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TF2 theme deck
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Est deck cost: $186.12
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Commander

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Judith, Carnage Connoisseur

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."

Creature
Judith, Carnage Connoisseur (mkm) 210

Commander

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Anthem

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Instruments of War

Flash As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Artifact
Instruments of War (j22) 50

Anthem

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Artifact

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Spy Kit

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name. Equip {2}

Artifact
Spy Kit (plst) CN2-79
Telim'Tor's Darts

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Artifact
Telim'Tor's Darts (mir) 321

Artifact

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Burn

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Open Fire

Open Fire deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant
Open Fire (j25) 583

Burn

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Copy

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Echo Chamber

{4}, {T}: An opponent chooses target creature they control. Create a token that's a copy of that creature. That token gains haste until end of turn. Exile the token at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Echo Chamber (tmp) 282

Copy

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Creature

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Blaster Mage

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target Wall.

Creature
Blaster Mage (mmq) 175
Bloodthorn Taunter

Haste {T}: Target creature with power 5 or greater gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Bloodthorn Taunter (ala) 94
Defender of Chaos

Flash Protection from white

Creature
Defender of Chaos (ulg) 75
Dynamite Diver

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater. When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Dynamite Diver (dft) 123
Headless Horseman

Creature
Headless Horseman (leg) 102
Ogre Arsonist

When this creature enters, destroy target land.

Creature
Ogre Arsonist (plst) P02-110
Reckless Brute

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature
Reckless Brute (m13) 144
Stromgald Spy

Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player play with their hand revealed for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Creature
Stromgald Spy (all) 62
Summit Prowler

Creature
Summit Prowler (plst) DTK-160
Whip Sergeant

{R}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack this turn.)

Creature
Whip Sergeant (9ed) 227

Creature

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Discard

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Headhunter

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. Morph {B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature
Headhunter (ons) 156
Murderer's Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip—Discard a card.

Artifact
Murderer's Axe (soi) 259

Discard

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Draw

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Conch Horn

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.

Artifact
Conch Horn (fem) 83
Contested Game Ball

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it. {2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Artifact
Contested Game Ball (lci) 251
Damnable Pact

Target player draws X cards and loses X life.

Sorcery
Damnable Pact (ncc) 245
Expedited Inheritance

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, its controller may exile that many cards from the top of their library. They may play those cards until the end of their next turn.

Enchantment
Expedited Inheritance (mkm) 123
Flare

Flare deals 1 damage to any target. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant
Flare (5ed) 230
Knife

During your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike. {2}, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card. Equip {2}

Artifact
Knife (mkm) 134
Sazacap's Brew

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Target player draws two cards. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant
Sazacap's Brew (blb) 151

Draw

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Enchantment

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Heat Wave

Cumulative upkeep {R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Blue creatures can't block creatures you control. Nonblue creatures can't block creatures you control unless their controller pays 1 life for each blocking creature they control.

Enchantment
Heat Wave (vis) 83

Enchantment

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Finisher

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Rocket Launcher

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

Artifact
Rocket Launcher (3ed) 272

Finisher

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Instant

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Hanabi Blast

Hanabi Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Return Hanabi Blast to its owner's hand, then discard a card at random.

Instant
Hanabi Blast (chk) 170

Instant

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Land

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Arid Archway

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Land
Arid Archway (otj) 252
Blasted Landscape

{T}: Add {C}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Blasted Landscape (plst) CM2-238
Blinkmoth Well

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Tap target noncreature artifact.

Land
Blinkmoth Well (mrd) 279
Cactus Preserve

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. {3}: Until end of turn, this land becomes an X/X green Plant creature with reach, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. It's still a land.

Land
Cactus Preserve (otc) 40
Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: This land deals 1 damage to target attacking creature. Activate only during the end of combat step.

Land
Desert (afc) 233
Desert of the Glorified

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Desert of the Glorified (drc) 149
Dust Bowl

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Dust Bowl (mmq) 316
Ghost Town

{T}: Add {C}. {0}: Return this land to its owner's hand. Activate only if it's not your turn.

Land
Ghost Town (plst) TMP-318
Junktown

{T}: Add {C}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create three Junk tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Land
Junktown (pip) 150
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (tdm) 284
Nesting Grounds

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land
Nesting Grounds (mh3) 302
Pit of Offerings

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.

Land
Pit of Offerings (lci) 278
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (tdc) 386
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (otc) 313
Secluded Courtyard

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a creature source of the chosen type.

Land
Secluded Courtyard (fdn) 267
Spinerock Knoll

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.

Land
Spinerock Knoll (dsc) 300
Strip Mine

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Land
Strip Mine (4ed) 363
Thran Quarry

At the beginning of the end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice this land. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Thran Quarry (plst) USG-329
War Room

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.

Land
War Room (mkc) 310
Wasteland

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Wasteland (mb2) 115
Wastes

{T}: Add {C}.

Land
Wastes (cmm) 1055

Land

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Landfall

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Reckless Pyrosurfer

Haste Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains battle cry until end of turn. (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Each instance of battle cry triggers separately.)

Creature
Reckless Pyrosurfer (mh3) 133

Landfall

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Lifegain

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Butcher's Cleaver

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. Equip {3}

Artifact
Butcher's Cleaver (inr) 256
Fountain of Youth

{2}, {T}: You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Fountain of Youth (10e) 323

Lifegain

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Protection

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Cloak and Dagger

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Whenever a Rogue creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {3}

Artifact Kindred
Cloak and Dagger (mor) 141
Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature
Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore (dmr) 83
Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Fake Your Own Death (fdn) 174

Protection

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Pump

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Bone Saw

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Bone Saw (plst) OGW-161
Brass Knuckles

When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Brass Knuckles (pip) 227
Critical Hit

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. When you roll a natural 20, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. (A natural 20 is a roll that displays 20 on the die.)

Instant
Critical Hit (afr) 137
Dynacharge

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Overload {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant
Dynacharge (plst) MM3-94
Inventor's Axe

Flash When this Equipment enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip—Pay {E}{E}.

Artifact
Inventor's Axe (mh3) 126
Two-Handed Axe

Artifact
Two-Handed Axe // Sweeping Cleave (clb) 203
Wine of Blood and Iron

{4}: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. Sacrifice this artifact at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact
Wine of Blood and Iron (sok) 161

Pump

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Ramp

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Belbe's Portal

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {3}, {T}: You may put a creature card of the chosen type from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact
Belbe's Portal (plst) NEM-127
Carnival of Souls

Whenever a creature enters, you lose 1 life and add {B}.

Enchantment
Carnival of Souls (uds) 55
Diamond Pick-Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {2}

Artifact
Diamond Pick-Axe (lci) 143
Dragonrage

Add {R} for each attacking creature you control. Until end of turn, attacking creatures you control gain "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Instant
Dragonrage (frf) 97
Gold Pan

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Gold Pan (otj) 242
Goldvein Pick

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Goldvein Pick (fdn) 253
Herald's Horn

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.

Artifact
Herald's Horn (lcc) 304
Improvised Weaponry

Improvised Weaponry deals 2 damage to any target. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery
Improvised Weaponry (j22) 558
Professional Face-Breaker

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature
Professional Face-Breaker (j22) 581
The Brothers' War

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create two tapped Powerstone tokens. II — Choose two target players. Until your next turn, each creature they control attacks the other chosen player each combat if able. III — This Saga deals X damage to any target and X damage to any other target, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Enchantment
The Brothers' War (brc) 22

Ramp

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Removal

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Assassin's Blade

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step. Destroy target nonblack attacking creature.

Instant
Assassin's Blade (plst) POR-80
Assassinate

Destroy target tapped creature.

Sorcery
Assassinate (tsr) 101
Blood Money

Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Sorcery
Blood Money (lcc) 183
Bombard

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

Instant
Bombard (plst) GNT-37
Builder's Bane

Destroy X target artifacts. Builder's Bane deals damage to each player equal to the number of artifacts they controlled that were put into a graveyard this way.

Sorcery
Builder's Bane (mir) 160
Carnival

Instant
Carnival // Carnage (rna) 222
Cyclops Gladiator

Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature defending player controls. If you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature.

Creature
Cyclops Gladiator (m11) 131
Delayed Blast Fireball

Delayed Blast Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If this spell was cast from exile, it deals 5 damage to each opponent and each creature they control instead. Foretell {4}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant
Delayed Blast Fireball (clb) 676
Demolish

Destroy target artifact or land.

Sorcery
Demolish (rvr) 106
Detonate

Destroy target artifact with mana value X. It can't be regenerated. Detonate deals X damage to that artifact's controller.

Sorcery
Detonate (plst) MRD-88
Grapeshot

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery
Grapeshot (dmr) 125
Hidden Blade

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. If that creature is an Assassin, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike. Equip {2}

Artifact
Hidden Blade (acr) 73
Impale

Destroy target creature.

Sorcery
Impale (rix) 76
Kill! Maim! Burn!

Choose one or more — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature. • Kill! Maim! Burn! deals 3 damage to target player.

Instant
Kill! Maim! Burn! (40k) 128
Longhorn Sharpshooter

Reach When this card becomes plotted, it deals 2 damage to any target. Plot {3}{R} (You may pay {3}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Longhorn Sharpshooter (otj) 132
Ninja's Kunai

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ninja's Kunai: Ninja's Kunai deals 3 damage to any target." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Ninja's Kunai (neo) 252
Pyroblast

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's blue. • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.

Instant
Pyroblast (mb2) 198
Reckless Air Strike

Choose one — • Reckless Air Strike deals 3 damage to target creature with flying. • Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery
Reckless Air Strike (m20) 154
Ruthless Sniper

Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Creature
Ruthless Sniper (akh) 105
Scattershot

Scattershot deals 1 damage to target creature. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Instant
Scattershot (scg) 102
Slaughter Games

This spell can't be countered. Choose a nonland card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Sorcery
Slaughter Games (rtr) 197
Stab

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant
Stab (fdn) 71

Removal

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Sorcery

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Scorching Missile

Scorching Missile deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. Flashback {9}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Scorching Missile (ody) 219

Sorcery

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Tokens

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At Knifepoint

During your turn, outlaws you control have first strike. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Whenever you commit a crime, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment
At Knifepoint (otj) 193
Book of Mazarbul

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.) II — Amass Orcs 2. III — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Enchantment
Book of Mazarbul (ltr) 116
Forbidden Friendship

Create a 1/1 red Dinosaur creature token with haste and a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Sorcery
Forbidden Friendship (iko) 119
Midnight Snack

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Enchantment
Midnight Snack (fdn) 65
Scream Puff

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature
Scream Puff (woe) 105

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Maybeboard

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Bank Job

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the bottom creature card of your library. You may cast that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if that card is still exiled, put it into your graveyard and create a Treasure token.

Enchantment
Bank Job (ysnc) 18
Contested War Zone

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, that creature's controller gains control of this land. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land
Contested War Zone (mbs) 144
Grim Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.

Sorcery
Grim Tutor (sld) 444

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{"ops":[{"insert":"Created for the memes, this deck has no intended play pattern or goal. It is just a commander-legal deck of references.\n"}]}
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