Have

Eaten Alive

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Scute Swarm

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

Proxy

Goblin Charbelcher

{3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Spellbook

Fleshbag Marauder

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Greedy Freebooter

When this creature dies, scry 1 and create a Treasure token. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom. A Treasure token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Golgari Signet

Lotus Petal

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

The Irencrag

{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.

Blightsoil Druid

Dúnedain Rangers

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, if you don't control a Ring-bearer, the Ring tempts you.

Tireless Provisioner

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token. (Food is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." Treasure is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Demon's Disciple

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice.

Sam's Desperate Rescue

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. The Ring tempts you.

Charge Through

Target creature gains trample until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Lash of the Balrog

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {4}.
Destroy target creature.

Elfsworn Giant

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Final Vengeance

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment.
Exile target creature.

Lotus Blossom

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a petal counter on this artifact.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of petal counters on this artifact.

Shortcut to Mushrooms

When this enchantment enters, the Ring tempts you.
At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Bombadil's Song

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. The Ring tempts you. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Sol Talisman

Suspend 3—{1} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {1} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Blood Pet

Fear of Lost Teeth

When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.

Iridescent Vinelasher

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Elven Farsight

Scry 3, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, draw a card.

Nightshade Dryad

Deathtouch
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Reassembling Skeleton

{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Elvish Mystic

Moss Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.

Gollum, Patient Plotter

When Gollum leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you.
{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Talisman of Resilience

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Mishra's Bauble

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Rift Sower

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Suspend 2—{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {G} and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Ornithopter of Paradise

Coordinated Clobbering

Tap one or two target untapped creatures you control. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.

Woe Strider

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1.
Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Accursed Marauder

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Chancellor of the Tangle

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase of the game, add {G}.
Vigilance, reach

Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree

{2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."
{10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Delighted Halfling

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.

Ob Nixilis, the Fallen

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may have target player lose 3 life. If you do, put three +1/+1 counters on Ob Nixilis.

Birds of Paradise

Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.)
This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked.
{T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Winter Orb

As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

Paradise Mantle

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Equip {1}

Mirrodin Avenged

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.

Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Deathrite Shaman

{T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color.
{B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.
{G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.

Viscera Seer

Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

You Are Already Dead

Uruk-hai Berserker

When this creature enters, the Ring tempts you.

Ornithopter

Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Blisterpod

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Serum Powder

{T}: Add {C}.
Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards. (You can do this in addition to taking mulligans.)

Mox Opal

Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Llanowar Elves

Rampaging Baloths

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.

Mirkwood Bats

Flying
Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Sol Ring

Molt Tender

{T}: Mill a card. (Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
{T}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Add one mana of any color.

Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Fyndhorn Elves

Tormod's Crypt

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.

Plaguecrafter

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.

Eyetwitch

Flying
When this creature dies, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Mox Tantalite

Suspend 3—{0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {0} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Cremate

Exile target card from a graveyard.
Draw a card.

Pick Your Poison

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.

Dark Ritual

Lotus Bloom

Suspend 3—{0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {0} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

Inherited Envelope

When this artifact enters, the Ring tempts you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Call of the Ring

At the beginning of your upkeep, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever you choose a creature as your Ring-bearer, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Citanul Stalwart

{T}, Tap an untapped artifact or creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Sméagol, Helpful Guide

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever the Ring tempts you, target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest into their graveyard.

The Black Breath

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Zuran Orb

Chrome Mox

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand.
{T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.

Casualties of War

Choose one or more —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target creature.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Destroy target land.
• Destroy target planeswalker.

Sign in Blood

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Mirrormere Guardian

When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Valgavoth's Faithful

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Multani's Harmony

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Heirloom Epic

{4}, {T}: Draw a card. For each mana in this ability's activation cost, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay that mana. Activate only as a sorcery.

Deadly Brew

Each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If you sacrificed a permanent this way, you may return another permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Loam Dryad

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Enraged Huorn

Trample
When this creature enters, the Ring tempts you.

Elvish Spirit Guide

Exile this creature from your hand: Add {G}.

Tablet of Compleation

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact.
{T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it.
{1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.

Village Rites

Magus of the Vineyard

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.

Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Elves of Deep Shadow

{T}: Add {B}. This creature deals 1 damage to you.

Infuse with Vitality

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
You gain 2 life.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Zendikar's Roil

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Elemental creature token.

Claim the Precious

Destroy target creature. The Ring tempts you.

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

Getting

Don't Have

Landfall

Mill

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