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Be Gay do Crims
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $87.29
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Commander

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Marchesa, Dealer of Death

Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Marchesa, Dealer of Death (otj) 220

Commander

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Land

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Aether Hub

When this land enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Aether Hub (drc) 145
Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Land
Bojuka Bog (tdc) 341
Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Dragonskull Summit (tdc) 357
Frostboil Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Frostboil Snarl (drc) 158
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (tdm) 279
Izzet Boilerworks

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Land
Izzet Boilerworks (otc) 302
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (tdm) 283
Sandstorm Verge

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land
Sandstorm Verge (otj) 263
Shadowblood Ridge

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Shadowblood Ridge (dsc) 296
Smoldering Marsh

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Smoldering Marsh (tdc) 395
Soured Springs

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Soured Springs (otj) 264
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (tdm) 282
Swiftwater Cliffs

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Swiftwater Cliffs (tdm) 268

Land

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Card Advantage

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Bespoke Battlewagon

{T}: You get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Tap target creature. {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card. Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 4

Artifact
Bespoke Battlewagon (drc) 71
Dire Fleet Daredevil

First strike When this creature enters, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature
Dire Fleet Daredevil (otc) 162
Glimmer of Genius

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters).

Instant
Glimmer of Genius (drc) 78
Insatiable Avarice

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. + {B}{B} — Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.

Sorcery
Insatiable Avarice (otj) 91
Intimidation Campaign

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card. Whenever you commit a crime, you may return this enchantment to its owner's hand. (It returns only from the battlefield. Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Enchantment
Intimidation Campaign (otj) 208
Izzet Generatorium

If you would get one or more {E} (energy counters), you get that many plus one {E} instead. {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've paid or lost four or more {E} this turn.

Artifact
Izzet Generatorium (mh3) 191
Kaervek, the Punisher

Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Creature
Kaervek, the Punisher (otj) 92
Kess, Dissident Mage

Flying Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature
Kess, Dissident Mage (ncc) 344
Roil Cartographer

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay six {E}: Draw three cards.

Creature
Roil Cartographer (mh3) 67
Seize the Secrets

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Draw two cards.

Sorcery
Seize the Secrets (otj) 64
Servant of the Stinger

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Servant of the Stinger (otj) 105
Siphon Insight

Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library. Exile one of them face down and put the other on the bottom of that library. You may play the exiled card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. Flashback {1}{U}{B}

Instant
Siphon Insight (otc) 242
Tezzeret's Gambit

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) Draw two cards, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Tezzeret's Gambit (otc) 117
Tinybones, the Pickpocket

Deathtouch Whenever Tinybones deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target nonland permanent card from that player's graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Creature
Tinybones, the Pickpocket (otj) 109

Card Advantage

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Mass Distruption

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Aethersquall Ancient

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay eight {E}: Return all other creatures to their owners' hands. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Aethersquall Ancient (drc) 68
Blaster Hulk

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each {E} (energy counter) you've paid or lost this turn. Haste Whenever this creature attacks, you get {E}{E}, then you may pay eight {E}. When you do, this creature deals 8 damage divided as you choose among up to eight targets.

Creature Artifact
Blaster Hulk (m3c) 107
Demonic Junker

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. Crew 2

Artifact
Demonic Junker (dft) 83
Raven of Fell Omens

Flying Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Raven of Fell Omens (otj) 101
Riverchurn Monument

{1}, {T}: Any number of target players each mill two cards. (Each of them puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.) Exhaust — {2}{U}{U}, {T}: Any number of target players each mill cards equal to the number of cards in their graveyard. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Artifact
Riverchurn Monument (dft) 57
Rush of Dread

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Sorcery
Rush of Dread (otj) 104

Mass Distruption

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Crime

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Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier

Whenever another outlaw you control enters, Vial Smasher deals 1 damage to target opponent. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Creature
Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier (otj) 235

Crime

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (tdc) 105
Bounty Board

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.

Artifact
Bounty Board (otc) 37
Conversion Apparatus

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: You get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Add three mana in any combination of colors.

Artifact
Conversion Apparatus (m3c) 128
Dimir Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Artifact
Dimir Signet (drc) 129
Izzet Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Artifact
Izzet Signet (tdc) 320
Rakdos Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact
Rakdos Signet (dsc) 250
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (tdc) 106
Solar Transformer

This artifact enters tapped. When this artifact enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Solar Transformer (drc) 137
Talisman of Creativity

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Creativity (pip) 244
Talisman of Dominance

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Dominance (drc) 141

Ramp

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Crime Payoff

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At Knifepoint

During your turn, outlaws you control have first strike. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Whenever you commit a crime, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment
At Knifepoint (otj) 193
Gisa, the Hellraiser

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace. Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Gisa, the Hellraiser (otj) 89
Lazav, Familiar Stranger

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Lazav. Then you may exile a card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Lazav, Familiar Stranger (otj) 216
Rattleback Apothecary

Deathtouch Whenever you commit a crime, target creature you control gains your choice of menace or lifelink until end of turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Rattleback Apothecary (otj) 100
Vadmir, New Blood

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadmir. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) As long as Vadmir has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has menace and lifelink.

Creature
Vadmir, New Blood (otj) 113

Crime Payoff

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Targeted Distruption

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Aether Revolt

Revolt — As long as a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead. Whenever you get one or more {E}, this enchantment deals that much damage to any target.

Enchantment
Aether Revolt (mh3) 113
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (drc) 48
Confiscation Coup

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

Sorcery
Confiscation Coup (drc) 73
Cyclops Superconductor

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). When this creature dies, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature
Cyclops Superconductor (mh3) 182
Dreadbore

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Dreadbore (rvr) 180
Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery
Feed the Swarm (dsc) 78
Galvanic Discharge

Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.

Instant
Galvanic Discharge (mh3) 122
Into the Flood Maw

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If the gift was promised, instead return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Instant
Into the Flood Maw (blb) 52
Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant
Murder (j25) 467
Noxious Gearhulk

Menace When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature Artifact
Noxious Gearhulk (tdc) 191
Shoot the Sheriff

Destroy target non-outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Everyone else is fair game.)

Instant
Shoot the Sheriff (otj) 106
Stab

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant
Stab (fdn) 71
Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Terminate (acr) 98
Tyrant's Scorn

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Instant
Tyrant's Scorn (war) 225
Unable to Scream

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Toy artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/2 in addition to its other types. As long as enchanted creature is face down, it can't be turned face up.

Enchantment
Unable to Scream (dsk) 78

Targeted Distruption

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Energy

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Aether Refinery

If you would get one or more {E} (energy counters), you get twice that many {E} instead. {T}: You get {E}, then you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, create an X/X black Aetherborn creature token, where X is the amount of {E} paid this way.

Artifact
Aether Refinery (m3c) 106
Aethertide Whale

Flying When this creature enters, you get six {E} (energy counters). Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Creature
Aethertide Whale (drc) 69
Amped Raptor

First strike When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Creature
Amped Raptor (mh3) 114
Decoction Module

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Artifact
Decoction Module (drc) 128
Gonti's Aether Heart

Whenever Gonti's Aether Heart or another artifact you control enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Pay eight {E}, Exile Gonti's Aether Heart: Take an extra turn after this one.

Artifact
Gonti's Aether Heart (aer) 152
Lightning Runner

Double strike, haste Whenever this creature attacks, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters), then you may pay eight {E}. If you pay, untap all creatures you control, and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Creature
Lightning Runner (drc) 103
Overclocked Electromancer

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever this creature attacks, double its power until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, you get X {E}, where X is that excess damage.

Creature
Overclocked Electromancer (m3c) 110
Stone Idol Generator

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay six {E}: Create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Stone Idol Generator (m3c) 129
Unstable Amulet

When this artifact enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until you exile another card with this artifact.

Artifact
Unstable Amulet (mh3) 142
Whirler Virtuoso

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Creature
Whirler Virtuoso (drc) 122

Energy

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