Vnwxt, Verbose Host

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
You have no maximum hand size.
Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Essence Scatter

Brawler's Plate

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Negate

Curious Obsession

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card."
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice this Aura.

Runed Stalactite

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type.
Equip {2}

Mercurial Pretender

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control, except it has "{2}{U}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand."

Flood of Recollection

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Flood of Recollection.

You Find the Villains' Lair

Choose one —
• Foil Their Scheme — Counter target spell.
• Learn Their Secrets — Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Phantom Steed

Flash
When this creature enters, exile another target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.

Gearseeker Serpent

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
{5}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Blackblade Reforged

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}

Unending Whisper

Draw a card.
Harmonize {5}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Arcane Adaptation

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Stunt Double

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

Clone

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

Mimic Vat

Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with this artifact to its owner's graveyard.
{3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with this artifact. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Trade the Helm

Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target artifact or creature an opponent controls.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Surge Mare

This creature can't be blocked by green creatures.
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
{1}{U}: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Mu Yanling

+2: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
−3: Draw two cards.
−10: Tap all creatures your opponents control. You take an extra turn after this one.

Heirloom Blade

Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card that shares a creature type with it. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Equip {1}

Umara Skyfalls

Umara Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Umara Wizard // Umara Skyfalls

Cancel

Winternight Stories

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a creature card.
Harmonize {4}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Sol Ring

Eagle Vision

Freerunning {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.)
Draw three cards.

Gadwick, the Wizened

When Gadwick enters, draw X cards.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Jalira, Master Polymorphist

{2}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Mass Manipulation

Gain control of X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Riddlemaster Sphinx

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
When this creature enters, you may return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Renegade Doppelganger

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may have this creature become a copy of that creature until end of turn. (If it does, it loses this ability for the rest of the turn.)

The Reality Chip

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure {2}{U} ({2}{U}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Assassin Gauntlet

When this Equipment enters, attach it to up to one target creature you control. Tap all creatures target opponent controls.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card."
Equip {2}

Accorder's Shield

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artisan of Kozilek

When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)

Bill Ferny, Bree Swindler

Whenever Bill Ferny becomes blocked, choose one —
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
• Target opponent gains control of target Horse you control. If they do, remove Bill Ferny from combat and create three Treasure tokens.

Cosmos Charger

Flash
Flying
Foretelling cards from your hand costs {1} less and can be done on any player's turn.
Foretell {2}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Unsummon

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Rise and Shine

Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on each artifact that became a creature this way.
Overload {4}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Diamond Mare

As this creature enters, choose a color.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Spell Swindle

Counter target spell. Create X Treasure tokens, where X is that spell's mana value. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Goggles of Night

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1, then draw a card. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.)
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Equilibrium

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Endless Evil

Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted creature, except the token is 1/1.
When enchanted creature dies, if that creature was a Horror, return this card to its owner's hand.

Engulf the Shore

Return to their owners' hands all creatures with toughness less than or equal to the number of Islands you control.

Glacian, Powerstone Engineer

{T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Kasmina's Transmutation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.

Walk the Aeons

Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. (You may sacrifice three Islands in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

Rhythmic Water Vortex

Return up to two target creatures to their owner's hand.
Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Mu Yanling, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.

Mystic Forge

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast artifact spells and colorless spells from the top of your library.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library.

Split the Party

Choose target player. Return half the creatures they control to their owner's hand, rounded up.

Island

Maskwood Nexus

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Kite Shield

Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Murk Strider

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Cackling Counterpart

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.
Flashback {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Coil and Catch

Draw three cards, then discard a card. (Then shuffle this card into its owner's library.)

Marang River Regent

Flying
When this creature enters, return up to two other target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Marang River Regent // Coil and Catch

Phantasmal Mount

Flying
{T}: Target creature you control with toughness 2 or less gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn. When this creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice that creature. When the creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice this creature.

Silent Departure

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Flashback {4}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Mana Leak

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Waxen Shapethief

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of an artifact or creature you control.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Nezahal, Primal Tide

This spell can't be countered.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, draw a card.
Discard three cards: Exile Nezahal. Return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.