We Are Going to Beat You to Death • (Pauper deck) • Archidekt

2/17/2025

We Are Going to Beat You to Death

Deck Size: 60

Pauper

Legal

Est deck cost: $55.29

2/17/2025

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Counters

Qty: 4 Price: $1.40

Homestead Courage

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Flashback {W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

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Counters

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Protection

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Emerge Unscathed

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

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Flare of Faith

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a Human, instead it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

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Gods Willing

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that color.) Scry 1.

Instant

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Protection

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Evasion

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Faerie Guidemother

Creature

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Evasion

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Pump

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Ancestral Anger

Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard. Draw a card.

Sorcery

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Defiant Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant

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Mutagenic Growth

({G/P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.) Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

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Temur Battle Rage

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Instant

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Heroic

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Akroan Skyguard

Flying Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature

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Satyr Hoplite

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature

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Tenth District Legionnaire

Haste Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then scry 1.

Creature

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Heroic

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Land

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Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land

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Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land

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Wind-Scarred Crag

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land

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Land

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Sideboard

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Beckon Apparition

Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.

Instant

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Breath Weapon

Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.

Instant

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Journey to Nowhere

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Enchantment

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Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant

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Pyroblast

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's blue. • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.

Instant

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Revoke Existence

Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

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Sideboard

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Maybeboard

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Abrade

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant

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Cast into the Fire

Choose one — • Cast into the Fire deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. • Exile target artifact.

Instant

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Dwarven Forge-Chanter

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.) Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Creature

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Felonious Rage

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

Instant

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Jump Scare

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2, gains flying, and becomes a Horror enchantment creature in addition to its other types.

Instant

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Light of Hope

Choose one — • You gain 4 life. • Destroy target enchantment. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Instant

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Siege Smash

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant

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Smash to Dust

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature with defender. • Smash to Dust deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Sorcery

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Turn Inside Out

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

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Whiskerquill Scribe

Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature

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Wing It

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put a flying counter on it. Scry 1.

Instant

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Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 60Est cost: $55.29

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 1.36

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29 pips - 26 cards

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Avg Mana Value: 1.36

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