The Gaffer

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card.

Shu Farmer

{T}: You gain 1 life. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Welcome to Sweettooth

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
II — Create a Food token.
III — Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of Foods you control.

Three Bowls of Porridge

{2}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This artifact deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Tap target creature.
• Sacrifice this artifact. You gain 3 life.

Eastfarthing Farmer

When this creature enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Pacifism

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Gemstone Mine

This land enters with three mining counters on it.
{T}, Remove a mining counter from this land: Add one mana of any color. If there are no mining counters on this land, sacrifice it.

Krovod Haunch

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this Equipment: You gain 3 life.
When this Equipment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, create two 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.
Equip {2}

Thraben Purebloods

Warm Welcome

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Proper Burial

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Presence of the Master

Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.

Winding Way

Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Butterbur, Bree Innkeeper

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant Ramen

Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Brass Knuckles

When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.)
Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Lembas

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Make a Wish

Return two cards at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Plains

Forest

Ceremonial Groundbreaker

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample.
Equip Citizen {1}
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Field Surgeon

Tap an untapped creature you control: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Jack-o'-Lantern

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
{1}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Add one mana of any color.

Abundant Growth

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Second Breakfast

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Butcher's Cleaver

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink.
Equip {3}

Moat

Burden of Guilt

Enchant creature
{1}: Tap enchanted creature.

Bumbleflower's Sharepot

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Stoic Builder

When this creature enters, you may return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Naturalize

Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Create a Food token.
II — Draw a card. Create a Food token.
III — Create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token for each Food you control.

Fishing Pole

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Tap Fishing Pole: Put a bait counter on Fishing Pole."
Whenever equipped creature becomes untapped, remove a bait counter from this Equipment. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Gavony Ironwright

Fateful hour — As long as you have 5 or less life, other creatures you control get +1/+4.

Fasting

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a hunger counter on this enchantment. Then destroy this enchantment if it has five or more hunger counters on it.
If you would begin your draw step, you may skip that step instead. If you do, you gain 2 life.
When you draw a card, destroy this enchantment.

Deadly Recluse

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Master Chef

Commander creatures you own have "This creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it" and "Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them."

Sharpened Pitchfork

Equipped creature has first strike.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Mulch

Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Folk Hero

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever you cast a spell that shares a creature type with this creature, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Commander's Authority

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."

Heavy Mattock

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+1.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Glimmerlight

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Civic Gardener

Whenever this creature attacks, untap target creature or land.

Dust to Dust

Prison Sentence

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, scry 2.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Ellyn Harbreeze, Busybody

{T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of tokens you created this turn. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Diviner's Wand

Equipped creature has "Whenever you draw a card, this creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn" and "{4}: Draw a card."
Whenever a Wizard creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {3}

Mushroom Watchdogs

Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Prosperous Innkeeper

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Aerith Gainsborough

Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Aerith Gainsborough.
When Aerith Gainsborough dies, put X +1/+1 counters on each legendary creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Aerith Gainsborough.

Cooking Campsite

{T}: Add {W}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sidequest: Catch a Fish

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.

Sidequest: Catch a Fish // Cooking Campsite

Utopia Sprawl

Enchant Forest
As this Aura enters, choose a color.
Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Cat Collector

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you gain life for the first time during each of your turns, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

Unruly Mob

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Reito Lantern

{3}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

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