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Total Punishment
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Est deck cost: $62.21
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Commander

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Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix

{T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix (c16) 35
Vial Smasher the Fierce

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Vial Smasher the Fierce (c16) 49

Commander

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Discard

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Rakdos Augermage

First strike {T}: Reveal your hand and discard a card of target opponent's choice. Then that player reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Rakdos Augermage (dis) 127

Discard

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Finisher

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Final Punishment

Target player loses life equal to the damage already dealt to that player this turn.

Sorcery
Final Punishment (9ed) 131
Nightmare

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

Creature
Nightmare (m10) 107

Finisher

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Pump

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Souldrinker

Pay 3 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Souldrinker (ddc) 39

Pump

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Tokens

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Goblin Offensive

Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Goblin Offensive (usg) 192
Grizzly Fate

Create two 2/2 green Bear creature tokens. Threshold — Create four 2/2 green Bear creature tokens instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard. Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Grizzly Fate (jud) 119
Metrognome

When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, create four 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens. {4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Artifact
Metrognome (usg) 301
Rank Officer

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. {1}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Each opponent loses 2 life.

Creature
Rank Officer (mh1) 102

Tokens

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Bounce

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Glowing Anemone

When this creature enters, you may return target land to its owner's hand.

Creature
Glowing Anemone (mmq) 81

Bounce

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Draw

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Brainstorm

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant
Brainstorm (a25) 46
Deep Analysis

Target player draws two cards. Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Deep Analysis (tor) 36
Foresee

Scry 4, then draw two cards.

Sorcery
Foresee (fut) 36
Peek

Look at target player's hand. Draw a card.

Instant
Peek (ody) 91
Tome Raider

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature
Tome Raider (eld) 68

Draw

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Land

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Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Bloodfell Caves (ema) 236
Cinder Barrens

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Cinder Barrens (m19) 248
Dimir Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Dimir Guildgate (gtc) 241
Dismal Backwater

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Dismal Backwater (ktk) 232
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (c16) 351
Foul Orchard

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Land
Foul Orchard (m19) 251
Fungal Reaches

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}.

Land
Fungal Reaches (tsp) 273
Gruul Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Gruul Guildgate (mm3) 236
Highland Lake

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Highland Lake (c19) 251
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (c16) 342
Kazandu Refuge

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Kazandu Refuge (c18) 261
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (c16) 346
Mountain Valley

This land enters tapped. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Mountain Valley (c18) 268
Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Rakdos Carnarium (c19) 266
Rocky Tar Pit

This land enters tapped. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Rocky Tar Pit (c18) 274
Rugged Highlands

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Rugged Highlands (ktk) 240
Salt Marsh

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Salt Marsh (inv) 326
Simic Guildgate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Simic Guildgate (mm3) 248
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (c16) 345
Swiftwater Cliffs

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Swiftwater Cliffs (c17) 283
Thornwood Falls

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Thornwood Falls (ema) 246
Timber Gorge

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Timber Gorge (m19) 258
Urborg Volcano

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Urborg Volcano (c17) 288
Woodland Stream

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Woodland Stream (c18) 292

Land

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Ramp

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Dreamscape Artist

{2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Dreamscape Artist (plc) 40
Manalith

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Manalith (m19) 239
Werebear

{T}: Add {G}. Threshold — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Creature
Werebear (ody) 282

Ramp

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Burn

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Firebolt

Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. Flashback {4}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Firebolt (ody) 193

Burn

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Enchantment

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Blockbuster

{1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 3 damage to each tapped creature and each player.

Enchantment
Blockbuster (rav) 115
Fiery Bombardment

Chroma — {2}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals damage to any target equal to the number of red mana symbols in the sacrificed creature's mana cost.

Enchantment
Fiery Bombardment (eve) 52

Enchantment

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Mill

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Book Burning

Any player may have Book Burning deal 6 damage to them. If no one does, target player mills six cards.

Sorcery
Book Burning (jud) 80
Greater Mossdog

Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, you may mill three cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature
Greater Mossdog (mma) 146

Mill

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Recursion

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Disturbing Plot

Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Sorcery
Disturbing Plot (shm) 64
Vigor Mortis

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If {G} was spent to cast this spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Sorcery
Vigor Mortis (rav) 111

Recursion

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Creature

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Anthroplasm

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {X}, {T}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature and put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Anthroplasm (ulg) 25
Anurid Barkripper

Threshold — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Creature
Anurid Barkripper (jud) 104
Anurid Swarmsnapper

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) {1}{G}: This creature can block an additional creature this turn.

Creature
Anurid Swarmsnapper (jud) 105
Catacomb Crocodile

Creature
Catacomb Crocodile (rna) 67
Coastal Wizard

{T}: Return this creature and another target creature to their owners' hands. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Creature
Coastal Wizard (p02) 34
Crashing Boars

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player chooses an untapped creature they control. That creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

Creature
Crashing Boars (exo) 108
Crystacean

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Creature
Crystacean (iko) 46
Grim Roustabout

Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Grim Roustabout (rtr) 68
Hammerhead Shark

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.

Creature
Hammerhead Shark (sth) 32
Junktroller

Defender {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature Artifact
Junktroller (rav) 264
Lazotep Behemoth

Creature
Lazotep Behemoth (war) 95
Ogre Savant

When this creature enters, if {U} was spent to cast it, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature
Ogre Savant (gpt) 70
Riptide Mangler

{1}{U}: Change this creature's base power to target creature's power. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature
Riptide Mangler (lgn) 51
Rust Tick

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step. {1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this creature remains tapped.

Creature Artifact
Rust Tick (som) 198
Shock Troops

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature
Shock Troops (8ed) 223
Spincrusher

Whenever this creature blocks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature Artifact
Spincrusher (dst) 144
Wall of Vipers

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {3}: Destroy this creature and target creature it's blocking. Any player may activate this ability.

Creature
Wall of Vipers (pcy) 80
Wishcoin Crab

Creature
Wishcoin Crab (grn) 60

Creature

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Evasion

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Mosstodon

{1}: Target creature with power 5 or greater gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Mosstodon (ala) 139
Uninvited Geist

Creature
Uninvited Geist // Unimpeded Trespasser (soi) 94Uninvited Geist // Unimpeded Trespasser (soi) 94

Evasion

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Pingers

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Anaba Shaman

{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Anaba Shaman (9ed) 172
Arcane Teachings

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Enchantment
Arcane Teachings (jud) 78
Hypervolt Grasp

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." {1}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Hypervolt Grasp (gpt) 67

Pingers

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Removal

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Banewhip Punisher

When this creature enters, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. {B}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target creature that has a -1/-1 counter on it.

Creature
Banewhip Punisher (hou) 59
Fling

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant
Fling (pc2) 44
Goremand

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Flying Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature.

Creature
Goremand (cmm) 163
Root Greevil

{2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy all enchantments of the color of your choice.

Creature
Root Greevil (pls) 91
Savage Punch

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. Ferocious — The creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn before it fights if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery
Savage Punch (ktk) 147
Squee's Toy

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Artifact
Squee's Toy (tmp) 309
Thornado

Destroy target creature with flying. Cycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Thornado (mh1) 184
Waterfront Bouncer

{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature
Waterfront Bouncer (mmq) 114
Wing Puncture

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Instant
Wing Puncture (som) 133

Removal

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Sideboard

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Apes of Rath

Whenever this creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature
Apes of Rath (tmp) 214
Captain's Hook

Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has menace, and is a Pirate in addition to its other creature types. Whenever this Equipment becomes unattached from a permanent, destroy that permanent. Equip {1}

Artifact
Captain's Hook (rix) 177
Carrion Call

Create two 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature tokens with infect. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Instant
Carrion Call (som) 115
Concordia Pegasus

Flying

Creature
Concordia Pegasus (rna) 7
Dead Reveler

Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature
Dead Reveler (plst) IMA-86
Dead Ringers

Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery
Dead Ringers (apc) 37
Delusions of Mediocrity

When this enchantment enters, you gain 10 life. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose 10 life.

Enchantment
Delusions of Mediocrity (7ed) 70
Drill Bit

Spectacle {B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery
Drill Bit (rna) 73
Foil

You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Counter target spell.

Instant
Foil (pcy) 34
Lavalanche

Lavalanche deals X damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Sorcery
Lavalanche (c18) 184
Leech Bonder

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {U}, {Q}: Move a counter from target creature onto a second target creature. ({Q} is the untap symbol.)

Creature
Leech Bonder (shm) 43
Lichenthrope

If damage would be dealt to this creature, put that many -1/-1 counters on it instead. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Creature
Lichenthrope (vis) 112
Macabre Mockery

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant
Macabre Mockery (rna) 191
Manakin

{T}: Add {C}.

Creature Artifact
Manakin (ima) 218
Pardic Lancer

Discard a card at random: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature
Pardic Lancer (tor) 107
Plague Witch

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature
Plague Witch (ema) 103
Sonic Burst

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card at random. Sonic Burst deals 4 damage to any target.

Instant
Sonic Burst (btd) 46

Sideboard

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Maybeboard

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Adarkar Valkyrie

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Creature
Adarkar Valkyrie (c18) 60
Amplifire

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Until your next turn, this creature's base power becomes twice that card's power and its base toughness becomes twice that card's toughness. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature
Amplifire (rna) 92
Archon of Falling Stars

Flying When this creature dies, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
Archon of Falling Stars (thb) 2
Cromat

{W}{B}: Destroy target creature blocking or blocked by Cromat. {U}{R}: Cromat gains flying until end of turn. {B}{G}: Regenerate Cromat. {R}{W}: Cromat gets +1/+1 until end of turn. {G}{U}: Put Cromat on top of its owner's library.

Creature
Cromat (apc) 94
Gingerbrute

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Creature Artifact
Gingerbrute (eld) 219
Goatnapper

When this creature enters, untap target Goat and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Goatnapper (lrw) 172
Humongulus

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature
Humongulus (plst) RNA-41
Icehide Golem

({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Creature Artifact
Icehide Golem (mh1) 224
Yule Ooze

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy another nonland permanent chosen at random, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on Yule Ooze equal to that permanent's converted mana cost. {R}{G}, Eat some food: Regenerate Yule Ooze.

Creature
Yule Ooze (hho) 11

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