199
4/3/2020
The Worst Deck in the Universe
Deck Size: 100
Commander
Est deck cost: $1836.58
Salt sum: 57.19
No deck tags
199
4/3/2020
Compare
Deck filters

Choose your preferred layout. You can change this at any time using the Deck filters / View as options above.

Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $2.29
Karona, False God

Haste At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps Karona and gains control of it. Whenever Karona attacks, creatures of the creature type of your choice get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature
Karona, False God (scg) 138

Commander

(CTRL to add secondary)

Artifact

Quantity: 6Price: $2.88
Cyclopean Snare

{3}, {T}: Tap target creature, then return this artifact to its owner's hand.

Artifact
Cyclopean Snare (rav) 259
Flamecast Wheel

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

Artifact
Flamecast Wheel (ths) 215
Juju Bubble

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) When you play a card, sacrifice this artifact. {2}: You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Juju Bubble (vis) 147
Naked Singularity

Cumulative upkeep {3} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) If tapped for mana, Plains produce {R}, Islands produce {G}, Swamps produce {W}, Mountains produce {U}, and Forests produce {B} instead of any other type.

Artifact
Naked Singularity (ice) 330
Rakalite

{2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. Return this artifact to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact
Rakalite (chr) 105
Razor Boomerang

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Razor Boomerang: It deals 1 damage to any target. Return Razor Boomerang to its owner's hand." Equip {2}

Artifact
Razor Boomerang (wwk) 129

Artifact

(CTRL to add secondary)

Burn

Quantity: 2Price: $2.98
Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead. If a source would deal damage to this creature, it deals double that damage to this creature instead.

Creature
Goldnight Castigator (soi) 162
Power Surge

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they controlled at the beginning of this turn.

Enchantment
Power Surge (4ed) 216

Burn

(CTRL to add secondary)

Counters

Quantity: 1Price: $0.35
Force Void

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant
Force Void (ice) 70

Counters

(CTRL to add secondary)

Creature

Quantity: 16Price: $36.02
Akron Legionnaire

Except for creatures named Akron Legionnaire and artifact creatures, creatures you control can't attack.

Creature
Akron Legionnaire (chr) 2
Aven Trooper

Flying {2}{W}, Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Creature
Aven Trooper (tor) 2
Crazed Goblin

This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature
Crazed Goblin (dst) 56
Eater of Days

Flying, trample When this creature enters, you skip your next two turns.

Creature Artifact
Eater of Days (dst) 120
Goblin Firebug

When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land.

Creature
Goblin Firebug (lgn) 98
Leveler

When this creature enters, exile all cards from your library.

Creature Artifact
Leveler (mrd) 195
Mindless Null

This creature can't block unless you control a Vampire.

Creature
Mindless Null (zen) 103
Mishra's War Machine

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.) At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 3 damage to you unless you discard a card. If it deals damage to you this way, tap it.

Creature Artifact
Mishra's War Machine (4ed) 337
Numai Outcast

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.) {B}, Pay 5 life: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Numai Outcast (chk) 134
Rust Elemental

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact
Rust Elemental (mrd) 234
Spinal Parasite

Sunburst (This enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Remove a counter from target permanent.

Creature Artifact
Spinal Parasite (5dn) 155
Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact
Steel Golem (10e) 344
Takeno's Cavalry

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking Spirit.

Creature
Takeno's Cavalry (bok) 24
Tectonic Fiend

Echo {4}{R}{R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature
Tectonic Fiend (tsp) 181
Wood Elemental

As this creature enters, sacrifice any number of untapped Forests. Wood Elemental's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests sacrificed as it entered.

Creature
Wood Elemental (leg) 215
Zephyr Spirit

When this creature blocks, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature
Zephyr Spirit (rav) 76

Creature

(CTRL to add secondary)

Discard

Quantity: 1Price: $1.99
One with Nothing

Discard your hand.

Instant
One with Nothing (sok) 84

Discard

(CTRL to add secondary)

Draw

Quantity: 8Price: $79.72
Armistice

{3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life.

Enchantment
Armistice (c14) 65
Dubious Challenge

Look at the top ten cards of your library, exile up to two creature cards from among them, then shuffle. Target opponent may choose one of the exiled cards and put it onto the battlefield under their control. Put the rest onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery
Dubious Challenge (kld) 152
Jace, Wielder of Mysteries

If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead. +1: Target player mills two cards. Draw a card. −8: Draw seven cards. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.

Planeswalker
Jace, Wielder of Mysteries (war) 54
Mystic Forge

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast artifact spells and colorless spells from the top of your library. {T}, Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library.

Artifact
Mystic Forge (m20) 233
Sensei's Divining Top

{1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.

Artifact
Sensei's Divining Top (ema) 232
Thassa's Oracle

When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your devotion to blue. Put up to one of them on top of your library and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If X is greater than or equal to the number of cards in your library, you win the game. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.)

Creature
Thassa's Oracle (thb) 73
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

+1: Draw a card, then discard a card at random. −4: Tibalt deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player. −6: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Planeswalker
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded (avr) 161
Zedruu the Greathearted

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of permanents you own that your opponents control. {U}{R}{W}: Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Creature
Zedruu the Greathearted (c16) 231

Draw

(CTRL to add secondary)

Enchantment

Quantity: 5Price: $34.95
Aysen Highway

White creatures have plainswalk. (They can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Plains.)

Enchantment
Aysen Highway (hml) 5
Great Wall

Creatures with plainswalk can be blocked as though they didn't have plainswalk.

Enchantment
Great Wall (leg) 17
Infinite Authority

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with toughness 3 or less, destroy the other creature at end of combat. At the beginning of the next end step, if that creature was destroyed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on the first creature.

Enchantment
Infinite Authority (leg) 22
Security Detail

{W}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Activate only if you control no creatures and only once each turn.

Enchantment
Security Detail (mmq) 47
Spiritual Sanctuary

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls a Plains, they gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Spiritual Sanctuary (leg) 38

Enchantment

(CTRL to add secondary)

Evasion

Quantity: 1Price: $6.99
Hidden Path

Green creatures have forestwalk. (They can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Enchantment
Hidden Path (drk) 78

Evasion

(CTRL to add secondary)

Instant

Quantity: 4Price: $1.54
Break Open

Turn target face-down creature an opponent controls face up.

Instant
Break Open (ons) 190
Ember Shot

Ember Shot deals 3 damage to any target. Draw a card.

Instant
Ember Shot (jud) 87
Malicious Advice

Tap X target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands. You lose X life.

Instant
Malicious Advice (pls) 114
Mudhole

Target player exiles all land cards from their graveyard.

Instant
Mudhole (ody) 208

Instant

(CTRL to add secondary)

Land

Quantity: 36Price: $440.36
Arid Mesa

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Arid Mesa (mm3) 229
Badlands

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

Land
Badlands (sum) 282
Bayou

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)

Land
Bayou (sum) 283
Bloodstained Mire

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Bloodstained Mire (ktk) 230
Flooded Strand

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Flooded Strand (ktk) 233
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (gk1) 76
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (palp) 7
Marsh Flats

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Marsh Flats (mm3) 239
Meteor Crater

{T}: Choose a color of a permanent you control. Add one mana of that color.

Land
Meteor Crater (pls) 140
Misty Rainforest

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Misty Rainforest (mm3) 240
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (pelp) 3
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (parl) 1
Plateau

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)

Land
Plateau (sum) 284
Polluted Delta

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Polluted Delta (ktk) 239
Rhystic Cave

{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color unless any player pays {1}. Activate only as an instant.

Land
Rhystic Cave (pcy) 142
Savannah

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)

Land
Savannah (sum) 285
Scalding Tarn

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Scalding Tarn (zen) 223
School of the Unseen

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
School of the Unseen (all) 141
Scrubland

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)

Land
Scrubland (sum) 286
Sorrow's Path

{T}: Choose two target blocking creatures controlled by the same opponent. If each of those creatures could block all creatures that the other is blocking, remove both of them from combat. Each one then blocks all creatures the other was blocking. Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 2 damage to you and each creature you control.

Land
Sorrow's Path (drk) 119
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (pelp) 10
Taiga

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)

Land
Taiga (sum) 287
Tropical Island

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)

Land
Tropical Island (sum) 288
Tundra

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)

Land
Tundra (sum) 289
Underground Sea

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)

Land
Underground Sea (sum) 290
Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper

Untaidake enters tapped. {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.

Land
Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper (chk) 285
Verdant Catacombs

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Verdant Catacombs (mm3) 249
Volcanic Island

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)

Land
Volcanic Island (sum) 291
Windswept Heath

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Windswept Heath (ktk) 248
Wintermoon Mesa

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Tap two target lands.

Land
Wintermoon Mesa (pcy) 143
Wooded Foothills

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Wooded Foothills (ktk) 249

Land

(CTRL to add secondary)

Lifegain

Quantity: 1Price: $0.49
Bargain

Target opponent draws a card. You gain 7 life.

Sorcery
Bargain (s99) 7

Lifegain

(CTRL to add secondary)

Ramp

Quantity: 7Price: $1053.53
Arcane Melee

Instant and sorcery spells cost {2} less to cast.

Enchantment
Arcane Melee (c13) 29
Darksteel Relic

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)

Artifact
Darksteel Relic (nph) 134
Helm of Awakening

Spells cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact
Helm of Awakening (vis) 145
Mana Crypt

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Crypt (phpr) 5
Mana Vault

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap this artifact. At the beginning of your draw step, if this artifact is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Vault (uma) 229
Mox Diamond

If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Mox Diamond (sth) 138
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (pf19) 7

Ramp

(CTRL to add secondary)

Recursion

Quantity: 1Price: $0.99
Archangel's Light

You gain 2 life for each card in your graveyard, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Sorcery
Archangel's Light (dka) 1

Recursion

(CTRL to add secondary)

Sorcery

Quantity: 1Price: $0.49
Providence

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, your life total becomes 26. Your life total becomes 26.

Sorcery
Providence (emn) 37

Sorcery

(CTRL to add secondary)

Stax

Quantity: 3Price: $15.77
Possibility Storm

Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with it. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with this enchantment on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Enchantment
Possibility Storm (dgm) 34
Solemnity

Players can't get counters. Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.

Enchantment
Solemnity (hou) 22
Taniwha

Trample Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.) At the beginning of your upkeep, all lands you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Taniwha (mir) 95

Stax

(CTRL to add secondary)

Theft

Quantity: 3Price: $12.27
Bazaar Trader

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature
Bazaar Trader (wwk) 72
Scrambleverse

For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Sorcery
Scrambleverse (m12) 153
Thieves' Auction

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Sorcery
Thieves' Auction (8ed) 227

Theft

(CTRL to add secondary)

Tutor

Quantity: 3Price: $142.97
Defense of the Heart

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more creatures, sacrifice this enchantment, search your library for up to two creature cards, put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment
Defense of the Heart (plst) ULG-100
Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Demonic Tutor (ddc) 49
Vampiric Tutor

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Instant
Vampiric Tutor (vis) 72

Tutor

(CTRL to add secondary)

Deck Info

Deck stats

22 pips - 15 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
13 pips - 9 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
7 pips - 7 cards
8 mana - 8 cards
23 pips - 15 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
8 pips - 5 cards
8 mana - 8 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
11 mana - 6 cards
CategoriesQtyOdds
Click charts to focus on cards
Deck extras (0)
 avatar
NaN secs
 avatar
NaN secs
 avatar
NaN secs
 avatar
NaN secs
 avatar
NaN secs

Description

No description yet.

Unable to load comments
AutoNew CategoryMaybeboardSideboard