Hypnotic Specter

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.

Rainbow Efreet

Flying
{U}{U}: This creature phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Braingeyser

Spellbook

Caves of Koilos

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Breeding Pit

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {B}{B}.
At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/1 black Thrull creature token.

Control Magic

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.

Smokestack

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.

Forbid

Buyback—Discard two cards. (You may discard two cards in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Counter target spell.

Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Worship

If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

Empyrial Armor

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand.

Duskrider Falcon

Royal Assassin

Teferi's Veil

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it phases out at end of combat. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Tundra

Dark Ritual

Thawing Glaciers

This land enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

Caribou Range

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token."
Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.

Necrologia

Cast this spell only during your end step.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
Draw X cards.

Nevinyrral's Disk

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Force of Will

You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.

Reconnaissance

{0}: Remove target attacking creature you control from combat and untap it. (If you activate during end of combat, the creature will untap after it deals combat damage.)

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Impulse

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Gerrard's Battle Cry

{2}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Swamp

Adarkar Wastes

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Keeper of the Dead

{B}, {T}: Choose target opponent who has at least two fewer creature cards in their graveyard than you do as you activate this ability. Destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

Counterspell

Island

Dismiss

Sigil of Sleep

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

High Ground

Each creature you control can block an additional creature each combat.

Gerrard's Wisdom

You gain 2 life for each card in your hand.

City of Brass

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Soltari Visionary

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target enchantment that player controls.

Fade Away

For each creature, its controller sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.

Tariff

Each player sacrifices the creature they control with the greatest mana value unless they pay that creature's mana cost. If two or more creatures a player controls are tied for greatest, that player chooses one.

Plains

Ertai, the Corrupted

{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature or enchantment: Counter target spell.

Scrubland

Merfolk Looter

Capsize

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Circle of Protection: Red

{1}: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

The Abyss

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.

Underground River

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Frantic Search

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Morphling

{U}: Untap this creature.
{U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
{U}: This creature gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
{1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{1}: This creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn.

Envelop

Memory Lapse

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.

Thran Tome

{5}, {T}: Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Put that card into your graveyard, then draw two cards.

Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

Theft of Dreams

Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.

Aura of Silence

Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast.
Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Mind Harness

Enchant red or green creature
Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
You control enchanted creature.

Necropotence

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard.
Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of your next end step.

Tithe

Search your library for a Plains card. If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for an additional Plains card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Pendrell Mists

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {1}."

Copy Artifact

You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Sacred Mesa

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a Pegasus.
{1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Pegasus creature token with flying.

Mana Leak

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Sol Ring

Debt of Loyalty

Regenerate target creature. You gain control of that creature if it regenerates this way.

Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Underground Sea

Palinchron

Flying
When this creature enters, untap up to seven lands.
{2}{U}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Pestilence

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.
{B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Serendib Efreet

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

Fatal Blow

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. It can't be regenerated.

Juzám Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

Animate Dead

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Treachery

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, untap up to five lands.
You control enchanted creature.

Kjeldoran Outpost

If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
{T}: Add {W}.
{1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Ertai, Wizard Adept

Scent of Jasmine

Reveal any number of white cards in your hand. You gain 2 life for each card revealed this way.

Stroke of Genius

Have

Getting

Don't Have

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