Wrecking Ball Arm

Equipped creature has base power and toughness 7/7 and can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}

Cloak of the Bat

Equipped creature has flying and haste.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sazacap's Brew

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Target player draws two cards. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Flame Discharge

Flame Discharge deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you controlled a modified creature as you cast this spell, it deals X plus 2 damage instead. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Mountain

Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Cloud Key

As this artifact enters, choose artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, or sorcery.
Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.

Taste for Mayhem

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Sol Ring

Blood Mist

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Volcanic Spite

Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Hazardous Blast

Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.

Kami's Flare

Kami's Flare deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Kami's Flare also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller if you control a modified creature. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Hammer of Nazahn

Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment you control enters, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible.
Equip {4}

Conformer Shuriken

Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If that creature has greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the difference."
Equip {2}

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Agate Assault

Choose one —
• Agate Assault deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
• Exile target artifact.

Bronze Cudgels

{2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Madcap Skills

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.

Explosive Derailment

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature.
+ {2} — Destroy target artifact.

Short Bow

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and reach.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Beamtown Beatstick

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Lost Jitte

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on Lost Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {1}

The Reaver Cleaver

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens."
Equip {3}

Aettir and Priwen

Equipped creature has base power and toughness X/X, where X is your life total.
Equip {5}

Leyline Axe

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

War Squeak

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

Lavaspur Boots

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)
Equip {1}

Uncaged Fury

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Flame Lash

Gift of Wrath

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace.

Rebel Salvo

Affinity for Equipment (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Equipment you control.)
Rebel Salvo deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. That permanent loses indestructible until end of turn.

Fiery Annihilation

Fiery Annihilation deals 5 damage to target creature. Exile up to one target Equipment attached to that creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Demonic Ruckus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has menace and trample.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Plot {R} (You may pay {R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Lightning Axe

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {5}.
Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature.

Bloodforged Battle-Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {2}

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Akki War Paint

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Mechanized Warfare

If a red or artifact source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Opal Palace

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Sword of Vengeance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike, vigilance, trample, and haste.
Equip {3}

Sword of Once and Future

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 2. Then you may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Equip {2}

Shattering Spree

Replicate {R} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Destroy target artifact.

Pain for All

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, enchanted creature deals damage equal to its power to any other target.
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to each opponent.

Bulk Up

Double target creature's power until end of turn.
Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Burst Lightning

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.)
Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Dynacharge

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Overload {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Borrowed Hostility

Escalate {3} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or both —
• Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Hexgold Halberd

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample.
Equip {2}{R}

Rogue's Gloves

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sweeping Cleave

Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the artifact later from exile.)

Two-Handed Axe

Whenever equipped creature attacks, double its power until end of turn.
Equip {1}{R}

Two-Handed Axe // Sweeping Cleave

Aeronaut's Wings

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sure Strike

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Conduct Electricity

Conduct Electricity deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one target creature token.

Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Sword of the Animist

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {2}

Buster Sword

Equipped creature gets +3/+2.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.
Equip {2}

Unleash Shell

Unleash Shell deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Blackblade Reforged

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}

Golem's Heart

Whenever a player casts an artifact spell, you may gain 1 life.

Whirling Strike

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn.

Dragonfire Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has hexproof from monocolored.
Equip {4}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each color of the creature it targets.

Valduk, Keeper of the Flame

At the beginning of combat on your turn, for each Aura and Equipment attached to Valduk, create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

Dwarven Hammer

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample.
Equip {3}

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