Taeko, the Patient Avalanche

Taeko enters tapped.
Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it didn't die, scry 1 and put a +1/+1 counter on Taeko.
Whenever Taeko attacks, you may pay {U/B}. When you do, target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn.

Steelbane Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Riptide Turtle

Blossoming Tortoise

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.
Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Calcite Snapper

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Bedrock Tortoise

During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Vintara Snapper

This creature has shroud as long as you control no untapped lands. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Daring Thunder-Thief

Sailors' Bane

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you own in exile and in your graveyard that's an instant card, a sorcery card, or a card that has an Adventure.
Ward {4} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {4}.)

Quandrix Cultivator

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Tidepool Turtle

{2}{U}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Meandering Towershell

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
Whenever this creature attacks, exile it. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn.

Kappa Cannoneer

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
Ward {4}
Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.

Snapping Voidcraw

Devoid (This card has no color.)
{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{3}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.

Thriving Turtle

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Dragon Turtle

Flash
Drag Below — When this creature enters, tap it and up to one target creature an opponent controls. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Ambling Stormshell

Ward {2}
Whenever this creature attacks, put three stun counters on it and draw three cards. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Whenever you cast a Turtle spell, untap this creature.

Kappa Tech-Wrecker

Ninjutsu {1}{G}
This creature enters with a deathtouch counter on it.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Angler Turtle

Hexproof
Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

Fecund Greenshell

Reach
As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Scuttlegator

Defender
{6}{G/U}{G/U}: Adapt 3. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put three +1/+1 counters on it.)
As long as this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Mistford River Turtle

Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking non-Human creature can't be blocked this turn.

Giant Tortoise

This creature gets +0/+3 as long as it's untapped.

Phantasmal Shieldback

When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
When this creature dies, draw a card.

Spikeshell Harrier

When this creature enters, return target creature or Vehicle an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If that opponent's speed is greater than each other player's speed, reduce that opponent's speed by 1. This effect can't reduce their speed below 1.

Colossal Skyturtle

Flying, ward {2}
Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Hexbane Tortoise

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Silburlind Snapper

This creature can't attack unless you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

Ticket Tortoise

Defender
When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Cold-Water Snapper

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Thunderous Snapper

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.

The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender
{2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.