Rabbit Battery

Haste
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Reconfigure {R} ({R}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Goblin Tomb Raider

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.

Monastery Swiftspear

Haste
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Reinforced Ronin

Haste
At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand.
Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.

Shrapnel Blast

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Shrapnel Blast deals 5 damage to any target.

Amped Raptor

First strike
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Voldaren Epicure

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Lightning Strike

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Mountain

Experimental Synthesizer

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.

Etching of Kumano

Haste
If a creature dealt damage this turn by a source you controlled would die, exile it instead.

Kumano Faces Kakkazan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter.)
I — This Saga deals 1 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker they control.
II — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Kumano Faces Kakkazan // Etching of Kumano

Static Discharge

Starting intensity 3
This sorcery deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then cards you own named Static Discharge intensify by 1.

Improvised Club

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Improvised Club deals 4 damage to any target.

Have

Getting

Don't Have

Aggro

Burn

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