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Commander

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Vorthos, Steward of Myth
As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs
less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Vorthos, Steward of Myth (unf) 126

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Artifact

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Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57

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Creature

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 373
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Hardy of Myra's Marvels (unf) 141
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
,
: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
,
: Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
Legendary Creature - Cat Performer
Jermane, Pride of the Circus (unf) 144
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 16
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ulst) 52
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Tainted Monkey
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature - Monkey
Tainted Monkey (unh) 64
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
,
, Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Vedalken Employee
Truss, Chief Engineer (unf) 181
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65

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Drain

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Gray Merchant of Alphabet
When this creature enters, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Performer
Gray Merchant of Alphabet (unf) 361

Drain

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Draw

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Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ulst) 37
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155

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Enchantment

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Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ulst) 23
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Plate Spinning (unf) 342
Plot Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.
Enchantment - Aura
Plot Armor (unf) 152
Wordmail
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Enchantment - Aura
Wordmail (unh) 22

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Finisher

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Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 295

Finisher

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Instant

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Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Stop That
Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Stop That (unh) 63

Instant

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Land

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Azorius Chancery
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add
.
Land
Azorius Chancery (dsc) 261
Brokers Hideout
When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Forest, Plains, or Island card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
Land
Brokers Hideout (snc) 248
Command Bridge
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Command Bridge (eoe) 252
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (soc) 129
Crossroads Village
This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Land - Town
Crossroads Village (fin) 276
Crystal Grotto
When this land enters, scry 1.
: Add
.
,
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Crystal Grotto (woe) 254
Daily Bugle Building
: Add
.
,
: Add one mana of any color.
Smear Campaign —
,
: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land
Daily Bugle Building (spm) 179
Deceptive Landscape
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Deceptive Landscape (tdc) 356
Evolving Wilds
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Evolving Wilds (tmc) 65
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (hob) 198
Great Hall of the Citadel
: Add
.
,
: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.
Land
Great Hall of the Citadel (ltr) 254
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (hob) 195
Izzet Boilerworks
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add
.
Land
Izzet Boilerworks (m3c) 350
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (hob) 197
Mystic Monastery
This land enters tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Mystic Monastery (eoc) 170
Night Market
This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Night Market (dft) 258
Nomad Outpost
This land enters tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Nomad Outpost (fic) 409
Obscura Storefront
When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
Land
Obscura Storefront (dsc) 291
Opal Palace
: Add
.
,
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.
Land
Opal Palace (soc) 390
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Path of Ancestry (soc) 393
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (hob) 194
Public Thoroughfare
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped artifact or land you control.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Public Thoroughfare (mkm) 265
Riveteers Overlook
When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
Land
Riveteers Overlook (ecc) 162
Shattered Landscape
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Shattered Landscape (tdc) 390
Sheltering Landscape
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Sheltering Landscape (mh3) 227
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (hob) 196
Terramorphic Expanse
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Terramorphic Expanse (sos) 265
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Twisted Landscape
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Twisted Landscape (mh3) 232

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Mill

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How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 335

Mill

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Protection

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Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3

Protection

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Ramp

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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Lizard Performer
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 112
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Sole Performer
: Add
. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use
rather than tapping the permanent to pay for
.)
Creature - Elf Performer
Sole Performer (unf) 154

Ramp

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Removal

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An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 327
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Well Done
Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Sorcery
Well Done (unf) 128
World-Bottling Kit
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Artifact
World-Bottling Kit (unh) 133

Removal

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Sorcery

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Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Mobile Clone
Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)
Sorcery
Mobile Clone (unf) 337
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 341

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Tokens

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Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
,
: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor (unf) 165

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Deck Info

Deck stats

11 pips - 10 cards
16 mana - 15 cards
20 pips - 13 cards
20 mana - 19 cards
16 pips - 12 cards
17 mana - 16 cards
15 pips - 12 cards
18 mana - 17 cards
16 pips - 12 cards
15 mana - 14 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
10 mana - 9 cards
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