Scuttling Doom Engine

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
When this creature dies, it deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Sol Ring

Diabolic Machine

Pie-roclasm

This creature deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)

Omniclown Colossus

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample

Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm

Heavyweight Demolisher

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay {3}.
Unearth {6}{R}{R} ({6}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Stone Retrieval Unit

When this creature enters, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Cityscape Leveler

Trample
When you cast this spell and whenever this creature attacks, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a tapped Powerstone token.
Unearth {8}

Non-Human Cannonball

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Combustible Gearhulk

First strike
When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.

K-9, Mark I

Negative — As long as K-9 is untapped, other legendary creatures you control have ward {1}.
Affirmative — {1}{U}, {T}: Target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Hopping Automaton

{0}: This creature gets -1/-1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Spikeshell Harrier

When this creature enters, return target creature or Vehicle an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If that opponent's speed is greater than each other player's speed, reduce that opponent's speed by 1. This effect can't reduce their speed below 1.

Sunbird Effigy

Flying, vigilance, haste
Sunbird Effigy's power and toughness are each equal to the number of colors among the exiled cards used to craft it.
{T}: For each color among the exiled cards used to craft this creature, add one mana of that color.

Sunbird Standard

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Craft with one or more {5} ({5}, Exile this artifact, Exile one or more other permanents you control and/or cards from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Sunbird Standard // Sunbird Effigy

One-Clown Band

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Scorpion Sentinel

As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.

Coalstoke Gearhulk

Menace, deathtouch
When this creature enters, put target creature card with mana value 4 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. That creature gains menace, deathtouch, and haste. At the beginning of your next end step, exile that creature.

Aesthir Glider

Relentless X-ATM092

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
{8}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Cybermat

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking artifact creatures.

Goring Warplow

Prototype {1}{B} — 1/1 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.)
Deathtouch

Lupine Prototype

This creature can't attack or block unless a player has no cards in hand.

Dr. Eggman

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Then each opponent faces a villainous choice — That player discards a card, or you may put a Construct, Robot, or Vehicle card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Diversion Unit

Flying
{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Draconian Gate-Bot

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Myr Battlesphere

When this creature enters, create four 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature tokens.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap X untapped Myr you control. If you do, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn and deals X damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

Exterminator Magmarch

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single nonland permanent an opponent controls, if another opponent controls one or more nonland permanents that spell could target, choose one of those permanents. Copy that spell. The copy targets the chosen permanent.
{1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Runaway Trash-Bot

Trample
This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact and/or enchantment card in your graveyard.

Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible

Modular Monstrosity

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.