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A Totally Normal Deck
Deck Size: 100
Commander
Est deck cost: $78.64
Salt sum: 35.26
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Commander

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Marchesa, Dealer of Death

Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Marchesa, Dealer of Death (otj) 220

Commander

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Anthem

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Belle of the Brawl

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Belle of the Brawl (eld) 78
Skeleton Crew

Each other creature you control that's a Skeleton or Pirate gets +1/+1. Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 black Skeleton Pirate creature token. (This ability triggers only from the battlefield.) {5}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature
Skeleton Crew (lcc) 85

Anthem

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Burn

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Acidic Soil

Acidic Soil deals damage to each player equal to the number of lands they control.

Sorcery
Acidic Soil (plst) USG-172
Firebolt

Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. Flashback {4}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Firebolt (j22) 532
Wheel of Torture

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Artifact
Wheel of Torture (plst) ULG-138

Burn

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Copy

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Self-Reflection

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Self-Reflection (fdn) 163

Copy

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Creature

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Anthroplasm

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {X}, {T}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature and put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Anthroplasm (ulg) 25
Attack-in-the-Box

Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature Artifact
Attack-in-the-Box (dsk) 242
Belligerent of the Ball

Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature
Belligerent of the Ball (woe) 120
Chronatog

{0}: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. You skip your next turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature
Chronatog (vis) 28
Dead Reveler

Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature
Dead Reveler (plst) IMA-86
Grim Roustabout

Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Grim Roustabout (rtr) 68
Ogre Savant

When this creature enters, if {U} was spent to cast it, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature
Ogre Savant (ddj) 9
Pardic Lancer

Discard a card at random: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature
Pardic Lancer (tor) 107
Wall of Vipers

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {3}: Destroy this creature and target creature it's blocking. Any player may activate this ability.

Creature
Wall of Vipers (pcy) 80

Creature

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Discard

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Pack Rat

Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature
Pack Rat (rtr) 73
Rakdos Augermage

First strike {T}: Reveal your hand and discard a card of target opponent's choice. Then that player reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Rakdos Augermage (dis) 127

Discard

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Draw

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Body of Knowledge

Body of Knowledge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. You have no maximum hand size. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw that many cards.

Creature
Body of Knowledge (dsc) 112
Eyetwitch

Flying When this creature dies, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Creature
Eyetwitch (stx) 70
Fast

Instant
Fast // Furious (mh2) 123
Foresee

Scry 4, then draw two cards.

Sorcery
Foresee (tsr) 69
Grave Consequences

Each player may exile any number of cards from their graveyard. Then each player loses 1 life for each card in their graveyard. Draw a card.

Instant
Grave Consequences (jud) 67
Loan Shark

When this creature enters, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card. Plot {3}{U} (You may pay {3}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Loan Shark (otj) 55
Multiple Choice

If X is 1, scry 1, then draw a card. If X is 2, you may choose a player. They return a creature they control to its owner's hand. If X is 3, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If X is 4 or more, do all of the above.

Sorcery
Multiple Choice (j22) 325
Peek

Look at target player's hand. Draw a card.

Instant
Peek (10e) 94
Wandering Mind

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature
Wandering Mind (inr) 252

Draw

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Enchantment

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Blockbuster

{1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 3 damage to each tapped creature and each player.

Enchantment
Blockbuster (rav) 115
Fiery Bombardment

Chroma — {2}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals damage to any target equal to the number of red mana symbols in the sacrificed creature's mana cost.

Enchantment
Fiery Bombardment (eve) 52

Enchantment

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Evasion

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Spincrusher

Whenever this creature blocks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature Artifact
Spincrusher (dst) 144
Zombie Trailblazer

Tap an untapped Zombie you control: Target land becomes a Swamp until end of turn. Tap an untapped Zombie you control: Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Creature
Zombie Trailblazer (tor) 89

Evasion

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Finisher

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Bronze Bombshell

When a player other than this creature's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, this creature deals 7 damage to the player.

Creature Artifact
Bronze Bombshell (dis) 160

Finisher

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Land

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Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (drc) 60
Hostile Hostel

Land
Hostile Hostel // Creeping Inn (mid) 264Hostile Hostel // Creeping Inn (mid) 264
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dft) 282
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dft) 287
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dft) 285

Land

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Landfall

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Nesting Dragon

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this token dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This token gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"

Creature
Nesting Dragon (otc) 176

Landfall

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Mill

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Book Burning

Any player may have Book Burning deal 6 damage to them. If no one does, target player mills six cards.

Sorcery
Book Burning (jud) 80

Mill

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Pingers

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Arcane Teachings

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Enchantment
Arcane Teachings (plst) JUD-78
Hypervolt Grasp

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." {1}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Hypervolt Grasp (gpt) 67

Pingers

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Pump

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Souldrinker

Pay 3 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Souldrinker (plst) TMP-158

Pump

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Ramp

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Black Market

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your first main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on this enchantment.

Enchantment
Black Market (pip) 183
Dreamscape Artist

{2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Dreamscape Artist (tsr) 64
Misfortune Teller

Deathtouch Whenever this creature enters or deals combat damage to a player, exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token. If it was a land card, create a Treasure token. Otherwise, you gain 3 life.

Creature
Misfortune Teller (otc) 141

Ramp

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Recursion

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Dermotaxi

Imprint — As this Vehicle enters, exile a creature card from a graveyard. Tap two untapped creatures you control: Until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of the exiled card, except it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.

Artifact
Dermotaxi (mh2) 224
Disturbing Plot

Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Sorcery
Disturbing Plot (shm) 64
Graveyard Shift

This spell has flash as long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Graveyard Shift (snc) 81
Junktroller

Defender {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature Artifact
Junktroller (rvr) 262

Recursion

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Removal

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Asinine Antics

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Sorcery
Asinine Antics (woe) 42
Boom Box

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target land.

Artifact
Boom Box (otj) 241
Don't Blink

Until end of turn, if one or more creatures would enter from exile or after being cast from exile, their owners shuffle them into their libraries instead. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Don't Blink (who) 40
Dress Down

Flash When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Creatures lose all abilities. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment
Dress Down (mh2) 39
Fodder Cannon

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: This artifact deals 4 damage to target creature.

Artifact
Fodder Cannon (plst) UDS-131
Hex

Destroy six target creatures.

Sorcery
Hex (otc) 136
Night Clubber

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. Blitz {2}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Night Clubber (snc) 89
Rust Tick

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step. {1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this creature remains tapped.

Creature Artifact
Rust Tick (som) 198
Squee's Toy

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Artifact
Squee's Toy (tmp) 309
Sugar Coat

Flash Enchant creature or Food Enchanted permanent is a colorless Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Enchantment
Sugar Coat (blb) 76
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (otc) 183
Wave Goodbye

Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.

Sorcery
Wave Goodbye (lcc) 79

Removal

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Tokens

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Goblin Offensive

Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Goblin Offensive (plst) USG-192
Metrognome

When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, create four 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens. {4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Artifact
Metrognome (usg) 301

Tokens

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Untap

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Pemmin's Aura

Enchant creature {U}: Untap enchanted creature. {U}: Enchanted creature gains flying until end of turn. {U}: Enchanted creature gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {1}: Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 or -1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment
Pemmin's Aura (plst) SCG-45

Untap

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