Island

Helpful Hunter

Wordmail

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

R&D's Secret Lair

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Land Aid '04

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Urza's Hot Tub

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sol Ring

Black Lotus

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

Supersize

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Stream of Life

Fishing Pole

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Tap Fishing Pole: Put a bait counter on Fishing Pole."
Whenever equipped creature becomes untapped, remove a bait counter from this Equipment. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Forest

Elementalist Adept

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Plains

Quick-Draw Katana

During your turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Felling Blow

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.