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Hit me daddy one more time
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Commander

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Sergeant John Benton

Trample, haste Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.

Creature
Sergeant John Benton (who) 157

Commander

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Counters

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Ancient Bronze Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures, where X is the result.

Creature
Ancient Bronze Dragon (clb) 406
Gift of the Viper

Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.

Instant
Gift of the Viper (mh3) 156

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Protection

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Almost Perfect

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

Enchantment
Almost Perfect (pip) 90
Blinding Fog

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures this turn. Creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Blinding Fog (xln) 177
Crumb and Get It

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Crumb and Get It (blb) 8
Fleeting Flight

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to it this turn.

Instant
Fleeting Flight (fdn) 13
Fog

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Fog (m12) 173
Gaea's Gift

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains reach, trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Gaea's Gift (bro) 182
Gods Willing

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that color.) Scry 1.

Instant
Gods Willing (sta) 7
Lull

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Lull (a25) 180
Selfless Squire

Flash When this creature enters, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Whenever damage that would be dealt to you is prevented, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature
Selfless Squire (mkc) 82
Shelter

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Shelter (cmm) 56
Shield of the Oversoul

Enchant creature As long as enchanted creature is green, it gets +1/+1 and has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.) As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Enchantment
Shield of the Oversoul (plst) SHM-242
Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Snakeskin Veil (j25) 713
Verdant Rebirth

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to its owner's hand." Draw a card.

Instant
Verdant Rebirth (xln) 212
Wrap in Vigor

Regenerate each creature you control.

Instant
Wrap in Vigor (plst) FUT-141
Your Temple Is Under Attack

Choose one — • Pray for Protection — Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. • Strike a Deal — You and target opponent each draw two cards.

Instant
Your Temple Is Under Attack (clb) 52

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Removal

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Bushwhack

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery
Bushwhack (fdn) 215
Cathar Commando

Flash {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature
Cathar Commando (inr) 15
Fowl Strike

Destroy target creature with flying. Reinforce 2—{2}{G} ({2}{G}, Discard this card: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.)

Instant
Fowl Strike (mh3) 155
Hard-Hitting Question

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Sorcery
Hard-Hitting Question (mkm) 164
Longstalk Brawl

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if the gift was promised. Then those creatures fight each other.

Sorcery
Longstalk Brawl (blb) 182
Naturalize

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Naturalize (gtc) 127
Promise of Loyalty

Each player puts a vow counter on a creature they control and sacrifices the rest. Each of those creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control for as long as it has a vow counter on it.

Sorcery
Promise of Loyalty (blc) 148
Rabid Bite

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Rabid Bite (znr) 199

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Anthem

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Charge

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant
Charge (dom) 10

Anthem

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Draw

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Aggressive Urge

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Aggressive Urge (plst) RIX-122
Glowcap Lantern

Equipped creature has "You may look at the top card of your library any time" and "Whenever this creature attacks, it explores." (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Glowcap Lantern (lci) 187
Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar

Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar (lci) 304

Draw

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Pump

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Barrow-Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Barrow-Blade (ltr) 237
Blanchwood Armor

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.

Enchantment
Blanchwood Armor (fdn) 213
Flaming Fist

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn."

Enchantment
Flaming Fist (clb) 18
Frantic Strength

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.

Enchantment
Frantic Strength (dsk) 179
Jousting Lance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. During your turn, equipped creature has first strike. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Jousting Lance (j22) 779
Mirran Mettle

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Metalcraft — That creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead if you control three or more artifacts.

Instant
Mirran Mettle (mbs) 84
Moment of Heroism

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Instant
Moment of Heroism (jmp) 124
Raised by Giants

Commander creatures you own have base power and toughness 10/10 and are Giants in addition to their other types.

Enchantment
Raised by Giants (clb) 250
Show of Valor

Target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.

Instant
Show of Valor (m13) 34
Titanic Growth

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Instant
Titanic Growth (woe) 191
Twinblade Blessing

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Enchantment
Twinblade Blessing (fdn) 26

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Tokens

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Animal Friend

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature other than Animal Friend."

Enchantment
Animal Friend (pip) 72

Tokens

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Evasion

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Cloak of the Bat

Equipped creature has flying and haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Cloak of the Bat (clb) 443
Trailblazer's Boots

Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Trailblazer's Boots (otc) 269

Evasion

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Ramp

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Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (blc) 212
Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 444
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (fdn) 227
On the Trail

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Enchantment
On the Trail (mkc) 39
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (dsc) 193
Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature
Sakura-Tribe Elder (chk) 239
Scaled Herbalist

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Scaled Herbalist (afr) 204
Selvala, Explorer Returned

Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.

Creature
Selvala, Explorer Returned (mkc) 218
Summer Bloom

You may play up to three additional lands this turn.

Sorcery
Summer Bloom (2x2) 160
Talisman of Unity

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Unity (who) 254
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (blc) 289
Three Tree Rootweaver

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Three Tree Rootweaver (blb) 198

Ramp

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Untap

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Act of Heroism

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 until end of turn and can block an additional creature this turn.

Instant
Act of Heroism (a25) 1
Arachnoid Adaptation

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Instant
Arachnoid Adaptation (mom) 175

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Burn

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Psychosis Crawler

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact
Psychosis Crawler (blc) 282

Burn

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Land

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Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (blc) 130
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (drc) 153
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (fdn) 290
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (zen) 233
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (blc) 132
Scattered Groves

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Scattered Groves (mkc) 286
Selesnya Sanctuary

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Land
Selesnya Sanctuary (znc) 140
Sungrass Prairie

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Land
Sungrass Prairie (who) 311
Temple of Plenty

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Temple of Plenty (mkc) 304
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (drc) 179
Thespian's Stage

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Land
Thespian's Stage (m3c) 395
Throne of the High City

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.

Land
Throne of the High City (mkc) 307

Land

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Recursion

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Crystal Dragon

Creature
Crystal Dragon // Rob the Hoard (clb) 13
Recollect

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Recollect (m19) 197
Skullwinder

Deathtouch When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.

Creature
Skullwinder (clb) 256
Spectral Steel

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2. {1}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment
Spectral Steel (woc) 75

Recursion

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Maybeboard

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Adamant Will

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Adamant Will (vow) 1
Adventuring Gear

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Adventuring Gear (fdn) 249
Ajani, Caller of the Pride

+1: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. −3: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of turn. −8: Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.

Planeswalker
Ajani, Caller of the Pride (fdn) 134
Armor of Faith

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. {W}: Enchanted creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment
Armor of Faith (5ed) 8
Aven Mindcensor

Flash Flying If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.

Creature
Aven Mindcensor (plg21) 1
Beanstalk Wurm

Creature
Beanstalk Wurm // Plant Beans (woe) 161
Blackblade Reforged

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control. Equip legendary creature {3} Equip {7}

Artifact
Blackblade Reforged (dmc) 178
Broken Wings

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Instant
Broken Wings (dft) 156
Comeuppance

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn by sources you don't control. If damage from a creature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to that creature. If damage from a noncreature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to the source's controller.

Instant
Comeuppance (mkc) 58
Crop Rotation

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Crop Rotation (dmr) 154
Defiant Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Defiant Strike (j25) 187
Divine Resilience

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead any number of target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Instant
Divine Resilience (fdn) 10
Explore

You may play an additional land this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Explore (j25) 146
Flumph

Defender, flying Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.

Creature
Flumph (afr) 15
Giant Growth

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant
Giant Growth (j25) 662
Go Forth

Choose one— • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant
Go Forth (j25) 20
Greataxe

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Greataxe (afr) 245
Hand of Vecna

At the beginning of combat on your turn, equipped creature or a creature you control named Vecna gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Equip—Pay 1 life for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Hand of Vecna (afr) 246
Inner Calm, Outer Strength

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Instant
Inner Calm, Outer Strength (sok) 133
Moment of Triumph

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

Instant
Moment of Triumph (j25) 229
Oakenform

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

Enchantment
Oakenform (w16) 15
Plummet

Destroy target creature with flying.

Instant
Plummet (ori) 286
Righteous Blow

Righteous Blow deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Instant
Righteous Blow (grn) 23
Scrawling Crawler

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact
Scrawling Crawler (fdn) 132
Season of Renewal

Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Season of Renewal (neo) 205
Selesnya Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Artifact
Selesnya Signet (clu) 227
Spirit Mantle

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has protection from creatures.

Enchantment
Spirit Mantle (cmr) 385
Terminus

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. Miracle {W} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery
Terminus (dsc) 70
Thalia, Heretic Cathar

First strike Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Creature
Thalia, Heretic Cathar (inr) 44
Tragic Arrogance

For each player, you choose from among the permanents that player controls an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker. Then each player sacrifices all other nonland permanents they control.

Sorcery
Tragic Arrogance (plst) ORI-38
Unflinching Courage

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Enchantment
Unflinching Courage (plst) C18-192
Valorous Stance

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant
Valorous Stance (inr) 48
Venser's Journal

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

Artifact
Venser's Journal (c21) 273
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.

Land
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth (mh2) 261

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Description

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