Simian Spirit Guide

Kiln Fiend

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Manamorphose

Add two mana in any combination of colors.
Draw a card.

Pyretic Ritual

Assault Strobe

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Festival Crasher

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Temur Battle Rage

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Artful Dodge

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Island

Infuriate

Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.

Swiftwater Cliffs

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Mountain

Apostle's Blessing

({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)
Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Titan's Strength

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

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