Rakdos Headliner

Haste
Echo—Discard a card. (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

Showstopper

Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls."

Rakdos Cluestone

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Rakdos Ringleader

First strike
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Life of the Party

First strike, trample, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
When this creature enters, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Play with Fire

Play with Fire deals 2 damage to any target. If a player is dealt damage this way, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Rakdos Roustabout

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

Rakdos, the Showstopper

Flying, trample
When Rakdos enters, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.

Explosive Welcome

Explosive Welcome deals 5 damage to any target and 3 damage to any other target. Add {R}{R}{R}.

Jester's Scepter

When this artifact enters, exile the top five cards of target player's library face down. You may look at those cards for as long as they remain exiled.
{2}, {T}, Put a card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard: Counter target spell if it has the same name as that card.

Anthem of Rakdos

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Blood Crypt

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Carnival of Souls

Whenever a creature enters, you lose 1 life and add {B}.

Electrickery

Electrickery deals 1 damage to target creature you don't control.
Overload {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Thespian's Stage

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Banshee of the Dread Choir

Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Launch Party

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Carnage

Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.

Carnival

Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Carnival // Carnage

Spike Jester

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Arena Athlete

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.

Havoc Festival

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Carnival Carnivore

Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Theater of Horrors

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library.
During your turn, if an opponent lost life this turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with this enchantment.
{3}{R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Risky Move

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of this enchantment.
When you gain control of this enchantment from another player, choose a creature you control and an opponent. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that opponent gains control of that creature.

Goblin Festival

{2}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of this enchantment.

Tibalt's Trickery

Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Imp's Mischief

Change the target of target spell with a single target. You lose life equal to that spell's mana value.

Magus of the Arena

{3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Daredevil Dragster

At end of combat, if this Vehicle attacked or blocked this combat, put a velocity counter on it. Then if it has two or more velocity counters on it, sacrifice it and draw two cards.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Thieves' Auction

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Rakdos Trumpeter

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{3}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Devil's Play

Devil's Play deals X damage to any target.
Flashback {X}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Rakdos Cackler

Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Rakdos's Return

Rakdos's Return deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards X cards.

Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {B}{R}.

Light Up the Stage

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Festival Crasher

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Arena Trickster

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Rakdos Firewheeler

When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

Havoc Jester

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Popular Entertainer

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls." (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Magar of the Magic Strings

{1}{B}{R}: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It's a 3/3 creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost" and "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."

Goblin Battle Jester

Whenever you cast a red spell, target creature can't block this turn.

Juri, Master of the Revue

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri.
When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Clown Extruder

Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Bedazzle

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Bedeck

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

Bedeck // Bedazzle

Arena

Ride the Rails

Target creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Minecart Daredevil

Minecart Daredevil // Ride the Rails

Demon's Jester

Flying
Hellbent — This creature gets +2/+1 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Crowd's Favor

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Devils' Playground

Create four 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Oxidda Daredevil

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

Stunning Reversal

The next time you would lose the game this turn, instead draw seven cards and your life total becomes 1.
Exile Stunning Reversal.

Jester's Mask

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent puts the cards from their hand on top of their library. Search that player's library for that many cards. That player puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Swamp

Maestros Theater

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Rakdos Guildgate

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Luxury Suite

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Ovalchase Daredevil

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Grand Coliseum

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Radiant Performer

Flash
When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, choose target spell or ability that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy that spell or ability for each other permanent or player the spell or ability could target. Each copy targets a different one of those permanents and players.

Rakdos Locket

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Rakdos Keyrune

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{B}{R}: This artifact becomes a 3/1 black and red Devil artifact creature with first strike until end of turn.

Carnival Elephant Meteor

{TK}{TK} — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Carnival Hellsteed

First strike, haste
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Arena of the Ancients

Legendary creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
When this artifact enters, tap all legendary creatures.

Clown Car

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2

Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Spooky Clown Mox

{TK}{TK} — Vigilance
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Crowd of Cinders

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Crowd of Cinders's power and toughness are each equal to the number of black permanents you control.

Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Clear the Stage

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Mountain

Last Laugh

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Jester's Cap

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.