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The Ass-Splicer 4000
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Est deck cost: $130.04
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Kess, Dissident Mage

Flying Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature
Kess, Dissident Mage (mh1) 206

Commander

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Burn

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Lava Spike

Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Lava Spike (chk) 178

Burn

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Copy

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Dual Casting

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{R}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy."

Enchantment
Dual Casting (avr) 133
Elite Arcanist

When this creature enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand. {X}, {T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature
Elite Arcanist (m14) 54
Increasing Vengeance

Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies. Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Increasing Vengeance (c19) 147
League Guildmage

{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. {X}{R}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature
League Guildmage (2x2) 241
Teach by Example

({U/R} can be paid with either {U} or {R}.) When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Teach by Example (stx) 241
Zevlor, Elturel Exile

Haste {2}, {T}: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single opponent or a single permanent an opponent controls this turn, for each other opponent, choose that player or a permanent they control, copy that spell, and the copy targets the chosen player or permanent.

Creature
Zevlor, Elturel Exile (clb) 296

Copy

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Creature

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Cunning Bandit

Creature
Cunning Bandit // Azamuki, Treachery Incarnate (bok) 99
Earthshaker

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each creature without flying.

Creature
Earthshaker (chk) 165

Creature

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Discard

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Infernal Kirin

Flying Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that spell's mana value.

Creature
Infernal Kirin (sok) 72
Kyoki, Sanity's Eclipse

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Creature
Kyoki, Sanity's Eclipse (bok) 72

Discard

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Draw

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Archmage of Runes

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

Creature
Archmage of Runes (fdn) 30
Ashling, Flame Dancer

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Creature
Ashling, Flame Dancer (mh3) 115
Evermind

(Nonexistent mana costs can't be paid.) Draw a card. Splice onto Arcane {1}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Evermind (plst) SOK-37
Fact or Fiction

Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Instant
Fact or Fiction (cmm) 91
Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Faithless Looting (cmm) 220
Frantic Search

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Instant
Frantic Search (cmm) 96
Ideas Unbound

Draw three cards. Discard three cards at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery
Ideas Unbound (sok) 40
Murmurs from Beyond

Reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your graveyard and the rest into your hand.

Instant
Murmurs from Beyond (sok) 47
Peer Through Depths

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Instant
Peer Through Depths (dds) 5
Petals of Insight

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order. If you do, return Petals of Insight to its owner's hand. Otherwise, draw three cards.

Sorcery
Petals of Insight (mma) 60
Reach Through Mists

Draw a card.

Instant
Reach Through Mists (dds) 7
Sift Through Sands

Draw two cards, then discard a card. If you've cast a spell named Peer Through Depths and a spell named Reach Through Mists this turn, you may search your library for a card named The Unspeakable, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Sift Through Sands (dds) 9
Sire of the Storm

Flying Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may draw a card.

Creature
Sire of the Storm (chk) 85

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Land

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Bloodstained Mire

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Bloodstained Mire (ktk) 230
Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Land
Bojuka Bog (plst) C18-238
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (onc) 151
Crumbling Necropolis

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land
Crumbling Necropolis (plst) C17-244
Crypt of the Eternals

When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land
Crypt of the Eternals (hou) 169
Dimir Aqueduct

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Land
Dimir Aqueduct (clu) 233
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (onc) 152
Fetid Pools

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Fetid Pools (tdc) 363
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (bro) 271
Izzet Boilerworks

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Land
Izzet Boilerworks (c20) 283
Molten Tributary

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped.

Land
Molten Tributary (dmu) 251
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (m21) 271
Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land
Path of Ancestry (drc) 166
Sulfur Falls

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Sulfur Falls (tdc) 396
Sunken Hollow

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Sunken Hollow (tdc) 398
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (m20) 272

Land

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Mill

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Dampen Thought

Target player mills four cards. Splice onto Arcane {1}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Dampen Thought (mma) 39

Mill

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Protection

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Callow Jushi

Creature
Callow Jushi // Jaraku the Interloper (bok) 31
Return the Favor

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. + {1} — Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant
Return the Favor (otj) 142

Protection

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (mkc) 223
Cormela, Glamour Thief

Haste {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and/or sorcery spells. When Cormela dies, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Cormela, Glamour Thief (snc) 177
Desperate Ritual

Add {R}{R}{R}. Splice onto Arcane {1}{R} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Desperate Ritual (chk) 163
Dimir Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Artifact
Dimir Signet (drc) 129
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (c15) 254
Goblin Electromancer

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature
Goblin Electromancer (rvr) 186
Izzet Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Artifact
Izzet Signet (gk1) 46
Long-Forgotten Gohei

Arcane spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Spirit creatures you control get +1/+1.

Artifact
Long-Forgotten Gohei (chk) 261
Nightscape Familiar

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Nightscape Familiar (dmr) 94
Patrician Geist

Flying Other Spirits you control get +1/+1. Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {1} less to cast.

Creature
Patrician Geist (pmid) 69p
Psychic Puppetry

You may tap or untap target permanent. Splice onto Arcane {U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Psychic Puppetry (chk) 80
Storm-Kiln Artist

This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.

Creature
Storm-Kiln Artist (stx) 115
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (cmr) 346

Ramp

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Recursion

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The Unspeakable

Flying, trample Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
The Unspeakable (dds) 13

Recursion

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Removal

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An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
An Offer You Can't Refuse (fdn) 160
Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (c21) 159
Choice of Damnations

Target opponent chooses a number. You may have that player lose that much life. If you don't, that player sacrifices all but that many permanents of their choice.

Sorcery
Choice of Damnations (sok) 62
Conflagrate

Conflagrate deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Flashback—{R}{R}, Discard X cards. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Conflagrate (tsr) 160
Consuming Vortex

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Splice onto Arcane {3}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Consuming Vortex (chk) 54
Crack the Earth

Each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

Sorcery
Crack the Earth (bok) 98
Eye of Nowhere

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Sorcery
Eye of Nowhere (chk) 59
Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery
Feed the Swarm (cmm) 159
Glacial Ray

Glacial Ray deals 2 damage to any target. Splice onto Arcane {1}{R} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Glacial Ray (mma) 115
Hideous Laughter

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Splice onto Arcane {3}{B}{B} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Hideous Laughter (chk) 115
Horobi's Whisper

If you control a Swamp, destroy target nonblack creature. Splice onto Arcane—Exile four cards from your graveyard. (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Horobi's Whisper (mma) 88
Ore Gorger

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature
Ore Gorger (chk) 182
Rakdos Charm

Choose one — • Exile target player's graveyard. • Destroy target artifact. • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant
Rakdos Charm (gk2) 68
Reweave

Target permanent's controller sacrifices it. If the player does, they reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card that shares a card type with the sacrificed permanent, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Splice onto Arcane {2}{U}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Reweave (chk) 82
Withering Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Instant
Withering Torment (dsk) 124

Removal

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Theft

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Blind with Anger

Untap target nonlegendary creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Instant
Blind with Anger (chk) 158

Theft

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Tutor

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Eerie Procession

Search your library for an Arcane card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Eerie Procession (chk) 58
Merchant Scroll

Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Merchant Scroll (8ed) 91
Muddle the Mixture

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Transmute {1}{U}{U} ({1}{U}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Instant
Muddle the Mixture (rav) 60

Tutor

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Untap

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Teller of Tales

Flying Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may tap or untap target creature.

Creature
Teller of Tales (chk) 95
Toils of Night and Day

You may tap or untap target permanent, then you may tap or untap another target permanent.

Instant
Toils of Night and Day (bok) 57

Untap

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Removed Cards

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Barrel Down Sokenzan

Sweep — Return any number of Mountains you control to their owner's hand. Barrel Down Sokenzan deals damage to target creature equal to twice the number of Mountains returned this way.

Instant
Barrel Down Sokenzan (sok) 94
Heed the Mists

Mill a card, then draw cards equal to the milled card's mana value.

Sorcery
Heed the Mists (bok) 36
Shifting Borders

Exchange control of two target lands. Splice onto Arcane {3}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Shifting Borders (sok) 56
Skullmane Baku

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this creature. {1}, {T}, Remove X ki counters from this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Creature
Skullmane Baku (bok) 83
Soulless Revival

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Splice onto Arcane {1}{B} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Soulless Revival (chk) 144
Thief of Hope

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Soulshift 2 (When this creature dies, you may return target Spirit card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature
Thief of Hope (mm2) 100
Veil of Secrecy

Target creature gains shroud until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. (A creature with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Splice onto Arcane—Return a blue creature you control to its owner's hand. (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Veil of Secrecy (bok) 59

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Tutor for Desperate ritual, an untapping arcane spell and a tap=copy card. If the combo fails then you keep your resources with the commander to play grindy control magic instead.\n"}]}
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