Pumpkin Bombs

{T}, Discard two cards: Draw three cards, then put a fuse counter on this artifact. It deals damage equal to the number of fuse counters on it to target opponent. They gain control of this artifact.

Scrambleverse

For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Complex Automaton

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more permanents, return this creature to its owner's hand.

Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos

Trample
Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Mentor of the Meek

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

Avarice Totem

{5}: Exchange control of this artifact and target nonland permanent.

Hero of Goma Fada

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Crown of Doom

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
{2}: Target player other than this artifact's owner gains control of it. Activate only during your turn.

Hithlain Rope

This artifact can't be sacrificed.
{1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.

Vengeful Ancestor

Flying
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a goaded creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to its controller.

Smoldering Efreet

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to you.

Witch Hunt

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 4 damage to you.
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent chosen at random gains control of this enchantment.

Rosie Cotton of South Lane

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Mountain

Thieves' Auction

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Tuktuk Scrapper

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may destroy target artifact. If that artifact is put into a graveyard this way, this creature deals damage to that artifact's controller equal to the number of Allies you control.

Mishra's War Machine

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 3 damage to you unless you discard a card. If it deals damage to you this way, tap it.

Form of the Dragon

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 5 damage to any target.
At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5.
Creatures without flying can't attack you.

Goblin Spy

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

Lich's Tomb

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
Whenever you lose life, sacrifice a permanent for each 1 life you lost. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Clifftop Retreat

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Pyromancer's Swath

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.
At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
{1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Jinxed Ring

Whenever a nontoken permanent is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Tenuous Truce

Enchant opponent
At the beginning of enchanted opponent's end step, you and that player each draw a card.
When you attack enchanted opponent or a planeswalker they control or when they attack you or a planeswalker you control, sacrifice this Aura.

Kazuul Warlord

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Ally creature you control.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Intangible Virtue

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Yes Man, Personal Securitron

{T}: Target opponent gains control of Yes Man. When they do, you draw two cards and put a quest counter on Yes Man. Activate only during your turn.
Wild Card — When Yes Man leaves the battlefield, its owner creates a tapped 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each quest counter on it.

Contested Game Ball

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Ainok Bond-Kin

Outlast {1}{W} ({1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has first strike.

Iroh, Tea Master

When Iroh enters, create a Food token.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target opponent gain control of target permanent you control. When you do, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each permanent you own that your opponents control.

Pendant of Prosperity

This artifact enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. This artifact's owner draws a card, then that player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Torture Chamber

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a pain counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of your end step, this artifact deals damage to you equal to the number of pain counters on it.
{1}, {T}, Remove all pain counters from this artifact: It deals damage to target creature equal to the number of pain counters removed this way.

Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Jinxed Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.

Geist-Fueled Scarecrow

Creature spells you cast cost {1} more to cast.

Cinder Giant

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to each other creature you control.

Bronze Bombshell

When a player other than this creature's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, this creature deals 7 damage to the player.

Envoy of the Ancestors

Outlast {W} ({W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Modified creatures you control have lifelink. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Plains

Drooling Ogre

Whenever a player casts an artifact spell, that player gains control of this creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Abzan Falconer

Outlast {W} ({W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.

Dwarven Patrol

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever you cast a nonred spell, untap this creature.

Loxodon Peacekeeper

At the beginning of your upkeep, the player with the lowest life total gains control of this creature. If two or more players are tied for lowest life total, you choose one of them, and that player gains control of this creature.

Mindstorm Crown

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you had no cards in hand at the beginning of this turn. If you had a card in hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Sacred Peaks

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)
This land enters tapped.

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Rogue Skycaptain

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wage counter on this creature. You may pay {2} for each wage counter on it. If you don't, remove all wage counters from this creature and an opponent gains control of it.

Nine Lives

Hexproof
If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on this enchantment.
When there are nine or more incarnation counters on this enchantment, exile it.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Soulless Jailer

Permanent cards in graveyards can't enter the battlefield.
Players can't cast noncreature spells from graveyards or exile.

Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste
If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead.
If a source would deal damage to this creature, it deals double that damage to this creature instead.

Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards.
{T}: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Jangling Automaton

Whenever this creature attacks, untap all creatures defending player controls.

Boros Signet

Grid Monitor

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Jinxed Choker

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of this artifact and puts a charge counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals damage to you equal to the number of charge counters on it.
{3}: Put a charge counter on this artifact or remove one from it.

Fickle Efreet

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, flip a coin at end of combat. If you lose the flip, an opponent gains control of this creature.

Stiltzkin, Moogle Merchant

Lifelink
{2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.

Damning Verdict

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

Bucknard's Everfull Purse

{1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.

Slicer, High-Speed Antagonist

Living metal (During your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.)
First strike, haste
Whenever Slicer deals combat damage to a player, convert it at end of combat.

Slicer, Hired Muscle

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{R} (You may cast this card converted for {2}{R}.)
Double strike, haste
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of Slicer until end of turn. If you do, untap Slicer, goad it, and it can't be sacrificed this turn. If you don't, convert it.

Slicer, Hired Muscle // Slicer, High-Speed Antagonist

Rainbow Vale

{T}: Add one mana of any color. An opponent gains control of this land at the beginning of the next end step.

Zidane, Tantalus Thief

When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn.
Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, create a Treasure token.

Steel Golem

Song-Mad Ruins

Song-Mad Treachery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.