Vnwxt, Verbose Host

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
You have no maximum hand size.
Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Island

Pestilent Souleater

{B/P}: This creature gains infect until end of turn. ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life. A creature with infect deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Johann's Stopgap

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
This spell costs {2} less to cast if it's bargained.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Brightfield Glider

Vigilance
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.
Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Swamp

Vren, the Relentless

Ward {2}
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of each end step, create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token gets +1/+1 for each other Rat you control," where X is the number of creatures that were exiled under your opponents' control this turn.

Ice Magic

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.)
• Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
• Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Fight On!

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Seedpod Squire

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature you control without flying gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Glitch Ghost Surveyor

Flying
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Impede Momentum

Tap target creature and put three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Quag Feast

Choose target creature, planeswalker, or Vehicle. Mill two cards, then destroy the chosen permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.

Bonepicker Skirge

Flying
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Trespassing Souleater

{U/P}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Stingblade Assassin

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Killer's Mask

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
Equipped creature has menace.
Equip {2}

Apostle's Blessing

({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)
Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Alabaster Host Intercessor

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Scrollshift

Exile up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Draw a card.

Planar Genesis

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't, put a card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Starfighter Pilot

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Temporal Cleansing

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.

Amphibian Downpour

Flash
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

Ice Out

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
This spell costs {1} less to cast if it's bargained.
Counter target spell.

Ribskiff

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Plains

Alania's Pathmaker

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Starlit Soothsayer

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Hovermyr

Illvoi Galeblade

Flash
Flying
{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Inscribed Tablet

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, draw a card.

Likeness Looter

Flying
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{X}: This creature becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except it has flying and this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

Ahriman

Flying, deathtouch
{3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

Elixir

This artifact enters tapped.
{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle all nonland cards from your graveyard into your library. You gain life equal to the number of cards shuffled into your library this way.

Plumecreed Escort

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn.

Vapor Snag

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.

Llanowar Stalker

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Cracked Skull

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Offer Immortality

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Balemurk Leech

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, each opponent loses 1 life.

Spectral Interference

Counter target artifact or creature spell unless its controller pays {4}.

Enter the Enigma

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Draw a card.

Thunderhead Squadron

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Flying