Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Lumbering Worldwagon

This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control.
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Crew 4

Flubs, the Fool

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card if you have no cards in hand. Otherwise, discard a card.