Broadcast Takeover

Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Mouser Attack!

Choose one —
• Create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
• Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Raph's Bravado

During your turn, attacking creatures get +1/+0.

Shellshock

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls. Shellshock deals X damage to each of those creatures. You create a Mutagen token for each creature dealt damage this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Definitely Not a Turtle

When this creature dies, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land or legendary Turtle card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Special Move

Choose two —
• Jump Kick — Destroy target artifact.
• Dash Attack — Put two +1/+1 counters on target attacking or blocking creature you control.
• Foot Toss — Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any other target. Then sacrifice it.

Slash, Reptile Rampager

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Casey & Raph, Hotheads

When Casey & Raph enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player exiles the top card of their library. Until that player's next end step, they may play that card without paying its mana cost.
• Target player creates two Treasure tokens.

Bot Bashing Time

Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Cool but Rude

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
{1}{R}: Level 2
Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{1}{R}: Level 3
When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Raphael, Most Attitude

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library.
Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Exploding Barrel

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a pressure counter on this artifact.
{8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 20 damage to target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each pressure counter on this artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.

Jennika's Technique

Sneak {R} (You may cast this spell for {R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Jennika's Technique deals 2 damage to each creature.

Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute

Menace
Whenever Casey Jones attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, Casey Jones deals that much damage to target opponent.

Mutant Town Musicians

Trample
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Raphael, the Nightwatcher

Sneak {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for {1}{R}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Raphael, Ninja Destroyer

Raphael must be blocked if able.
Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Arcade Cabinet

When this artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four target creatures.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature.

Turtle Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell.
{3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

Storm of Steel

Storm of Steel deals 2 damage to each of one or two targets.

Manhole Missile

Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Raphael, the Muscle

Double all damage that creatures you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Coin of Mastery

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Raphael, Tag Team Tough

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Raphael deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, untap all attacking creatures. After this combat phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Ticked Off

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Big Apple, 3 a.m.

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each opponent you have.

Hard-Won Jitte

Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Raphael's Technique

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Raphael, Tough Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Fast Forward

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you attacked this turn.
Goad all creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Improvised Arsenal

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.
{4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {R}