

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Sedgemoor Witch

Menace Ward—Pay 3 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.) Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature
Sedgemoor Witch (stx) 86

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Discard

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Myojin of Night's Reach

Myojin of Night's Reach enters with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Myojin of Night's Reach has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it. Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Night's Reach: Each opponent discards their hand.

Creature
Myojin of Night's Reach (chk) 126
Pilfer

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery
Pilfer (fdn) 181
Tourach's Canticle

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card, then discards a card at random.

Sorcery
Tourach's Canticle (mh2) 103
Unscrupulous Agent

When Unscrupulous Agent enters, target opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Creature
Unscrupulous Agent (mkm) 109
Virus Beetle

When Virus Beetle enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature Artifact
Virus Beetle (j25) 509

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Finisher

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Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery
Exsanguinate (j25) 437

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Ramp

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Mocking Sprite

Flying Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature
Mocking Sprite (woe) 62
Silver-Fur Master

Ninjutsu {U}{B} ({U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate. Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature
Silver-Fur Master (neo) 236

Ramp

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Tutor

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Dimir House Guard

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Dimir House Guard. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Dimir House Guard (rvr) 73

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