Necrotic Ooze

As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

Asmodeus the Archfiend

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead.
{B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards.
{B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Dark Ritual

Death

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Life

All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.