I Am Untouchable

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
You and permanents you control have hexproof.
When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.

Stensia

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

Morphic Tide

When you encounter Morphic Tide, each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, land, and planeswalker cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library in any order. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Naktamun

Each creature card in your graveyard has embalm. Its embalm cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its embalm cost: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie in addition to its other types with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Gavony

All creatures have vigilance.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Riptide Island

When you planeswalk to Riptide Island and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, Slivers you control gain haste and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Slivers you control.

Perhaps You've Met My Cohort

When you set this scheme in motion, search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.

Tooth, Claw, and Tail

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Spatial Merging

When you encounter Spatial Merging, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal two plane cards. Simultaneously planeswalk to both of them. Put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Velis Vel

Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it. (For example, if two Elemental Shamans and an Elemental Spirit are on the battlefield, each gets +2/+2.)
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

Two Streams Facility

Whenever you planeswalk to Two Streams Facility and at the beginning of the first upkeep of the game, each player chooses green anchor or red waterfall.
Each player who last chose green anchor may play an additional land during each of their turns.
Creatures controlled by players who last chose red waterfall get +2/+0 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player who last chose green anchor chooses red waterfall, and vice versa.

Time Distortion

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise. Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Embrace My Diabolical Vision

When you set this scheme in motion, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You draw seven cards, then each other player draws four cards.

Behold My Grandeur

When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}.
When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

I Call on the Ancient Magics

When you set this scheme in motion, each other player searches their library for a card, reveals it, and puts it into their hand. Then you search your library for two cards and put them into your hand. Each player shuffles.

Your Puny Minds Cannot Fathom

When you set this scheme in motion, draw four cards. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn.

Shiv

All creatures have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

My Forces Are Innumerable

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, they may sacrifice two creatures of their choice. If they do, abandon this scheme.

May Civilization Collapse

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, that player sacrifices two lands of their choice. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents sacrifices a land of their choice.

The Matrix of Time

When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library.
During your turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time, that card's owner loses 3 life and exiles the top card of their library.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two Treasure tokens.

Grixis

Blue, black, and/or red creature cards in your graveyard have unearth. The unearth cost is equal to the card's mana cost. (Pay the card's mana cost: Return it to the battlefield. The creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Pay Tribute to Me

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices another creature of their choice.

Feed the Machine

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, the player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Your Will Is Not Your Own

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +3/+3 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Lair of the Ashen Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Because I Have Willed It

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.

The Eon Fog

Players skip their untap steps.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all permanents you control.

Mutual Epiphany

When you encounter Mutual Epiphany, each player draws four cards. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

All in Good Time

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Schemes can't be set in motion that turn.

You Will Know True Suffering

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage equal to your commander's mana value to each noncommander creature your opponents control.

I Know All, I See All

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
Untap all permanents you control during each opponent's untap step.
At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard this turn from anywhere, abandon this scheme.

Esper

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Mine Is the Only Truth

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, you draw a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you drew a card last turn, abandon this scheme.

Akoum

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

Tazeem

Creatures can't block.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Grove of the Dreampods

When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods and at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Kerblam! Warehouse

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, until your next turn, noncreature artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to any target."

The Doctor's Childhood Barn

Creatures enter tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can't phase in for as long as The Doctor's Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

Aretopolis

When you planeswalk to Aretopolis and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then you gain life equal to the number of scroll counters on it.
When Aretopolis has ten or more scroll counters on it, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters on it.

The Drum, Mining Facility

Whenever you roll the planar die, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

Ood Sphere

Song of the Ood — Noncreature spells have convoke. (A player's creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature they tap while casting a noncreature spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Red-Eye — Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, goad up to one target creature that opponent controls. Until your next turn, those creatures can't become tapped unless they're being declared as attackers.

The Pieces Are Coming Together

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.

Nature Demands an Offering

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a creature you don't control and puts it on top of its owner's library, then repeats this process for an artifact, an enchantment, and a land. Then the owner of each permanent chosen this way shuffles.

Astral Arena

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Whenever chaos ensues, Astral Arena deals 2 damage to each creature.

North Pole Research Base

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Horizon Boughs

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

The Dark Barony

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player's graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

Plots That Span Centuries

When you set this scheme in motion, the next time you would set a scheme in motion, set three schemes in motion instead.

Dalek Intensive Care

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Feeding Grounds

Red spells cost {1} less to cast.
Green spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

Mondassian Colony Ship

Whenever a creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature its controller controls that shares a creature type with it.
Whenever chaos ensues, turn target creature face down. It becomes a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.

Cliffside Market

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.

The Golden City of Orazca

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Introductions Are in Order

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one —
• Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Nothing Can Stop Me Now

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.

Singing Towers of Darillium

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may cast a foretold card you own from exile without paying its mana cost this turn.

Truga Jungle

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

The Lux Foundation Library

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a shadow counter on target creature. (A creature with shadow can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Realms Befitting My Majesty

When you set this scheme in motion, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

The Hippodrome

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

Valor's Reach

Whenever your team attacks with exactly two creatures, those creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap up to two target creatures your team controls. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Immersturm

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Ketria

When you planeswalk to Ketria and at the beginning of your upkeep, put your choice of a vigilance, menace, or trample counter on target creature you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield or into your hand.

Llanowar

All creatures have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures you control.

A Premonition of Your Demise

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top two cards of your library and put them into your hand. When you reveal one or more nonland cards this way, this scheme deals damage equal to their total mana value to any target.

Windriddle Palaces

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
You may play lands and cast spells from the top of any player's library.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player mills a card.

Ghirapur

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

You Cannot Hide from Me

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It can't be blocked this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player has less than half their starting life total, abandon this scheme.

My Wish Is Your Command

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a noncreature, nonland card revealed this way and cast it without paying its mana cost.

The Fate of the Flammable

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, this scheme deals 6 damage to that player. If the player chooses others, this scheme deals 3 damage to each of your other opponents.

Your Own Face Mocks You

When you set this scheme in motion, choose up to two target creatures your opponents control. For each one, create a token that's a copy of it. If you created fewer than two tokens this way, create a number of 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature tokens with vigilance equal to the difference.

The Great Forest

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

My Wealth Will Bury You

When you set this scheme in motion, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. If they control fewer than four artifacts and enchantments, create four Treasure tokens instead. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Hotel of Fears

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.
Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

Mortal Flesh Is Weak

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent's life total becomes the lowest life total among your opponents.

Murasa

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

Sanctum of Serra

When you planeswalk away from Sanctum of Serra, destroy all nonland permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may have your life total become 20.

A Reckoning Approaches

When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Littjara

When you planeswalk to Littjara and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a creature type. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control of that type.

Pompeii

When you planeswalk to Pompeii and at the beginning of your upkeep, put an eruption counter on it.
Whenever you roll a blank on the planar die, scry 2. Then put an eruption counter on Pompeii.
When chaos ensues, Pompeii deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the number of eruption counters on Pompeii. Each player sacrifices a land of their choice. Then planeswalk.

Celestine Reef

Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.
Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis

When you encounter Human—Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Your Fate Is Thrice Sealed

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand.

Every Dream a Nightmare

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent discards a card. You draw a card for each land card discarded this way.

The Doctor's Tomb

If a creature would die, instead exile it and that creature's controller loses 2 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, redistribute any number of players' life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)

Goldmeadow

Whenever a land enters, that land's controller creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Evil Comes to Fruition

When you set this scheme in motion, create seven 0/1 green Plant creature tokens. If you control ten or more lands, create seven 3/3 green Elemental creature tokens instead.

My Crushing Masterstroke

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of all nonland permanents your opponents control until end of turn. Untap those permanents. They gain haste until end of turn. Each of them attacks its owner this turn if able.

Norn's Seedcore

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Unyaro

At the beginning of your end step, if you planeswalked to Unyaro this turn, untap all creatures. They phase out until a player planeswalks. (Treat them and anything attached to them as though they didn't exist.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 white and blue Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

Towashi

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Stronghold Furnace

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Undercity Reaches

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

For Each of You, a Gift

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token that attacks that player each combat if able.

Raven's Run

All creatures have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, two -1/-1 counters on another target creature, and three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature.

The Dead Shall Serve

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Each of those creatures attacks its owner each combat if able.

I Delight in Your Convulsions

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

The Mighty Will Fall

When you set this scheme in motion, choose an opponent with the highest life total among your opponents. That player loses 7 life.

Ignite the Cloneforge!

When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of target permanent an opponent controls.

Time Bends to My Will

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

The Dining Car

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.