{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts an instant or sorcery spell, each other player may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy they control.

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery card, exile it. Then that player copies each instant or sorcery card exiled with this enchantment. For each copy, the player may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Reveal the top ten cards of your library. Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each opponent chooses a different nonland card from among them. Put the chosen cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flash If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

When a player casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.

Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.

When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. This land deals 2 damage to you.

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{U}.

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains or an Island.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.

({T}: Add {U}.)

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

{T}: Add {R}. {T}: Add {G}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Forest.

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {4}: Untap this artifact.

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. • Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

{5}: Exchange control of this artifact and target nonland permanent.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Destroy target noncreature permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Each player may bid life for control of target creature. You start the bidding with a bid of 0. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid and gains control of the creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of this enchantment. When you gain control of this enchantment from another player, choose a creature you control and an opponent. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that opponent gains control of that creature.

Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. Each player creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each 1 life they paid this way.

{G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Target opponent creates a 1/1 green Hippo creature token. {W}: This creature gains protection from black and from red until end of turn. Target opponent gains 2 life. {U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. Target opponent may draw a card.