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Size: 111Est cost: $502.54Salt sum: 13.78
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Commander

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Surgeon General Commander
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.
: Add
,
,
,
, or
.
Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon
Surgeon General Commander (und) 72

Commander

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Anthem

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Eager Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
Host Creature - Beaver
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Shaggy Camel
When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Camel
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22

Anthem

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Artifact

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Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159

Artifact

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Augment

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Bat-
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bat
Bat- (und) 32
Half-Kitten, Half-
Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Cat
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Half-Orc, Half-
Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Warrior Orc
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Shark
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (und) 7
Monkey-
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Monkey
Monkey- (ust) 115
Multi-Headed
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Hydra
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Rhino-
Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rhino
Rhino- (ust) 18
Robo-
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Robo- (ust) 157
Steam-Powered
:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Steam-Powered (ust) 161

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Creature

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Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70

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Draw

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (und) 18
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (und) 50
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113c
Mer Man
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
Host Creature - Human Fish
Mer Man (und) 25
Rings a Bell
As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
Enchantment
Rings a Bell (und) 27

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Enchantment

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Ricochet
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
Enchantment
Ricochet (ugl) 50
Surprise Party
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29

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Finisher

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Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 295

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Gimmick

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Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (und) 5
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ust) 34
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until this creature leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its owner and can't roll dice or touch cards.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67c

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Land

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Blood Crypt
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Mountain
Blood Crypt (unf) 279
Breeding Pool
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Forest
Breeding Pool (unf) 286
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (tmc) 63
Evolving Wilds
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Evolving Wilds (tmc) 65
Exotic Orchard
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Land
Exotic Orchard (tmc) 66
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (mh2) 490
Godless Shrine
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Swamp
Godless Shrine (unf) 282
Hallowed Fountain
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Island
Hallowed Fountain (unf) 277
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (mh2) 483
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (mh2) 487
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
Overgrown Tomb
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Forest
Overgrown Tomb (unf) 284
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (mh2) 481
Sacred Foundry
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Mountain
Sacred Foundry (unf) 285
Steam Vents
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Mountain
Steam Vents (unf) 283
Stomping Ground
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Mountain Forest
Stomping Ground (unf) 280
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (mh2) 486
Temple Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Forest
Temple Garden (unf) 281
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Watery Grave
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (unf) 278

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Landfall

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Serpentine
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Wurm
Serpentine (ulst) 41

Landfall

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Lifegain

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
Legendary Creature - Knight Bird
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl (und) 15

Lifegain

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Mill

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How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 335

Mill

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Protection

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Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12a

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Ramp

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Coming Attraction
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Coming Attraction (unf) 135
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194
Voracious Vacuum
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Voracious Vacuum (ust) 164
Wild Crocodile
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Host Creature - Crocodile
Wild Crocodile (und) 74

Ramp

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Recursion

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Grusilda, Monster Masher
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
,
: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Grusilda, Monster Masher (ust) 132
Labro Bot
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Host Creature Artifact - Dog
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Strutting Turkey
When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
Host Creature - Bird
Strutting Turkey (und) 14

Recursion

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Removal

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Angelic Rocket
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Host Creature Artifact - Angel
Angelic Rocket (ust) 139
Bag Check
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
Instant
Bag Check (unf) 322
Bumbling Pangolin
When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.
Host Creature - Beast Pangolin
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 327
Dirty Rat
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Host Creature - Rat
Dirty Rat (und) 34
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 357
Feisty Stegosaurus
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
Host Creature - Dinosaur
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Impounding Lot-Bot
When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Impounding Lot-Bot (unf) 14
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Really Epic Punch
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Space Beleren
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
−1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
−5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
Legendary Planeswalker - Jace
Space Beleren (unf) 178
Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
Stinging Scorpion
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Scorpion
Stinging Scorpion (und) 46
Zombified
: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Zombie
Zombified (ust) 75

Removal

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Sorcery

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Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128

Sorcery

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Tokens

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Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
Gnome-Made Engine
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148

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Tutor

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Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (ust) 130
Teacher's Pet
, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.
Creature - Bird Cat Scientist
Teacher's Pet (ust) 25

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Tokens & Extras

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Gnome
Creature Artifact Token - Gnome
Gnome (teoc) 11

Tokens & Extras

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Deck Info

Deck stats

21 pips - 17 cards
19 mana - 19 cards
22 pips - 14 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
11 pips - 9 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
7 pips - 7 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
12 pips - 11 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
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