Clown Car

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2

Dispatch

Tap target creature.
Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.

Crumb and Get It

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Professional Face-Breaker

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Junk Diver

Flying
When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Field-Tested Frying Pan

When this Equipment enters, create a Food token, then create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token and attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature has "Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained."
Equip {2}

Xorn

If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.

Mithril Coat

Flash
Indestructible
When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip {3}

City on Fire

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals triple that damage instead.

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {2}

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

The Underworld Cookbook

{T}, Discard a card: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sol Ring

Fishing Pole

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Tap Fishing Pole: Put a bait counter on Fishing Pole."
Whenever equipped creature becomes untapped, remove a bait counter from this Equipment. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Ragost, Deft Gastronaut

Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent.
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.

Anointed Procession

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.

Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Create a Food token.
II — Draw a card. Create a Food token.
III — Create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token for each Food you control.

Implement of Improvement

{W}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 2 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Instant Ramen

Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Lembas

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Cooking Campsite

{T}: Add {W}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sidequest: Catch a Fish

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.

Sidequest: Catch a Fish // Cooking Campsite

Gratuitous Violence

If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.

Food Fight

Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

Dancer's Chakrams

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has lifelink and "Other commanders you control get +2/+2 and have lifelink," and is a Performer in addition to its other types.
Krishna — Equip {3}

Food Coma

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Furnace of Rath

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Ellyn Harbreeze, Busybody

{T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of tokens you created this turn. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Implement of Combustion

{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Twinflame Tyrant

Flying
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage instead.

Golem Foundry

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may put a charge counter on this artifact.
Remove three charge counters from this artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Summoning Station

{T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Pincher creature token.
Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may untap this artifact.

Mondrak, Glory Dominus

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
{1}{W/P}{W/P}, Sacrifice two other artifacts and/or creatures: Put an indestructible counter on Mondrak. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Market Gnome

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
When this creature is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Elspeth, Storm Slayer

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
+1: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
0: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until your next turn.
−3: Destroy target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater.

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Retributive Wand

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 5 damage to any target.

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Leonin Elder

Whenever an artifact enters, you may gain 1 life.

Candy Trail

When this artifact enters, scry 2.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Gleaming Barrier

Defender
When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Grafted Exoskeleton

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has infect. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Whenever this Equipment becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent.
Equip {2}

Bumbleflower's Sharepot

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Mycosynth Lattice

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Eriette's Tempting Apple

When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Late to Dinner

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Wedding Ring

When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it.
Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card.
Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.

Panic Spellbomb

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {R}. If you do, draw a card.

Daretti, Scrap Savant

+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
−2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
−10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.

Descent into Avernus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.

Nutrient Block

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Tataru Taru

When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card.
Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Hangarback Walker

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Rosie Cotton of South Lane

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Mountain

The Gaffer

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card.

Plains

Origin Spellbomb

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {W}. If you do, draw a card.

Rotisserie Elemental

Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Three Bowls of Porridge

{2}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This artifact deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Tap target creature.
• Sacrifice this artifact. You gain 3 life.

Wizard's Rockets

This artifact enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Dictate of the Twin Gods

Flash
If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Myr Sire

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {0}

Chef's Kiss

Gain control of target spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy it, then reselect the targets at random for the spell and the copy. The new targets can't be you or a permanent you control.

Terrarion

This artifact enters tapped.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana in any combination of colors.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Cut a Deal

Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.

Knuckles the Echidna

Double strike, trample, haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Treasure Hunter — At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control thirty or more artifacts, you win the game.

Ratchet, Rescue Racer

Living metal (During your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.)
Lifelink
Whenever one or more nontoken artifacts you control are put into a graveyard from the battlefield, convert Ratchet. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Ratchet, Field Medic

More Than Meets the Eye {1}{W} (You may cast this card converted for {1}{W}.)
Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, you may convert Ratchet. When you do, return target artifact card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Ratchet, Field Medic // Ratchet, Rescue Racer

Silent Arbiter

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.

Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Academy Manufactor

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Piggy Bank

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Myr Retriever

When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Solphim, Mayhem Dominus

If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
{1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim. ({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.)

Chromatic Star

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Reckless Fireweaver

Whenever an artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Carrot Cake

When this artifact enters and when you sacrifice it, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon

Whenever you attack with one or more non-Gnome creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on Anim Pakal, then create X 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens that are tapped and attacking, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Anim Pakal.