{"ops":[{"insert":"I'm movin' different. This ain't a deck, it's a shakedown operation and everybody at the table's on my list. Ward two, pay two life, go ahead and point removal at me, I dare you. Two zombies tap in, menace on, whole crypt gets +1/+1 for free, and the second you flinch I already turned your bad day into my payday.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"the crime"},{"insert":"\nEvery card in this list touches you or your stuff and that's the point. Murder, Go for the Throat, Infernal Grasp, Bitter Triumph, Tragic Slip, Feed the Swarm, they don't care what's in the way, they just clear it and clock a crime. Agonizing Remorse, Coercion, Despise, Abandon Hope, Appetite for Brains, I'm in your hand before you even untap. Field of Ruin and Bojuka Bog don't swing but they still touch what's yours, still a crime, still a check clearing. Doesn't matter how I hit you, I just need to hit you, and Gisa cuts two Rogues loose the second I do.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"the crypt"},{"insert":"\nGravecrawler comes back every time I got a zombie in play. Geralf's Messenger comes back drained. Champion of the Perished, Cemetery Reaper, Lord of the Accursed, Undead Augur, they all get fat off the same undead I'm already making, and Graf Harvest turns the whole board unblockable at night. Kaervek copies whatever black card I already buried the second I commit a crime, that's a free spell for doing what I was already gonna do anyway.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"the aristocrats"},{"insert":"\nPriest of Forgotten Gods taxes you two life and a creature for the low cost of two bodies I didn't need. Village Rites, Consuming Corruption, Vindictive Lich, Disciple of Perdition, I turn my own creatures into cash and drain out of the graveyard when they go. The Darkness Crystal don't let your creatures die clean, they get exiled and I get paid, no reanimation, no recursion, just me getting richer off your losses.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"the theft"},{"insert":"\nOutrageous Robbery and Cruelclaw's Heist go through your hand and your library and take what I want. Witch Engine hands you a 4/4 you didn't ask for, but it's swampwalk unblockable and I still control the crime. Consumed by Greed and Undercity's Embrace, same story, I don't ask, I just take.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"the upkeep"},{"insert":"\nSol Ring, Arcane Signet, Mind Stone get me there faster. Night's Whisper and Sign in Blood keep the hand full so the crimes don't stop. Thirty one swamps 'cause I don't need a second color, I just need targets.\nOnce a turn's the only limit I got. Everything else is just paperwork. This shit ain't nothin' to me.\n"}]}