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3/8/2025
Puff, Puff, Pass
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $229.38
Salt sum: 33.92
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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49
Marina Vendrell

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Marina Vendrell (dsk) 221

Commander

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Land

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Clifftop Retreat

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Clifftop Retreat (blc) 300
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (drc) 60
Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Dragonskull Summit (dsc) 271
Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Drowned Catacomb (drc) 152
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dft) 289
Glacial Fortress

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land
Glacial Fortress (drc) 159
Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Hinterland Harbor (drc) 160
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dft) 280
Isolated Chapel

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Isolated Chapel (drc) 162
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dft) 287
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (dft) 279
Restless Cottage

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. {2}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 4/4 black and green Horror creature until end of turn. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, create a Food token and exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Land
Restless Cottage (woe) 258
Rootbound Crag

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Rootbound Crag (drc) 168
Sulfur Falls

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Sulfur Falls (drc) 173
Sunpetal Grove

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Sunpetal Grove (blc) 335
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dft) 284
The Shire

The Shire enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {G}. {1}{G}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a Food token.

Land
The Shire (ltr) 260
Woodland Cemetery

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Land
Woodland Cemetery (dsc) 326

Land

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Artifact

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Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. Equip {3}

Artifact
Assault Suit (cmm) 369
Isochron Scepter

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand. {2}, {T}: You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact
Isochron Scepter (mb2) 96
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine (pip) 137
Smoke Bomb

Flash All creatures have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.) At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact. When you do, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact
Smoke Bomb (acr) 75

Artifact

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Planeswalker

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Oko, Thief of Crowns

+2: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") +1: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. −5: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.

Planeswalker
Oko, Thief of Crowns (eld) 197

Planeswalker

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Creature

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Archaeomancer

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Archaeomancer (j25) 285
Azra Smokeshaper

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When this creature enters, target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature
Azra Smokeshaper (mh1) 79
Cloudblazer

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.

Creature
Cloudblazer (blc) 249
Elite Arcanist

When this creature enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand. {X}, {T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature
Elite Arcanist (m14) 54
Farmer Cotton

When this creature enters, create X 1/1 white Halfling creature tokens and X Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature
Farmer Cotton (ltc) 55
Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Creature
Fog Bank (cmm) 848
Fog Elemental

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) When this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Creature
Fog Elemental (10e) 85
Gilded Goose

Flying When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Gilded Goose (blc) 221
Haze Frog

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, prevent all combat damage that other creatures would deal this turn.

Creature
Haze Frog (roe) 187
Jukai Naturalist

Lifelink Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature Enchantment
Jukai Naturalist (woc) 140
Leery Fogbeast

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature
Leery Fogbeast (ons) 273
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

Flash Menace When Lobelia enters, exile target creature card from an opponent's graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn, then create X Treasure tokens, where X is the exiled card's power.

Creature
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (ltr) 93
Pippin, Warden of Isengard

Partner with Merry, Warden of Isengard (When this creature enters, target player may put Merry into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {1}, {T}: Create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice four Foods: Other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Pippin, Warden of Isengard (ltc) 65
Sam, Loyal Attendant

Partner with Frodo, Adventurous Hobbit (When this creature enters, target player may put Frodo into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Activated abilities of Foods you control cost {1} less to activate.

Creature
Sam, Loyal Attendant (ltc) 7
Samwise Gamgee

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice three Foods: Return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature
Samwise Gamgee (ltr) 222
Smoke Teller

{1}{U}: Look at target face-down creature.

Creature
Smoke Teller (ktk) 151
Smokespew Invoker

{7}{B}: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature
Smokespew Invoker (lgn) 81
Spore Flower

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature
Spore Flower (fem) 73
Spore Frog

Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature
Spore Frog (blc) 238
Stenn, Paranoid Partisan

As Stenn enters, choose a card type other than creature or land. Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature
Stenn, Paranoid Partisan (dmu) 221
Stinkweed Imp

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. Dredge 5 (If you would draw a card, you may mill five cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature
Stinkweed Imp (plst) GK1-53

Creature

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Sorcery

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Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (dsc) 174
Prosperity

Each player draws X cards.

Sorcery
Prosperity (por) 66
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (j25) 704
Seasons Past

Return any number of cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.

Sorcery
Seasons Past (ltc) 529
Shamanic Revelation

Draw a card for each creature you control. Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery
Shamanic Revelation (blc) 237
Smoke Spirits' Aid

For each of up to X target creatures, create a red Aura enchantment token named Smoke Blessing attached to that creature. Those tokens have enchant creature and "When enchanted creature dies, it deals 1 damage to its controller and you create a Treasure token."

Sorcery
Smoke Spirits' Aid (nec) 22
Weed Strangle

Destroy target creature. Clash with an opponent. If you win, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)

Sorcery
Weed Strangle (lrw) 147

Sorcery

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Enchantment

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Central Elevator

Enchantment
Central Elevator // Promising Stairs (dsk) 44
Dazzling Theater

Enchantment
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room (dsk) 3
Derelict Attic

Enchantment
Derelict Attic // Widow's Walk (dsk) 93
Food Coma

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Enchantment
Food Coma (woe) 308
Greenhouse

Enchantment
Greenhouse // Rickety Gazebo (dsk) 181
High Alert

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Creatures you control can attack as though they didn't have defender. {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.

Enchantment
High Alert (plst) RNA-182
Painter's Studio

Enchantment
Painter's Studio // Defaced Gallery (dsk) 147
Puca's Mischief

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target nonland permanent an opponent controls with equal or lesser mana value.

Enchantment
Puca's Mischief (plst) SHM-47
Secret Arcade

Enchantment
Secret Arcade // Dusty Parlor (dsc) 10
Smoke

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Enchantment
Smoke (5ed) 268
Smoky Lounge

Enchantment
Smoky Lounge // Misty Salon (dsk) 235
Walk-In Closet

Enchantment
Walk-In Closet // Forgotten Cellar (dsk) 205

Enchantment

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Instant

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Bake into a Pie

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant
Bake into a Pie (fdn) 169
Blessed Respite

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Blessed Respite (mh2) 150
Blinding Fog

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures this turn. Creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Blinding Fog (xln) 177
Blunt the Assault

You gain 1 life for each creature on the battlefield. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Blunt the Assault (som) 113
Clinging Mists

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, tap all attacking creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

Instant
Clinging Mists (dka) 109
Commencement of Festivities

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to players this turn.

Instant
Commencement of Festivities (plst) KLD-148
Constant Mists

Buyback—Sacrifice a land. (You may sacrifice a land in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Constant Mists (sth) 104
Darkness

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Darkness (40k) 197
Dawn Charm

Choose one — • Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. • Regenerate target creature. • Counter target spell that targets you.

Instant
Dawn Charm (cmr) 371
Ethereal Haze

Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Instant
Ethereal Haze (chk) 9
Fog

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Fog (plst) EMA-167
Fog of War

You gain 1 life for each creature on the battlefield. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures with power 3 or less.

Instant
Fog of War (bro) 180
Haze of Pollen

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Haze of Pollen (akh) 171
Heavy Fog

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by attacking creatures.

Instant
Heavy Fog (ptk) 136
Inkshield

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Instant
Inkshield (dsc) 221
Learn from the Past

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Draw a card.

Instant
Learn from the Past (ltc) 192
Obscuring Haze

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.

Instant
Obscuring Haze (cmm) 308
Spore Cloud

Tap all blocking creatures. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Each attacking creature and each blocking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Instant
Spore Cloud (fem) 72a

Instant

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Deck Info

Deck stats

16 pips - 14 cards
11 mana - 11 cards
16 pips - 14 cards
13 mana - 13 cards
14 pips - 11 cards
13 mana - 13 cards
7 pips - 5 cards
13 mana - 12 cards
39 pips - 31 cards
18 mana - 18 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 0 cards
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Description

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