Cabaretti Initiate

{2}{R/W}: Cabaretti Initiate gains double strike until end of turn.

Capenna Express

Sacrifice a Treasure: Capenna Express becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Plains

Obelisk of Naya

Blaze

Forest

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Devilish Valet

Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double Devilish Valet's power until end of turn.

Jetmir, Nexus of Revels

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.

Hoard Hauler

Trample
Whenever Hoard Hauler deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token for each artifact they control.
Crew 3

Life of the Party

First strike, trample, haste
Whenever Life of the Party attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
When Life of the Party enters, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Druid of the Anima

Mysterious Limousine

Whenever Mysterious Limousine enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until Mysterious Limousine leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with Mysterious Limousine to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

Gala Greeters

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters.
• Create a tapped Treasure token.
• You gain 2 life.

Akroma's Memorial

Creatures you control have flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, and protection from black and from red.

Bennie Bracks, Zoologist

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
At the beginning of each end step, if you created a token this turn, draw a card.

Dodgy Jalopy

Trample
Dodgy Jalopy's power is equal to the highest mana value among creatures you control.
Crew 3
Scavenge {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Rakish Revelers

When Rakish Revelers enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{2}, Exile Rakish Revelers from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until Rakish Revelers is cast from exile. You may cast Rakish Revelers for as long as it remains exiled.

Giada, Font of Hope

Flying, vigilance
Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control.
{T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Esika's Chariot

When Esika's Chariot enters, create two 2/2 green Cat creature tokens.
Whenever Esika's Chariot attacks, create a token that's a copy of target token you control.
Crew 4

Cabaretti Ascendancy

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Bess, Soul Nourisher

Whenever one or more other creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1 enter, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess, Soul Nourisher.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

Jetmir's Garden

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.)
Jetmir's Garden enters tapped.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Lava Spike

Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Detonate

Destroy target artifact with mana value X. It can't be regenerated. Detonate deals X damage to that artifact's controller.

Brazen Upstart

Vigilance
When Brazen Upstart dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Phabine, Boss's Confidant

Creature tokens you control have haste.
Parley — At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each land card revealed this way, you create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Then creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each nonland card revealed this way. Then each player draws a card.

Gruul Turf

Gruul Turf enters tapped.
When Gruul Turf enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}{G}.

Social Climber

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Skyshroud Elf

End-Raze Forerunners

Vigilance, trample, haste
When End-Raze Forerunners enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.

Fleetfoot Dancer

Getaway Car

Haste
Whenever Getaway Car attacks or blocks, return up to one target creature that crewed it this turn to its owner's hand.
Crew 1

Sunbird's Invocation

Whenever you cast a spell from your hand, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's mana value. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from among cards revealed this way without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Mountain

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.

Rith's Attendant

{1}, Sacrifice Rith's Attendant: Add {R}{G}{W}.

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Increasing Savagery

Put five +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, put ten +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Jetmir's Fixer

{R}{G}: Jetmir's Fixer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on Jetmir's Fixer instead.

Rocco, Street Chef

At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way.
Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Avacyn's Memorial

Indestructible
Other legendary permanents you control have indestructible.

Boros Garrison

Boros Garrison enters tapped.
When Boros Garrison enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}{W}.

Flame Slash

Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.

Unlicensed Hearse

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2

Cabaretti Courtyard

When Cabaretti Courtyard enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Sisters of the Flame

Jungle Shrine

Jungle Shrine enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Rumor Gatherer

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

Increasing Vengeance

Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Venom Connoisseur

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

When Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Browbeat

Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.

Call the Coppercoats

Strive — This spell costs {1}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target opponents. Create X 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of creatures those opponents control.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Rith's Grove

When Rith's Grove enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Banefire

Banefire deals X damage to any target.
If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Gahiji, Honored One

Whenever a creature attacks one of your opponents or a planeswalker an opponent controls, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Spiked Pit Trap

Flash
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Spiked Pit Trap: Choose target creature, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature.
10—20 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature. Create a Treasure token.

Increasing Devotion

Create five 1/1 white Human creature tokens. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, create ten of those tokens instead.
Flashback {7}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Burn from Within

Burn from Within deals X damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sol Ring

Cabaretti Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.
• Creatures target player controls get +1/+1 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Smuggler's Buggy

Hideaway 4 (When this artifact enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Whenever Smuggler's Buggy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost. If you do, return Smuggler's Buggy to its owner's hand.
Crew 2

Selesnya Sanctuary

Selesnya Sanctuary enters tapped.
When Selesnya Sanctuary enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {G}{W}.

Arc Lightning

Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Demonfire

Demonfire deals X damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
Hellbent — If you have no cards in hand, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Incandescent Aria

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Garrison Cat

When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Fireball

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.

Cabaretti Charm

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva

When Kitt Kanto enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. When you do, target creature that player controls gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Goad that creature.