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Bully the Stax player
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Est deck cost: $414.31
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Commander

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Mizzix of the Izmagnus

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value greater than the number of experience counters you have, you get an experience counter. Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each experience counter you have.

Creature
Mizzix of the Izmagnus (cmm) 348

Commander

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Deck Reset

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Elixir of Immortality

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.

Artifact
Elixir of Immortality (c21) 243

Deck Reset

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Planeswalker

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Jace, the Mind Sculptor

+2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Planeswalker
Jace, the Mind Sculptor (2xm) 56
Jace, Unraveler of Secrets

+1: Scry 1, then draw a card. −2: Return target creature to its owner's hand. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, counter that spell."

Planeswalker
Jace, Unraveler of Secrets (inr) 70

Planeswalker

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Utility

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Telepathy

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

Enchantment
Telepathy (m10) 74

Utility

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Boardwipe

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Mists of Lórien

Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Return target nonland permanent and each other nonland permanent with the same mana value as that permanent to their owners' hands.

Sorcery
Mists of Lórien (ltc) 501

Boardwipe

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Discount

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Arcane Melee

Instant and sorcery spells cost {2} less to cast.

Enchantment
Arcane Melee (plst) C13-29
Baral, Chief of Compliance

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature
Baral, Chief of Compliance (aer) 28
Haughty Djinn

Flying Haughty Djinn's power is equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature
Haughty Djinn (otc) 99
Helm of Awakening

Spells cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact
Helm of Awakening (dmr) 224
Mindsplice Apparatus

Flash At the beginning of your upkeep, put an oil counter on this artifact. Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each oil counter on this artifact.

Artifact
Mindsplice Apparatus (one) 63

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Protection

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Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (drc) 55
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (fdn) 258

Protection

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Burn

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Banefire

Banefire deals X damage to any target. If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Sorcery
Banefire (j22) 495

Burn

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Draw

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Archmage Emeritus

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

Creature
Archmage Emeritus (otc) 90
Reckless Impulse

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Reckless Impulse (j25) 589
Wavebreak Hippocamp

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Wavebreak Hippocamp (j25) 387
Wrenn's Resolve

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Wrenn's Resolve (mom) 173

Draw

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (drc) 51
Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 309
Izzet Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Artifact
Izzet Signet (blc) 278
Jeska's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. • Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Sorcery
Jeska's Will (mkc) 156
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (drc) 56
Unstable Obelisk

{T}: Add {C}. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Unstable Obelisk (cmm) 416
Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact
Wayfarer's Bauble (pip) 252

Ramp

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Copy

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Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant

Whenever you cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.) Whenever an opponent casts an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, counter that spell. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature
Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant (neo) 59

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Land

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Demolition Field

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Demolition Field (otc) 283
Dust Bowl

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Dust Bowl (mmq) 316
Encroaching Wastes

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Encroaching Wastes (cmr) 481
Ghost Quarter

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Ghost Quarter (mb2) 109
Halimar Depths

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. {T}: Add {U}.

Land
Halimar Depths (dsc) 282
Hydroelectric Specimen

Creature
Hydroelectric Specimen // Hydroelectric Laboratory (mh3) 240Hydroelectric Specimen // Hydroelectric Laboratory (mh3) 240
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dft) 282
Izzet Boilerworks

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Land
Izzet Boilerworks (otc) 302
Izzet Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Izzet Guildgate (clu) 240
Maze of Ith

{T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Land
Maze of Ith (dmr) 250
Memorial to War

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Land
Memorial to War (cmr) 486
Molten Tributary

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped.

Land
Molten Tributary (dmu) 251
Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (dsc) 289
Primal Amulet

Artifact
Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243
Riverglide Pathway

Land
Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (plst) ZNR-264Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (plst) ZNR-264
Sink into Stupor

Instant
Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs (mh3) 241Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs (mh3) 241
Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Steam Vents (rvr) 288
Sulfur Falls

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Sulfur Falls (drc) 173
Temple of Epiphany

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Temple of Epiphany (drc) 177
Terrain Generator

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Land
Terrain Generator (clb) 926
Thundering Falls

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Land
Thundering Falls (mkm) 269
Volatile Fjord

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped.

Land
Volatile Fjord (khm) 273
Wasteland

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Wasteland (mb2) 115

Land

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Removal

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Clay Golem

{6}, Roll a d8: Monstrosity X, where X is the result. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) Berserk — When this creature becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.

Creature Artifact
Clay Golem (afc) 58
Cyber Conversion

Turn target creature face down. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.

Instant
Cyber Conversion (who) 38
Devil's Play

Devil's Play deals X damage to any target. Flashback {X}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Devil's Play (c19) 138
In Too Deep

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Enchant creature, planeswalker, or Clue Enchanted permanent is a colorless Clue artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card" and loses all other abilities. (It's no longer a creature or planeswalker.)

Enchantment
In Too Deep (ncc) 27
Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant
Lightning Bolt (clu) 141
Nevinyrral's Disk

This artifact enters tapped. {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Artifact
Nevinyrral's Disk (cmm) 965
Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant
Reality Shift (drc) 39
Scour from Existence

Exile target permanent.

Instant
Scour from Existence (bfz) 13
Shattering Spree

Replicate {R} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery
Shattering Spree (plst) GK1-34
Urn of Godfire

{2}: Add one mana of any color. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Artifact
Urn of Godfire (mom) 266
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (otc) 183

Removal

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Counterspell

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Bane's Contingency

Counter target spell. If that spell targets a commander you control, instead counter that spell, scry 2, then draw a card.

Instant
Bane's Contingency (clb) 57
Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant
Counterspell (dsc) 114
Disallow

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Instant
Disallow (drc) 74
Dismiss

Counter target spell. Draw a card.

Instant
Dismiss (j22) 286
Dissipate

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Instant
Dissipate (mid) 49
Ertai's Scorn

This spell costs {U} less to cast if an opponent cast two or more spells this turn. Counter target spell.

Instant
Ertai's Scorn (dmu) 48
Flare of Denial

You may sacrifice a nontoken blue creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Counter target spell.

Instant
Flare of Denial (mh3) 62
Insidious Will

Choose one — • Counter target spell. • You may choose new targets for target spell. • Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Insidious Will (kld) 52
Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant
Mana Drain (2x2) 57
Refute

Counter target spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant
Refute (fdn) 48
Rewind

Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.

Instant
Rewind (mm3) 47
Sapphire Dragon

Creature
Sapphire Dragon // Psionic Pulse (clb) 94
Three Steps Ahead

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1}{U} — Counter target spell. + {3} — Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. + {2} — Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Instant
Three Steps Ahead (otj) 75
Torrential Gearhulk

Flash When this creature enters, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature Artifact
Torrential Gearhulk (cmm) 128
Unwind

Counter target noncreature spell. Untap up to three lands.

Instant
Unwind (dom) 72

Counterspell

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Land Destruction

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Annex

Enchant land (Target a land as you cast this. This card enters attached to that land.) You control enchanted land.

Enchantment
Annex (plst) ONS-63
Ark of Blight

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target land.

Artifact
Ark of Blight (scg) 140
Detritivore

Detritivore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in your opponents' graveyards. Suspend X—{X}{3}{R}. X can't be 0. (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {X}{3}{R} and exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.) Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature
Detritivore (plc) 96
Dwarven Miner

{2}{R}, {T}: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature
Dwarven Miner (plst) MIR-169
Earth Rift

Destroy target land. Flashback {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Earth Rift (ody) 189
Lux Cannon

{T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Lux Cannon (2xm) 268
Mine Layer

{1}{R}, {T}: Put a mine counter on target land. Whenever a land with a mine counter on it becomes tapped, destroy it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, remove all mine counters from all lands.

Creature
Mine Layer (ody) 205
Obsidian Charmaw

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land your opponents control that could produce {C}. Flying When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls.

Creature
Obsidian Charmaw (mh2) 137
Orcish Settlers

{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy X target lands.

Creature
Orcish Settlers (plst) WTH-112
Parallax Tide

Fading 5 (This enchantment enters with five fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.) Remove a fade counter from this enchantment: Exile target land. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with it.

Enchantment
Parallax Tide (nem) 37
Pillage

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery
Pillage (plst) A25-144
Rain of Salt

Destroy two target lands.

Sorcery
Rain of Salt (usg) 206
Rubble Reading

Destroy target land. Scry 2.

Sorcery
Rubble Reading (rna) 110
Seismic Spike

Destroy target land. Add {R}{R}.

Sorcery
Seismic Spike (rav) 141
Stone Rain

Destroy target land.

Sorcery
Stone Rain (9ed) 221★
Volcanic Offering

Destroy target nonbasic land you don't control and target nonbasic land of an opponent's choice you don't control. Volcanic Offering deals 7 damage to target creature you don't control and 7 damage to target creature of an opponent's choice you don't control.

Instant
Volcanic Offering (cm2) 126

Land Destruction

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Thief

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Blue Sun's Twilight

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Sorcery
Blue Sun's Twilight (one) 43
Bribery

Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Sorcery
Bribery (cmm) 77

Thief

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Description

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"This Deck was designed with a single purpose in mind: Bully a Stax player until they either change their deck or leave the table."},{"insert":"\n\nYour win condition is to make that guy cry. \n\n\"But-but, that's not how you win the game!\" \n\nSays who? I say that making a Stax guy ragequit is far-faaar sweeter than any victory you could achieve in this game.\nBurn his Lands. Destroy his Artifacts. Wipe out his Enchantments. If he manages to get a creature out: destroy it, or steal it.\nMake him RUE the day he decided to play Stax! Who cares if you don't \"win the game\"? I'm sure the other 2 players at your table will agree that no matter who \"wins\", you are, in fact, the true winner.\n\nIf someone asks at your table \"Can I play Stax?\" politely inform them that \"Yes, you can, but if you do, I will single-mindedly focus on making you as miserable as humanly possible.\" If they pick Stax anyway, go ahead and bully them into the dirt. If they pick a Stax deck without asking then pick this thing without even asking.\nDo inform the other 2 players that you are only here to drown Mr. Stax in Holy Salt. Once they realise what you're doing, they will very likely leave you alone or even help you take the Stacker out. \n\nAgain, let me make this clear: "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"You are not there to win the game. You are only there to make the Stacks guy lose."},{"insert":"\n\nI rate your true victory on the following criteria:\nStax Guy loses : 1 star victory\nStax Guy gets salty or changes deck: 2 star victory\nStax Guy says something to the effect of \"You're not letting me play the game!\" : 3 star victory and you are allowed to viciously mock him for having zero self-awareness\nStax Guy ragequits/leaves the table: 4 star victory\nStax Guy goes to complain to some authority figure, reports you, tries to get you into trouble: 5 star victory\nStax Guy is overcome with such nerd baby rage that he attempts to physically assault you, leading to his arrest, incarceration and the court-mandated confiscation of his deck: ULTIMATE VICTORY\n\n"}]}
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