Aven Heartstabber

Flying
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Aven Heartstabber gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch.
When Aven Heartstabber dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.

Castle Embereth

Castle Embereth enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Second Breakfast

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Chandra, Dressed to Kill

+1: Add {R}. Chandra, Dressed to Kill deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker.
+1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn.
−7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Power Depot

Power Depot enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
Modular 1

Chaos Moon

At the beginning of each upkeep, count the number of permanents. If the number is odd, until end of turn, red creatures get +1/+1 and whenever a player taps a Mountain for mana, that player adds an additional {R}. If the number is even, until end of turn, red creatures get -1/-1 and if a player taps a Mountain for mana, that Mountain produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

Winter's Chill

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
X can't be greater than the number of snow lands you control.
Choose X target attacking creatures. For each of those creatures, its controller may pay {1} or {2}. If that player doesn't, destroy that creature at end of combat. If that player pays only {1}, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this combat.

Knight of Autumn

When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• You gain 4 life.

Ornithopter of Paradise

Hidden Stockpile

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Brenard, Ginger Sculptor

Each creature you control that's a Food or a Golem gets +2/+2 and has trample.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a 1/1 Food Golem artifact creature in addition to its other types and it has "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."

Treasury Thrull

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever Treasury Thrull attacks, you may return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Anax, Hardened in the Forge

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)
Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This creature can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Bartolomé del Presidio

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.

Adventuring Gear

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Aven Eternal

Flying
When Aven Eternal enters, amass Zombies 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Tayam, Luminous Enigma

Each other creature you control enters with an additional vigilance counter on it.
{3}, Remove three counters from among creatures you control: Mill three cards, then return a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Lava Axe

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Cleaver Skaab

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice another Zombie: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed creature.

Ironsoul Enforcer

Whenever Ironsoul Enforcer or a commander you control attacks alone, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Concentrate

Blood Moon

All That Glitters

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

The Three Seasons

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Mill three cards.
II — Return up to two target snow permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Choose three cards in each graveyard. Their owners shuffle those cards into their libraries.

Crimson Wisps

Target creature becomes red and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)
Draw a card.

Go for the Throat

Cinder Pyromancer

{T}: Cinder Pyromancer deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Whenever you cast a red spell, you may untap Cinder Pyromancer.

Ancient Den

The Grand Calcutron

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can only play the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

Startle

Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)
Draw a card.

Fanatic of Mogis

When Fanatic of Mogis enters, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Falcon Abomination

Flying
When Falcon Abomination enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Drunau Corpse Trawler

When Drunau Corpse Trawler enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}: Target Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle enters tapped.
Whenever a Mountain you control enters, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle deal 3 damage to any target.
{T}: Add {R}.

Battle Cry Goblin

{1}{R}: Goblins you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever Battle Cry Goblin attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Glimmerpost

When Glimmerpost enters, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.
{T}: Add {C}.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Manamorphose

Add two mana in any combination of colors.
Draw a card.

Moritte of the Frost

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
You may have Moritte of the Frost enter as a copy of a permanent you control, except it's legendary and snow in addition to its other types and, if it's a creature, it enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it and has changeling.

Winter's Rest

Enchant creature
When Winter's Rest enters, tap enchanted creature.
As long as you control another snow permanent, enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Kaldring, the Rimestaff

{T}: You may play target snow permanent card from your graveyard this turn. If you do, it enters tapped.

Jorn, God of Winter

Whenever Jorn attacks, untap each snow permanent you control.

Jorn, God of Winter // Kaldring, the Rimestaff

Blazing Shoal

You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Cosmium Kiln

When Cosmium Kiln enters, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Clay-Fired Bricks

When Clay-Fired Bricks enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
Craft with artifact {5}{W}{W} ({5}{W}{W}, Exile this artifact, Exile another artifact you control or an artifact card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Clay-Fired Bricks // Cosmium Kiln

Fortifying Provisions

Creatures you control get +0/+1.
When Fortifying Provisions enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Ardent Recruit

Metalcraft — Ardent Recruit gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Frost Augur

{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Expedition Map

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Seat of the Synod

Aeronaut Tinkerer

Aeronaut Tinkerer has flying as long as you control an artifact. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Quick Study

Berg Strider

When Berg Strider enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. If {S} was spent to cast this spell, that permanent doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Narfi, Betrayer King

Other snow and Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{S}{S}{S}: Return Narfi, Betrayer King from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Tree of Tales

Eye of Malcator

When Eye of Malcator enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever another artifact you control enters, Eye of Malcator becomes a 4/4 Phyrexian Eye artifact creature until end of turn.

Chimney Rabble

Haste
When Chimney Rabble enters, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token.

Angelic Purge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Tainted Sigil

{T}, Sacrifice Tainted Sigil: You gain life equal to the total life lost by all players this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

The Battle of Bywater

Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. Then create a Food token for each creature you control. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Dreg Mangler

Haste
Scavenge {3}{B}{G} ({3}{B}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Nimble Hobbit

Whenever Nimble Hobbit attacks, you may sacrifice a Food or pay {2}{W}. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Hero of the Dunes

When Hero of the Dunes enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0.

Bartered Cow

When Bartered Cow dies or when you discard it, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Dispatch

Tap target creature.
Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.

Etherium Sculptor

Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Hobbit's Sting

Hobbit's Sting deals X damage to target creature, where X is the number of creatures you control plus the number of Foods you control.

Banquet Guests

Affinity for Food (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Food you control.)
Trample
Banquet Guests enters with twice X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Sacrifice a Food: Banquet Guests gains indestructible until end of turn.

Slith Firewalker

Haste
Whenever Slith Firewalker deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Stigma Lasher

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever Stigma Lasher deals damage to a player, that player can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Disruption Protocol

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped artifact you control or pay {1}.
Counter target spell.

Abominable Treefolk

Trample
Abominable Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
When Abominable Treefolk enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Gisa and Geralf

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

Diregraf Captain

Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Uurg, Spawn of Turg

Uurg, Spawn of Turg's power is equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
{B}{G}, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

Fabrication Foundry

{T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source.
{2}{W}, {T}, Exile one or more other artifacts you control with total mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Slitherhead

Scavenge {0} ({0}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Worm Harvest

Create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard.
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Rosie Cotton of South Lane

When Rosie Cotton of South Lane enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie.

Pyre Charger

Haste
{R}: Pyre Charger gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Compelling Deterrence

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that player discards a card if you control a Zombie.

Artificer's Assistant

Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.)

Havengul Runebinder

{2}{U}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Zombie creature you control.

Midnight Clock

{T}: Add {U}.
{2}{U}: Put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.
At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.
When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile Midnight Clock.

Master Splicer

When Master Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control get +1/+1.

Thornglint Bridge

Thornglint Bridge enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Arctic Treeline

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
Arctic Treeline enters tapped.

Emry, Lurker of the Loch

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.
When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters, mill four cards.
{T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)

Park Map

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Reshape

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Awaken the Ancient

Enchant Mountain
Enchanted Mountain is a 7/7 red Giant creature with haste. It's still a land.

Ensoul Artifact

Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its other types.

Arcus Acolyte

Reach, lifelink
Outlast {G/W} ({G/W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each other creature you control without a +1/+1 counter on it has outlast {G/W}.

Arcum's Astrolabe

({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)
When Arcum's Astrolabe enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sydri, Galvanic Genius

{U}: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.
{W}{B}: Target artifact creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Dark Depths

Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it.
{3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths.
When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Spirit of the Aldergard

When Spirit of the Aldergard enters, search your library for a snow land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Spirit of the Aldergard gets +1/+0 for each other snow permanent you control.

Biblioplex Kraken

When Biblioplex Kraken enters, scry 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever Biblioplex Kraken attacks, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, Biblioplex Kraken can't be blocked this turn.

Arctic Flats

Arctic Flats enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Akroan Crusader

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Akroan Crusader, create a 1/1 red Soldier creature token with haste. (It can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Cloudpost

Cloudpost enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C} for each Locus on the battlefield.

Bring to Life

Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on it.

Animating Faerie

Animating Faerie // Bring to Life

Rimefeather Owl

Flying
Rimefeather Owl's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents on the battlefield.
{1}{S}: Put an ice counter on target permanent.
Permanents with ice counters on them are snow.

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