Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Swamp

Pizza Face, Gastromancer

When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types.
{10}, {T}, Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.

Oroku Saki, Shredder Rising

Sneak {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for {1}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Oroku Saki deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order

Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Kitsune's Technique

Sneak {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for {1}{U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Target opponent mills half their library, rounded up.

Foot Ninjas

Sneak {3}{W/B} (You may cast this spell for {3}{W/B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. It enters tapped and attacking.)
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

Pain 101

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Island

Negate

Forest

Anchovy & Banana Pizza

When this artifact enters, destroy target creature.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Splinter's Technique

Sneak {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for {1}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Everything Pizza

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Stomped by the Foot

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. (You may sacrifice an artifact or creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.)
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Return to the Sewers

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Zoo Escapees

When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Sewer-veillance Cam

Flash
When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature.
{3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Michelangelo, Game Master

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.

Slithering Cryptid

When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Guac & Marshmallow Pizza

Flash
When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

The Cloning of Shredder

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary and is a Mutant in addition to its other types.
II, III — Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with this Saga, except it isn't legendary and is a Mutant in addition to its other types.