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Illegal Meme Commander Deck
Deck Size: 88
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Est deck cost: $37.43
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Commander

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Surgeon General Commander

Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Creature
Surgeon General Commander (ulst) 42

Commander

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Instant

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Success!

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Instant
Success! (ust) 24

Instant

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Tokens

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Squirrel Dealer

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Creature
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123

Tokens

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Artifact

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Proper Laboratory Attire

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Proper Laboratory Attire (ust) 156

Artifact

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Land

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Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dft) 290
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dft) 282
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dft) 287
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (dft) 272
Secret Base

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.

Land
Secret Base (ust) 165d
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dft) 274

Land

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Tutor

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Clever Combo

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (ust) 130
Teacher's Pet

{2}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Creature
Teacher's Pet (ust) 25

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Creature

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Adorable Kitten

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Creature
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Amateur Auteur

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Creature
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Bat-

Flying At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Bat- (und) 32
Beast in Show

Trample

Creature
Beast in Show (ust) 103b
Big Boa Constrictor

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Creature
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Cheatyface

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

Creature
Cheatyface (und) 20
Clocknapper

When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Creature
Clocknapper (ulst) 14
Common Iguana

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature
Common Iguana (und) 50
Crafty Octopus

When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Creature
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
Dirty Rat

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Creature
Dirty Rat (und) 34
Druid of the Sacred Beaker

{T}: Add {G} for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

Creature
Druid of the Sacred Beaker (ust) 106
Eager Beaver

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

Creature
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Gnome-Made Engine

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Creature Artifact
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148
Half-Kitten, Half-

Whenever you're dealt damage, Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Half-Orc, Half-

Trample At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-

At the beginning of your upkeep, Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Humming-

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Humming- (und) 7
Hydradoodle

As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results. Reach, trample

Creature
Hydradoodle (ulst) 36
Labro Bot

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Little Girl

Creature
Little Girl (unh) 16
Monkey-

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Monkey- (ust) 115
Mother Kangaroo

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

Creature
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Multi-Headed

At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn, Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Ninja

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

Creature
Ninja (ust) 61
Numbing Jellyfish

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.

Creature
Numbing Jellyfish (ust) 42
Ordinary Pony

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature
Ordinary Pony (und) 12
Rhino-

Whenever this creature blocks, Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Rhino- (ust) 18
Robo-

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Augment {2} ({2}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Robo- (ust) 157
Serpentine

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Serpentine (ulst) 41
Shaggy Camel

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22
Shellephant

{0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone. • Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4. • Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.

Creature
Shellephant (ust) 121
Slaying Mantis

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Creature
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Steam-Powered

{5}: Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Steam-Powered (ust) 161
Stinging Scorpion

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature
Stinging Scorpion (und) 46
Strutting Turkey

When this creature enters, exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.

Creature
Strutting Turkey (und) 14
Voracious Vacuum

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Creature Artifact
Voracious Vacuum (ust) 164
Willing Test Subject

Reach Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Creature
Willing Test Subject (ust) 126
Zombified

{4}{B}: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host. {2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Augment {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Zombified (ust) 75

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Ramp

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Wild Crocodile

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature
Wild Crocodile (und) 74

Ramp

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Draw

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Mer Man

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

Creature
Mer Man (und) 25

Draw

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Removal

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Angelic Rocket

Flying When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Creature Artifact
Angelic Rocket (ulst) 54
Bumbling Pangolin

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Creature
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
Feisty Stegosaurus

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Really Epic Punch

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118

Removal

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Sideboard

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Better Than One

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Sorcery
Better Than One (ulst) 44

Sideboard

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Tokens & Extras

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Gnome

Creature Artifact Token
Gnome (tust) 20
Squirrel

Creature Token
Squirrel (tust) 15

Tokens & Extras

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Deck Info

Deck stats

8 pips - 8 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
8 pips - 5 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
3 pips - 3 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
3 pips - 3 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
18 pips - 14 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
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