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I, DP, am finally playable in Magic the Gathering!
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Commander

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Deadpool, Trading Card

As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.

Creature
Deadpool, Trading Card (sld) 1753

Commander

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Draw

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Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Cathartic Reunion (acr) 94
Clockwork Percussionist

Haste When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Creature Artifact
Clockwork Percussionist (dsk) 130
Damnable Pact

Target player draws X cards and loses X life.

Sorcery
Damnable Pact (ncc) 245
Demand Answers

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. Draw two cards.

Instant
Demand Answers (mkm) 122
Found Footage

You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2, then draw a card. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Artifact
Found Footage (dsk) 246
Gonti, Lord of Luxury

Deathtouch When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Creature
Gonti, Lord of Luxury (otc) 135
Prophetic Prism

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Prophetic Prism (cmm) 404
Ravenous Amulet

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card and put a soul counter on this artifact. Activate only as a sorcery. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of soul counters on this artifact.

Artifact
Ravenous Amulet (fdn) 131
Starlit Soothsayer

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature
Starlit Soothsayer (blb) 115
Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Instant
Thrill of Possibility (fdn) 210

Draw

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Protection

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Malakir Rebirth

Instant
Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111

Protection

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Removal

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Assassin's Ink

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact and {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Assassin's Ink (neo) 87
Bake into a Pie

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant
Bake into a Pie (fdn) 169
Big Game Hunter

When this creature enters, destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated. Madness {B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature
Big Game Hunter (tsr) 102
Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (sld) 1756
Boilerbilges Ripper

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature or enchantment. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature
Boilerbilges Ripper (dsk) 127
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (pw24) 7
Dark Impostor

{4}{B}{B}: Exile target creature and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This creature has all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with it.

Creature
Dark Impostor (voc) 127
Deadly Rollick

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target creature.

Instant
Deadly Rollick (sld) 1754
Hero's Downfall

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Hero's Downfall (fdn) 175
Necromantic Selection

Destroy all creatures, then return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. It's a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Exile Necromantic Selection.

Sorcery
Necromantic Selection (scd) 94
Reckless Rage

Reckless Rage deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control and 2 damage to target creature you control.

Instant
Reckless Rage (plst) RIX-110
Royal Assassin

{T}: Destroy target tapped creature.

Creature
Royal Assassin (acr) 93
Saw in Half

Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.

Instant
Saw in Half (sld) 1755
Slice from the Shadows

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Instant
Slice from the Shadows (mkm) 103
Toxin Analysis

Target creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Instant
Toxin Analysis (mkm) 107
Tragic Banshee

Morbid — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If a creature died this turn, that creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead.

Creature
Tragic Banshee (fdn) 73
Tyrant's Choice

Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for death or torture. If death gets more votes, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If torture gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent loses 4 life.

Sorcery
Tyrant's Choice (cns) 30
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (sld) 1757
Volcanic Vision

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Volcanic Vision deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature your opponents control. Exile Volcanic Vision.

Sorcery
Volcanic Vision (c21) 182
Winter's Intervention

Winter's Intervention deals 2 damage to target creature. You gain 2 life.

Instant
Winter's Intervention (dsk) 123

Removal

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Burn

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Hearthborn Battler

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Creature
Hearthborn Battler (blb) 139
Knight Rampager

Trample Frenzied Rampage — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent at random. This creature attacks that player this combat if able. When this creature dies, it deals 4 damage to target opponent chosen at random.

Creature Artifact
Knight Rampager (40k) 80
Perforating Artist

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

Creature
Perforating Artist (fdn) 124

Burn

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Evasion

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Assassin Initiate

{1}: This creature gains your choice of flying, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Creature
Assassin Initiate (acr) 22

Evasion

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Pump

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Bulk Up

Double target creature's power until end of turn. Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Bulk Up (fdn) 80
Eater of Virtue

Whenever equipped creature dies, exile it. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. As long as a card exiled with Eater of Virtue has flying, equipped creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Equip {1}

Artifact
Eater of Virtue (neo) 245
Hero's Blade

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hero's Blade (who) 241
Ticket Booth

Enchantment
Ticket Booth // Tunnel of Hate (dsk) 158

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Sac Outlet

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Goblin Bombardment

Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment
Goblin Bombardment (wot) 43
Hungry Ghoul

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Hungry Ghoul (fdn) 62

Sac Outlet

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Creature

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Burnished Hart

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact
Burnished Hart (cmm) 373
Rakdos Ringleader

First strike Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random. {B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Rakdos Ringleader (rtr) 186

Creature

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Land

Qty: 37 (38 w/ MDFC)Price: $14.43
Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Bloodfell Caves (fdn) 259
Drossforge Bridge

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Artifact Land
Drossforge Bridge (mh2) 246
Ebon Stronghold

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {B}{B}.

Land
Ebon Stronghold (5ed) 416
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (tdm) 284
Rakdos Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Rakdos Guildgate (clu) 244
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (tdm) 281
Unknown Shores

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Unknown Shores (thb) 249

Land

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (p30m) 1P
Ashnod's Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Ashnod's Altar (brr) 4
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (pw24) 8
Crime Novelist

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add {R}.

Creature
Crime Novelist (mkm) 121
Fountainport Bell

When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Fountainport Bell (blb) 245

Ramp

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Drain

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Bloodhunter Bat

Flying When this creature enters, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature
Bloodhunter Bat (jmp) 210
Brotherhood Patriarch

When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature
Brotherhood Patriarch (acr) 286
Glidedive Duo

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature
Glidedive Duo (blb) 96
Marauding Blight-Priest

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Marauding Blight-Priest (j22) 439
Serrated Scorpion

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Creature
Serrated Scorpion (cmm) 185

Drain

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Mill

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Daggerfang Duo

Deathtouch When this creature enters, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature
Daggerfang Duo (blb) 89
Sanitation Automaton

When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature Artifact
Sanitation Automaton (mkm) 256

Mill

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Recursion

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Bonebind Orator

{3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Bonebind Orator (blb) 84
Dead Revels

Spectacle {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Dead Revels (rna) 71
Fates' Reversal

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Sorcery
Fates' Reversal (afr) 102
Sanitarium Skeleton

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Sanitarium Skeleton (inr) 129
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker

Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei is still on the battlefield.

Creature
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker (cmm) 676
Valgavoth's Faithful

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Valgavoth's Faithful (dsk) 121
Zombify

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Zombify (fdn) 187

Recursion

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Maybeboard

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Meathook Massacre II

When Meathook Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures of their choice. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don't, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.

Enchantment
Meathook Massacre II (dsk) 108
Reanimate

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Sorcery
Reanimate (dsc) 155
The Master, Multiplied

Myriad The "legend rule" doesn't apply to creature tokens you control. Triggered abilities you control can't cause you to sacrifice or exile creature tokens you control.

Creature
The Master, Multiplied (who) 146

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{"ops":[{"insert":"Mr. Pool here. \nSo, I was told my ability is quite fun and can cause a lot of chaos. That is the way I like it, and it sounds hilarious! Since I can’t die, this deck is supposed to support that, because the Mages from the Shore (or whatever) did not give me indestructible OR regenerate. So, you know, sacrifice a lot of critters (including yours truly I suppose), and annoy your opponents towards victory! \nThat being said, there are definitely other options to make my awesome deck work, for example some myriad shenanigans with the Master from Doctor Who to keep the cards up and stuff like that. Luckily, things change all the time and we never truly know how things end up. Am I talking too much? You think I am talking too much..? Nah, couldn’t possibly be the case. Ok, I’ll shut up now..\n\nMAXIMUM EFFORT!! \n\n.. now I will shut up..\n\nDP out!\n"}]}
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