Black Mage's Rod

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types.
Equip {3}

Duress

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Virus Beetle

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Myr Enforcer

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Darksteel Citadel

Blood Fountain

When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
{3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Consuming Sepulcher

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Tithing Blade

When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Craft with creature {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Exile this artifact, Exile a creature you control or a creature card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Tithing Blade // Consuming Sepulcher

Tormod's Cryptkeeper

Vigilance
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.

Cast Down

Ichor Wellspring

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Cornered by Black Mages

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."

Pactdoll Terror

Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Fanatical Offering

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards and create a Map token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Tormod's Crypt

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.

Refurbished Familiar

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Flying
When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.

Swamp

Instant Ramen

Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.