Talon Gates

Any time you could cast a sorcery, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with X time counters on it, where X is its mana value. If the exiled card doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of its owner's upkeep, they remove a time counter. When the last is removed, the player may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)
Whenever chaos ensues, remove two time counters from each suspended card you own.

Pompeii

When you planeswalk to Pompeii and at the beginning of your upkeep, put an eruption counter on it.
Whenever you roll a blank on the planar die, scry 2. Then put an eruption counter on Pompeii.
When chaos ensues, Pompeii deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the number of eruption counters on Pompeii. Each player sacrifices a land of their choice. Then planeswalk.

Sliver

City Hall

When you planeswalk here, you become the Monarch.
Whenever Chaos ensues, each player may create two tapped treasure tokens. Each player who does can't attack you during their next turn.

Littjara

When you planeswalk to Littjara and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a creature type. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control of that type.

Sokenzan

All creatures get +1/+1 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Kerblam! Warehouse

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, until your next turn, noncreature artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to any target."

The Zephyr Maze

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Bowie Base One

At the beginning of your end step, goad target creature controlled by the player to your left. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Feeding Grounds

Red spells cost {1} less to cast.
Green spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

Unknown Event

When you encounter this, Each player opens a Magic the Gathering booster pack. They may select up to two cards from that pack and exile them face down. For the rest of the game, players may look at and play cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Shrinking Plane

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, fold this plane in half. Draw cards equal to the number of times it's been folded. If you can't fold it, planeswalk.
Chaos: Completely unfold this plane. Each opponent discards two cards.

Food

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.

Akoum

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

Fixed Point in Time

When you encounter Fixed Point in Time, until your next turn, if a player would planeswalk as a result of rolling the planar die, chaos ensues instead. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Kessig

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by non-Werewolf creatures.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gets +2/+2, gains trample, and becomes a Werewolf in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Mirrored Depths

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If the player loses the flip, counter that spell.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Eldrazi

Annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent.)

Raven's Run

All creatures have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, two -1/-1 counters on another target creature, and three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature.

Zombie

Event Horizon

Nonbasic lands are Wastes.
Whenever you tap a permanent for {C}, add an additional {C}.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose one —
• Draw four cards.
• Destroy target permanent.
• You may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Ten Wizards Mountain

Whenever you roll the planar die, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

Dalek Intensive Care

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

The Fourth Sphere

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Kharasha Foothills

Whenever a creature you control attacks a player, for each other opponent, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature, tapped and attacking that opponent. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. If you do, Kharasha Foothills deals that much damage to target creature.

Ood Sphere

Song of the Ood — Noncreature spells have convoke. (A player's creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature they tap while casting a noncreature spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Red-Eye — Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, goad up to one target creature that opponent controls. Until your next turn, those creatures can't become tapped unless they're being declared as attackers.

The Western Cloud

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Spectrox Mines

When you planeswalk to Spectrox Mines and at the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life and create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Food token and a 2/2 black Human Rogue creature token.

The Moonbase

Low Gravity — All creatures have "{2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target creature card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.

Norn's Seedcore

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Stroopwafel Cafe

Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

The Wilds

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

Turri Island

Creature spells cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

The Food Court

Artifacts are Foods in addition to their other types (They have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice three Foods: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. Activate only once each turn and only during your turn.
Chaos: You become the Monarch. If you are already the Monarch, draw a card.

Murasa

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

Selesnya Loft Gardens

If an effect would create one or more tokens, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Truga Jungle

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Tember City

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice.

Lair of the Ashen Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Orochi Colony

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Pin Collector's Booth

Whenever you attack, create a Pin token attached to target attacking creature you control. It's an Pin Aura enchantment with enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +1/+1."
Whenever Chaos ensues, each opponent loses X life, where X is the total number of pins attached to you and creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.)

Llanowar

All creatures have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures you control.

Unleash the Flux

When you encounter Unleash the Flux, each player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice, then you flip a coin. If you lose the flip, repeat this process. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Shapeshifter

Changeling (This token is every creature type.)

Glen Elendra

At end of combat, you may exchange control of target creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this combat and target creature that player controls.
Whenever chaos ensues, gain control of target creature you own.

Cliffside Market

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.

City's Blessing

Temple of Atropos

At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase. (The beginning phase includes the untap, upkeep, and draw steps.)
When chaos ensues, reverse the game's turn order. Then planeswalk. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise.)

New Argive

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Aretopolis

When you planeswalk to Aretopolis and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then you gain life equal to the number of scroll counters on it.
When Aretopolis has ten or more scroll counters on it, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters on it.

Jund

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5. (As that creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with five times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Mad Labs

When you encounter this phenomenon, starting with the next player in turn order, that player chooses a permanent type. The next player chooses a number between 1 and 10. The next player chooses a keyword counter. Then reveal and resolve the following ability with those words. (don't reveal the second ability before the words have been chosen!)
Each player creates a token that's a copy of a [permanent] and puts [number] +1/+1 counters on it. If it's not a creature, it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types. It enters with [keyword] counter.

Windriddle Palaces

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
You may play lands and cast spells from the top of any player's library.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player mills a card.

Warrior

North Pole Research Base

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Assassin

Esper

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Stronghold Furnace

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Paliano

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

The Doctor's Childhood Barn

Creatures enter tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can't phase in for as long as The Doctor's Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

Naar Isle

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a flame counter on Naar Isle, then Naar Isle deals damage to you equal to the number of flame counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, Naar Isle deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis

When you encounter Human—Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Demon

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this creature deals 6 damage to you.

Furnace Layer

When you planeswalk to Furnace Layer and at the beginning of your upkeep, select target player at random. That player discards a card. If that player discards a land card this way, they lose 3 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Goblin

The Aether Flues

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

The Matrix of Time

When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library.
During your turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time, that card's owner loses 3 life and exiles the top card of their library.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two Treasure tokens.

Undercity Reaches

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

Riptide Island

When you planeswalk to Riptide Island and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, Slivers you control gain haste and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Slivers you control.

Isle of Vesuva

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature.

Cyberman

(You can cover a face-down creature that has become a Cyberman with this reminder card. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.)

The Windy City

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a flying counter on target nontoken creature you control without flying.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target creature with flying. For as long as it remains exiled, its owner may cast it by paying {2} rather than paying its mana cost.
When you planeswalk away from The Windy City, remove all flying counters from all creatures.

Trail of the Mage-Rings

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound. (The spell's controller exiles the spell as it resolves if they cast it from their hand. At the beginning of that player's next upkeep, they may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sky Deck

Whenever you planeswalk here, at the beginning of your upkeep, or whenever chaos ensues, put a glass counter on up to one target nonland permanent.
When you planeswalk away from here, destroy all permanents with glass counters on them.

Butterfly

Celestine Reef

Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.
Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Hotel of Fears

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.
Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

Spatial Merging

When you encounter Spatial Merging, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal two plane cards. Simultaneously planeswalk to both of them. Put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Caught in a Parallel Universe

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Royal Booster

When you encounter this phenomenon, open a Magic: The Gathering booster pack and shuffle it without looking at its contents. Those cards become the booster deck. You become the monarch. For the rest of the game, at the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card from the booster deck. They may spend mana of any type to cast those cards. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Tazeem

Creatures can't block.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Dalek

Edge of Malacol

If a creature you control would untap during your untap step, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap each creature you control.

Quicksilver Sea

When you planeswalk to Quicksilver Sea and at the beginning of your upkeep, scry 4. (Look at the top four cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your library. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

Strixhaven

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate. (Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, they may copy it. If they do, they choose an opponent to also copy it. Players may choose new targets for their copies.)
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Bant

All creatures have exalted. (Whenever a creature attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents its controller controls.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a divinity counter on target green, white, or blue creature. That creature has indestructible for as long as it has a divinity counter on it.

Singing Towers of Darillium

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may cast a foretold card you own from exile without paying its mana cost this turn.

Chaotic Aether

When you encounter Chaotic Aether, each blank roll of the planar die is a {CHAOS} roll until a player planeswalks away from a plane. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

The Bean

When you planeswalk here, each player chooses a creature they control and creates a token that's a copy of it, except it's a Reflection in addition to its other types.
All Reflections have shadow. (They can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create a token that's a copy of a creature you control, except it's a Reflection in addition to its other types.

Aplan Mortarium

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

Sea of Sand

Players reveal each card they draw.
Whenever a player draws a land card, that player gains 3 life.
Whenever a player draws a nonland card, that player loses 3 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, put target permanent on top of its owner's library.

Stensia

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

Shiv

All creatures have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

High Noon At Thunder Junction

Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, any of their opponents may say "DRAW!". The first opponent to do so clashes with that player. The player that wins the clash creates two 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)
Whenever Chaos ensues, draw a card.

The Dining Car

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Hedron Fields of Agadeem

Creatures with power 7 or greater can't attack or block.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 7/7 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 1. (Whenever it attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.)

Tarnation

Whenever a player commits a crime, they may draw a card. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)
Whenever chaos ensues, Tarnation deals 1 damage to any target.

Prahv

If you cast a spell this turn, you can't attack with creatures.
If you attacked with creatures this turn, you can't cast spells.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Grand Ossuary

Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.

Enigma Ridges

When you planeswalk to Enigma Ridges, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, reveals them, puts them into their hand, then shuffles.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Pools of Becoming

At the beginning of your end step, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your planar deck. Each of the revealed cards' chaos abilities triggers. Then put the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Soldier

Reality Shaping

When you encounter Reality Shaping, starting with you, each player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Dragon

Mutual Epiphany

When you encounter Mutual Epiphany, each player draws four cards. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Grove of the Dreampods

When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods and at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.